Help me think of a name!

[mr rofl]

Well, me, my brother, and my brothers friends, we all name our computers and laptops and such (I know... it's weird) So, I need to come up with a name for my new iPhone when I get it.... I figured you guys might help, since no one else I know will help... It has to be a black name (cause my iPhone will be black colored)

tl;dr Name my iPhone (Black name)

3...
2..
1.
GO!


BTW just a heads up, NO RACISM

 

[I Am The Party]

Dr. Faustus?
Christopher Marlowe's legend of a Doctor who sold his soul to the devil?

 

[billybobby]

uhhh...are you implying that there are black names and white names? or are you just asking for a famous black guy name? if so...chris rock

 

[sallene]

Kunta Kinte




or geordi laforge.

 

[ae86gamer]

Battery Waster. Thats what I named my iPhone. That, or Marvin.

 

[Nargleblarg]

ok lets see here black names

Dwayne
Barack
Andre
Tyrone
TJ

 

[Anarchemitis]

"Property of Apple, Inc."

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Kunta Kinte

This , and that has to be a black name was just wrong dude

 

[mr rofl]

uhhh...are you implying that there are black names and white names? or are you just asking for a famous black guy name? if so...chris rock

Well, some names you wouldn't see a white person with... also there are some names you wouldn't see a black person with...


BTW I'm not trying to be racist at all

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Jamal

Hussain

Barack

 

[ThePoodonkis]

For the sake of irony, name it Bill Gates.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Sir Alfred Dinglebob

 

[Clashero]

uhhh...are you implying that there are black names and white names? or are you just asking for a famous black guy name? if so...chris rock

There are. Many black people in the US, for instance, give their children African-inspired named because they feel compelled to uphold their African heritage. So, there are names like Tabatha, Lakeesha, etc that simply aren't meant for white girls.

I say Catunga. Where I live, a "Negro Catunga" is a black guy with a very long penis, who will likely try to, um, get it on with you.

 

[Erana]

Slate? Raven? Jet? Charcoal? Deep grey?

 

[mr rofl]

For the sake of irony, name it Bill Gates.

I loled

 

[Cheesezorz]

Blackula.

 

[Legion]

For the sake of irony, name it Bill Gates.

This, it can only be this.

 

[Orange Monkey]

How about Luther? ala Martin Luther King Jr.

 

[megapenguinx]

Barry White