Help me think of a name!

[Agent Larkin]

Mort as it will die a lot.

 

[pyros550]

A black name you say?

Nothing better than Malcolm text.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Bianca.

 

[mr rofl]

When will you ever have to use its name:S but eh i guess panther?

when you set up an iphone (according to my brother and his 3g) it asks you to name it

Dave.

I will name it Dawei, but the white barbarians will call it Dave.... if you watch purepwnage you'd get this

 

[RollForInitiative]

I'd suggest Leroy - as in Jenkins - but that might make your phone prone to...accidental damage.

A black name you say?

Nothing better than Malcolm text.

There's a certain brilliance in that.

 

[GoldenRaz]

PIP-Phone 3000.
BFP (Black F*cking Phone) 9000.

 

[mr rofl]

PIP-Phone 3000.
BFP (Black F*cking Phone) 9000.

I love fallout..... Pip Phone..... lol

Edit: wait.... then I'd have to tape it to my arm.....

 

[The Jono]

Captain 'Bat' Guano
or
The Infernal Device.

 

[The Jono]

'Bat' Guano
or
The Infernal Device
or
Polly

 

[Cocal]

Dave.

David Dave Davidson the third

on a more serious note

Gare

 

[KeiraZodiac]

This reminds me of the Bruno trailer:

"I gave my baby traditional African name - O.J."

I'd go for Jules - then inscribe bad mother-f***er on the back, so if someone ever steals your iPhone you can say "Mine is the iPhone with bad mother-f***er written on it"
and then you and the police could share a laugh

 

[electric_warrior]

Well, me, my brother, and my brothers friends, we all name our computers and laptops and such (I know... it's weird) So, I need to come up with a name for my new iPhone when I get it.... I figured you guys might help, since no one else I know will help... It has to be a black name (cause my iPhone will be black colored)

tl;dr Name my iPhone (Black name)

3...
2..
1.
GO!


BTW just a heads up, NO RACISM

how about shaq? maybe kobe?
i'd go for dave though because its such a mundane name, that or like steve. i called my rabbit dave for the same reason.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

skynet.........................................................because one of this days it will become a reallity

 

[sanomaton]

Master Bates

I think it's a fine name, don't you?

 

[GoldenRaz]

PIP-Phone 3000.
BFP (Black F*cking Phone) 9000.

I love fallout..... Pip Phone..... lol

Edit: wait.... then I'd have to tape it to my arm.....

No pain, no gain. ^.^

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Blackula.

lmao XD!
My iPod is called Frankenstein because it spontaneously came back to life after 7 months of not working.

My PSP did that. After being chucked from a third story window onto a trampoline so it went over the fence.

 

[ajb924]

For the sake of irony, name it Bill Gates.

Bastard stole mine...
If your heartset on a black name, name it Black Steve from code monkeys

 

[skcseth]

Bernie Mandingo