Help me think of a name!

[Halceon]

Kwanzabot

 

[mr rofl]

Hubert Cumberdale (I heart you forever if you get this)
Or one I made up myself, Duckworth, Ace Detective

lol at hubert cumberdale...... but then id have to live out in some weird place and be a REALLY fucked up dude, who likes spoons

 

[EeveeElectro]

Mr Black.

 

[Iampringles]

Marmaduke Brandybuck.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Klaatu Barada Nikto? You'll never get it confused with somebody elses with that name. Plus, if it goes mad and starts destroying your house, you'll remember the shut off code.

Alternatively, Boris.

 

[FluffX]

Sir Siralot of Siritington. Esquire. The Third. Skipper.

Pronounced like that.

 

[wgreer25]

Thats easy, Charlie Murphy.

You are made of win.

"What did the 5 fingers say to the face?... Slap!"

 

[Pimppeter2]

Blackula.

HAhahha, this XD

 

[PhantomCritic]

BIG MAC.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Fizzle Bubblech! (obscure movie reference)

Oh, you said a black name? Not sure what you meant, but if it is what I think, then I can only think of one name. Cleveland.

Gareth Gobblecoque.

That's naaaasty!

 

[chefassassin2]

Slate? Raven? Jet? Charcoal? Deep grey?

Nice.

 

[El Poncho]

When will you ever have to use its name:S but eh i guess panther?

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Dave.

 

[wgreer25]

call it "i'm an iphone not an escalater" if you give me a picture related to the refearance you get a cookie.

I'll do you one better...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIHRGTSg3oY

 

[KissofKetchup]

Perflaggammau. It's the first thing that popped into my head. Plus it sounds german so it has to be good.

 

[Captain Pancake]

wilfred. or sassoon. or owen. or sigfreid. or any world war one poet.