Have You Ever Heard Your Roomie(s)...

[Wintermoot]

knock on the door and ask if you can join in. and no I never heard something like that.

 

[CianTheMighty]

The "open" gay guys in a very small town where I grew up were dating one another. Quite a few of my friends were interested in the two of them as a couple. I was there one night with another friend, sleeping in the living room, and all of a sudden we started hearing a little squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak.

We just had to larf.

We larfed about it the next day as well. It's only fucking, after all. And they tried so hard to be quiet about it.

 

[game-lover]

Unlikely for me. With my luck, I'd be the one banging my roommate if it were a girl or my roommate's girlfriend.

I'm not saying that to brag. It's just that I tend to be a nice guy and some women equate nice with being interested. As a guy, I'm not going to turn down offers of sex.

Sorta... nullifies the nice part right out considering you'd fuck your roommates girlfriend, wouldn't you say?

 

[fletch_talon]

I hear a rubbery snap (at that point I'm fairly certain what's going on)

If I were the chick I'd be looking at taking a morning after pill, and maybe an STD check depending how well she knew the guy.
In my experience, hearing anything rubbery going "snap" prior to sex is cause for concern.

Outside my experience, you might expect to hear a rubbery snap if "playing doctor" or other fetishes involving latex/rubber are involved.

 

[malestrithe]

Unlikely for me. With my luck, I'd be the one banging my roommate if it were a girl or my roommate's girlfriend.

I'm not saying that to brag. It's just that I tend to be a nice guy and some women equate nice with being interested. As a guy, I'm not going to turn down offers of sex.

Pretty much nullifies the nice part right out considering you'd fuck your roommates girlfriend, wouldn't you say?

Maybe not nice for him, but it would be for her.

 

[Giles Margerum]

I sleep with a non married christian and people have heard us lemme tell ya.

 

[Grape_Bullion]

Oh yeah. Threw a bucket of bouncy balls at them because they were loud as hell. Needless to say, my roommate bought a lock afterwards.

 

[Alternative]

I would just pretend I couldn't hear it, that way they would be much more comfortable doing it near me since they think I can't hear it, providing me with many enjoyable masturbation sessions. I remember going wild whenever I heard my Sister having sex, just make sure you finish before they do.

not to judge you but, Dafuq did i just read

 

[Alternative]

I would just pretend I couldn't hear it, that way they would be much more comfortable doing it near me since they think I can't hear it, providing me with many enjoyable masturbation sessions. I remember going wild whenever I heard my Sister having sex, just make sure you finish before they do.

not to judge you but, Dafuq did i just read

It's just very erotic to me when I hear an attractive girl I know get shagged, I've even seen loads of naked pictures of my Sister in all sorts of manners, so it really helps plant this image in my mind.

She starts moaning, louder and louder, I just think of how she's getting pumped at that very moment, images of what I know she looks like naked pop into my head, OHHHHHHHHHH and I would come so fast.

Sometimes I would just get the urge to burst into the room, OH YEAH OH OH OH AHHHHHH!!! Before they even have time to properly react, YEAAAAHHHHH!!!

if i heard my sister having sex i would be traumatized, most because she's 12 and lives across town from me buti would also be traumatized because SHE"S MY SISTER.

in order to remain non judgemental i have to say, have you ever thought that she was perhaps being loud of perpose, perhaps hoping you'd hear it.

 

[AbyssalSanhedrin]

It happened all the time at uni, was never anything more than funny and nobody I lived with was particularly shy about it. We were all having sex and the walls of the house we lived in were thin; it was just part of life.

One morning we were all sat around watching TV and this lass one of my friends had bought over for the night wanders in looking all coquettish and says something to the effect of "sorry if we were noisy last night". Not one of us had heard a thing so we all sort of shrugged and said no they didn't. This weird look of disappointment flashed across her face just for a second. She sat down and had a brew then went back upstairs where, not five minutes later, we could all hear his bed banging against the wall and her wailing away like a god-damn cat in heat. He must have enjoyed the show because it didn't last for long...

 

[Supertegwyn]

I would just pretend I couldn't hear it, that way they would be much more comfortable doing it near me since they think I can't hear it, providing me with many enjoyable masturbation sessions. I remember going wild whenever I heard my Sister having sex, just make sure you finish before they do.

not to judge you but, Dafuq did i just read

It's just very erotic to me when I hear an attractive girl I know get shagged, I've even seen loads of naked pictures of my Sister in all sorts of manners, so it really helps plant this image in my mind.

She starts moaning, louder and louder, I just think of how she's getting pumped at that very moment, images of what I know she looks like naked pop into my head, OHHHHHHHHHH and I would come so fast.

Sometimes I would just get the urge to burst into the room, OH YEAH OH OH OH AHHHHHH!!! Before they even have time to properly react, YEAAAAHHHHH!!!

That is..... interesting.

Please, go on.


*runs*

 

[CruisingForBiddies]

Not my roomies per-se but after my graduation after party a group of us went to a friends house as none of us were in a state to drive. Everyone crashed in the living room on mattresses and fell asleep instantly so my girlfriend and I decided to have a cheeky make out. After about half an hour we paused after hearing noises and our friends who were dating were just going at it, literally right next to us. They were still really pissed so they were struggling to keep it quiet. It got so bad that I just sat up and said, "stop fucking I need to piss". I went to the bathroom and by the time I got back they were asleep.
I still laugh at them now

 

[dj_8612]

yep, heard just about all of my friends/they've heard me in almost every room (there were 7 of us). Also if you ever stay in a hostel you will hear, see, be in the top bunk trying to sleep. They can be noisy and awkward, but hilarious at times too. I once heard a guy in a tent next to me at a campsite asking the girl he brought back to 'bite his nipple' me and the occupants of about 5 tents surrounding it burst out laughing. When we hear each other we used to play 'I've just had sex' by the lonely island really loudly then once the song finished we'd all shout 'finish her' and then bring them a victory sandwich

 

[Sacman]

Yus... all the time... in fact I can hear them right now... looks like I'm sleeping on the couch tonight...<.<

 

[Alternative]

I would be pretty turned on if I had a twelve year old sister and she decided to shag some guy so audibly with me only a short distance away. Not that I would ever seek that sort of thing, but if it was right on my doorstep I wouldn't argue.

I don't think my Sister would try and make me hear her, she's pretty open and experimental with weird things, if she wanted me, she probably would have made more of a move than this. The closest I've been to being sexually active with my Sister is when I found one of her toys and sucked on it for like five minutes. Also maybe wearing some of her thongs when she's gone. My favourite one has this big heart shaped hole right where her private bits would be tucked away, I found interesting uses for this one.

she might be an exibitionist and likes the idea of you as an audience rather then a participent.

as i am currantly studying for a degree in psycology i would love to be able to study your sexual attraction to your sister, does it extend to other family members? how much older then you is your sister? were you two close while you where growing up?

 

[Pegghead]

if i heard my sister having sex i would be traumatized, most because she's 12 and lives across town from me buti would also be traumatized because SHE"S MY SISTER.

in order to remain non judgemental i have to say, have you ever thought that she was perhaps being loud of perpose, perhaps hoping you'd hear it.

I would be pretty turned on if I had a twelve year old sister and she decided to shag some guy so audibly with me only a short distance away. Not that I would ever seek that sort of thing, but if it was right on my doorstep I wouldn't argue.

I don't think my Sister would try and make me hear her, she's pretty open and experimental with weird things, if she wanted me, she probably would have made more of a move than this. The closest I've been to being sexually active with my Sister is when I found one of her toys and sucked on it for like five minutes. Also maybe wearing some of her thongs when she's gone. My favourite one has this big heart shaped hole right where her private bits would be tucked away, I found interesting uses for this one.

Anywho...I have a rather funny story to contribute.

When I was a younger lad, I spent the night at the house of a friend who had British parents. That night taught me a few things about the British:

*They're obsessed with vitamin pills and early bed times

*They lose their goddamned minds over anything vintage (their household housing classic editions of Moby Dick, top hats [which the guy said had belonged to his great grandfather, and in which the guy's dad had taken a shit when younger] and full portraits of their ancestors)

*A British mother and father will have no qualms about going the fuck at it while their son's friend is over for the night

Needless to say when I woke up in the morning and peered my head out into the hallway I copped a faceful of pasty, British ass slinking seductively back into the bed-chamber of his (visibly) naked missus.

I'm extremely proud to be a part of the British Commonwealth, because there's nobody else like the British.

 

[Psychoninja7]

if i heard my sister having sex i would be traumatized, most because she's 12 and lives across town from me buti would also be traumatized because SHE"S MY SISTER.

in order to remain non judgemental i have to say, have you ever thought that she was perhaps being loud of perpose, perhaps hoping you'd hear it.

I would be pretty turned on if I had a twelve year old sister and she decided to shag some guy so audibly with me only a short distance away. Not that I would ever seek that sort of thing, but if it was right on my doorstep I wouldn't argue.

I don't think my Sister would try and make me hear her, she's pretty open and experimental with weird things, if she wanted me, she probably would have made more of a move than this. The closest I've been to being sexually active with my Sister is when I found one of her toys and sucked on it for like five minutes. Also maybe wearing some of her thongs when she's gone. My favourite one has this big heart shaped hole right where her private bits would be tucked away, I found interesting uses for this one.

Please.... Please stop now.... For our sanity. That's something I advise on keeping to your self.

 

[SillyBear]

if i heard my sister having sex i would be traumatized, most because she's 12 and lives across town from me buti would also be traumatized because SHE"S MY SISTER.

in order to remain non judgemental i have to say, have you ever thought that she was perhaps being loud of perpose, perhaps hoping you'd hear it.

I would be pretty turned on if I had a twelve year old sister and she decided to shag some guy so audibly with me only a short distance away.

I love how you wouldn't care so much about the fact your twelve year old sister is being deflowered at such a young age and there is a good chance the sex isn't consented and instead you'd just get horny.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry over that.