Headlines you'd like to see

[The Potato Lord]

Basically just share what headlines you'd like to see appear somewhere. Mine is:
"Jack Thompson was the first to Play and review GTA4, it recieved a 10 out of 10."

 

[Mstrswrd]

"All battles ceased. War will be decided by million person war simulator games!"

That would be kinda cool.

 

[PurpleRain]

"Black Michael Jackson found alive and well, White Michael Jackson refuses to comment"

Alien 1: "Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Years of planning ruined!"
Alien 2: "How were we going to take over the Earth with a White Michael Jackson anyway?"

 

[felltablet]

"Bush revealed to be Ashton Kutcher, America has been Punk'd."

"New Nation-wide instituted Religion to be Christian Nihilism."

"Spore released last year, gamers failed to notice."

"Yahtzee's Hat was stolen by Tribly."

"Uwe Boll wins Best Picture for Area-51 The Movie."

 

[qbert4ever]

"Massive battle between "Halo" and "Half-Life" fanboys. Millions dead."

"Reality TV is proven to cause cancer."

"New evidance suggests Jack Thompson and Uwe Boll behind the Kennedy assasination."

"Aliens arrive on earth. Leave twenty minutes later after meeting Presidant Bush."

"Oprah dies, nobody cares."

"Portal 2 arrives. Thousends dead as a result of face-melting awsomness."

"FOX News HQ destroyed by bomber. Osama Bin Laden claims responsability. World not sure how to feel."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Jack Thompson defeats Hillary Clinton in Counter-Strike tournament"

"Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan insult each other to death; world unites in celebration"

"Reality TV shows declared illegal"

"Nicole Richie balloons to 300 lbs."

"Robin Williams, Jim Carrey to co-star in new comedy film; laugh-induced fatailities expected to skyrocket"

"Roger Ebert: 'Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to the Halo movie' "

"Benjamin 'Yahtzee' Croshaw appointed United States' czar of spiffy hats"

"Peter Jackson to direct 'Snakes on a Plane' sequel, Morgan Freeman set to star; America drops dead of shock"

And the one I'm just crossing my fingers for, someday:

"Stupidity declared capital crime; overpopulation problem solved"

 

[Selka]

"SSBB to feature voice-chat, ranking system, and not-so-shitty friends system in online play"

"Square officially apologizes for the last five numbered Final Fantasy games, XIII is revealed to be a well done re-make of VI and VII"

"NPD apologizes for data mistake, Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games sold 5 copies, Grim Fandango sold 5 million."

"Bioware announces that KOTOR-based MMORPG will have no monthly fee. In other news, WoW membership has dropped from 8 million to four"

"Shinji Mikami actually cuts his own head off for porting RE4 to the PS2"

and because I found it so damn funny:

"Bush revealed to be Ashton Kutcher, America has been Punk'd."

 

[McMindflayer]

"Winner of 5 different multi-million lotteries: Chris..."
(In case you don't get it... that's me.)

"Ability to habitate other planets possible."

"New bible Page found. 'This work is a peice of fiction. If anybody in this book appears like a real life counterpart, We're sorry."

"All Video games free"

 

[Melty Blood]

Supreme lord Tyrant [insert my name here] decrees unadmitted retardation punishable by death.

Haruhi Suzumiya defeats Jack thompson in firey climactic showdown. Battle concludes World war IV.

 

[Saskwach]

"Rock Band out now for Australia."
I mean how hard is this?

 

[Dectilon]

"Roger Ebert: 'Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to the Halo movie' "

Or maybe even: Roger Ebert: "Games are art!"

 

[sammyfreak]

"Valve declare themselfs kings of the new sovereign nation of Seattle"

 

[_Janny_]

"Gaming industries declare: free games for everyone!"

 

[Fire Daemon]

"Jack Thompson supports testing of new Chainsaw bayonet for millitary"

"Fanboy war starts, millions take to arms"

"Fanboy war ends, millions look like dicks"

"Nintendo creates original game, gamers suprised"

"EA claims, well we liked the games"

"Gamers make shocking discovery, women exist"

"Body of a 3000 year old man found preserved in a marsh, a gamer most likely killed this man claim experts"

 

[Dealin Burgers]

"Silent Hill 5 turns out to not be a total letdown"
that or: "Now Illegal For Under 18's To Use Microphones Online!"