CCN goes backrupt somehow. They will say "We give up, we were never great at making news and stories so to end this we are literally blowing up the CNN HQ to kingdom come."
Headlines you would like to see on the Escapist
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One headline I would like to see is that the PSN store is back up. That way I could finally redeem the two DLC codes that came with the PS3 version of L.A. Noire.
Another headline I would like to see is Bioware giving a release date for Star Wars: The Old Republic.
Another headline I would like to see is Bioware giving a release date for Star Wars: The Old Republic.
O_O^=ash=^ said:The Apothecarry said:There you go.
OT: Exoskeletons now on the market. WANT.
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Last time I propose a headline ever again.
Aliens attack on a different plain of reality, only FPS veterans stand in their path.
Scientists, after months of abductions without a method of fighting back, have managed to patch a computer into the alien realm. Unfortunately the aliens have prepared their homeland with various rooms, weapons and obstacles that will knock out a computer if no action is taken. Equipping cyber-shields and ripping weapons off of the most popular FPS games, the call has been made across the globe for gamers to defend humanity and ward off the attack.
[sub]This is Russ Pitts, signing off. See you after the war![/sub]
Scientists, after months of abductions without a method of fighting back, have managed to patch a computer into the alien realm. Unfortunately the aliens have prepared their homeland with various rooms, weapons and obstacles that will knock out a computer if no action is taken. Equipping cyber-shields and ripping weapons off of the most popular FPS games, the call has been made across the globe for gamers to defend humanity and ward off the attack.
[sub]This is Russ Pitts, signing off. See you after the war![/sub]
First Contact made with Aliens (we kicked their ass)
Justin Bieber turns 12, Career Over
US Military Begins Hunt for Waldo
All 'Console-tards' Now Required to Play (and finish) Deus Ex or face Summary Execution
Resource Gathering On Age of Empires Proven to Greatly Reduce Stress
The Red Wunz Have Been Scientifically Proven to Go Faster
Magic Invented
Highly Intelligent One of a kind Robot Created for Film Which Requires a Highly Intelligent One of a Kind Robot to Be Obliterated Onscreen
'Insert name of every disease and sickness ever here' Cured
Pop/Rap/Othercrap Music Proven to Be The Devil, Good Music Begins Massive Resurgence
Giant Golden Statues of Keanu Reeves, Bill Hicks and Eddie Vedder Created, Worshipped as Gods
Justin Bieber turns 12, Career Over
US Military Begins Hunt for Waldo
All 'Console-tards' Now Required to Play (and finish) Deus Ex or face Summary Execution
Resource Gathering On Age of Empires Proven to Greatly Reduce Stress
The Red Wunz Have Been Scientifically Proven to Go Faster
Magic Invented
Highly Intelligent One of a kind Robot Created for Film Which Requires a Highly Intelligent One of a Kind Robot to Be Obliterated Onscreen
'Insert name of every disease and sickness ever here' Cured
Pop/Rap/Othercrap Music Proven to Be The Devil, Good Music Begins Massive Resurgence
Giant Golden Statues of Keanu Reeves, Bill Hicks and Eddie Vedder Created, Worshipped as Gods
virtual reality has been made possible
top secret nano-suits are both now known to the world and avalable for commercial use
fox news go bankrupt after many lawsuits about falsifying information
cybernetic enhancements are no longer science fiction
marvel and dc comics settle diffrences to make crossover series with tie in video game
ea games marketing team fired
demons souls 2 announced, will be ported to pc and 360
top secret nano-suits are both now known to the world and avalable for commercial use
fox news go bankrupt after many lawsuits about falsifying information
cybernetic enhancements are no longer science fiction
marvel and dc comics settle diffrences to make crossover series with tie in video game
ea games marketing team fired
demons souls 2 announced, will be ported to pc and 360
Brutal Legned 2 Confirmed.
First Contact Confirmend.
Lightsabers Invented In Canada, Now Are Standard Moose Hunting Gear.
My Little Ponies Have Established A Country And Are Recruiting All Bronies To Live With Them.
[sub]What?[/sub]
First Contact Confirmend.
Lightsabers Invented In Canada, Now Are Standard Moose Hunting Gear.
My Little Ponies Have Established A Country And Are Recruiting All Bronies To Live With Them.
[sub]What?[/sub]
Some in random order.
Bioware breaks with EA, releasing KOTOR 3 in time for Christmas. MMO cancelled.
Looking Glass Studios refounded, a proper Thief sequel in the works.
Former Troika employees rejoin, working on Arcanum 2 and a new World of Darkness game.
Ubisoft apologizes for being absolute fuckwads with their always on DRM and pledge never to do something as assinine as that ever again.
PS3 firmware update adds Chrome browser, cross-game chat
Dreamfall Chapters to be released late 2011.
Bioware breaks with EA, releasing KOTOR 3 in time for Christmas. MMO cancelled.
Looking Glass Studios refounded, a proper Thief sequel in the works.
Former Troika employees rejoin, working on Arcanum 2 and a new World of Darkness game.
Ubisoft apologizes for being absolute fuckwads with their always on DRM and pledge never to do something as assinine as that ever again.
PS3 firmware update adds Chrome browser, cross-game chat
Dreamfall Chapters to be released late 2011.
Half Life 2: Episode 3 announced.
In unrelated news, the Second Coming of Christ manifested itself in the form of a flying pig.
In unrelated news, the Second Coming of Christ manifested itself in the form of a flying pig.
Team Fortress 2 releases a currency that can be gained by completing rounds to buy shit in the Mannconomy Store instead of charging actual money.
Crystal Dynamics Remakes Legacy of Kain: Blood Omen for new generation of consoles. "If we sell great, all Legacy of Kain games are waiting for revamp"
Good i wish they said so T_T
Good i wish they said so T_T
Beyond Good and evil released... yesterday. Exceeds all expectation
Psychonauts 2 goes gold. Shaefer kept it a suprise all this time
Law passed that anyone who links Video games to tragedy will be summarily executed by flaming hippo
hundreds of new original IP's are set to hit the market.
Notch reveals that minecraft was a plot to take over the world. Succeeds
With the release of Half life 3 and duke nukem forever, Valve and gearbox join forces to work on newest game, Half Nukem
All of the worlds problems solved by videogames
World peace declared as world leaders play video games to settle differences, can't be bothered to start wars
Psychonauts 2 goes gold. Shaefer kept it a suprise all this time
Law passed that anyone who links Video games to tragedy will be summarily executed by flaming hippo
hundreds of new original IP's are set to hit the market.
Notch reveals that minecraft was a plot to take over the world. Succeeds
With the release of Half life 3 and duke nukem forever, Valve and gearbox join forces to work on newest game, Half Nukem
All of the worlds problems solved by videogames
World peace declared as world leaders play video games to settle differences, can't be bothered to start wars