Help! my roaches are being eaten by rats!!!

[laughinggod]

I used to have a decent amount of giant roaches in the house, i would feed them and in return they would be friends with me where ever i go in the house. But recently im having less and less roaches and more and more rats. I think the rats are eating my roaches cause i haven't seen one for over 2 weeks now.

 

[BiggyShackleton]

Best call the Fighter's Guild.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

There's only one solution...

You must put the roaches on a level playing field with the rats.

Do you have any nuclear weapons at your disposal?

 

[felbot]

befriend the rats instead, rats are pretty awesome.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Encourage the roaches to revolt against the rat oppressors.
There's probably more roaches than rats.
If there isn't, I'm sure they could call in reinforcements.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I used to have a decent amount of giant roaches in the house, i would feed them and in return they would be friends with me where ever i go in the house.

Are you...are you serious? You keep roaches as pets?!

...and let them roam your house?!

[HEADING=1]GROSS.[/HEADING]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

snip

I meant a nuke is needed in order to induce mutation in the roaches

 

[Fappy]

Best call the Fighter's Guild.

I wonder if the OP owns a pillow emporium. That would explain why he has so many rats.

 

[DugMachine]

Wait what. You feed the roaches and let them crawl everywhere?!?!

Good god

 

[Hazy992]

You have giant roaches in the house and you just let them roam around?! Ewwwwwww!!!!

Train the roaches to fight back maybe? Arm them with tiny weapons? I need to go lie down for a while...

 

[Fractral]

Best call the Fighter's Guild.

He'll probably find that one of his neighbours is leaving bits of meat outside his house, thereby attracting the mountain lions rats who then attack his rats cockroaches.

 

[Dags90]

Call up the Pied Piper of Hamelin. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[Bernzz]

Best call the Fighter's Guild.

I don't get why people are still posting. The thread was won in the second post.

That's all I could think when I read the title.

 

[Rawne1980]

Call up the Pied Piper of Hamlin. What's the worst that could happen?

He could accidentally call up the Pied Piper of Hamlet and that bloke is a bit dodgy.

 

[Pinkamena]

Sometimes, rats will eat my pet cockroaches as well! It's a very common problem, believe me, and the easiest way to stop it from happening, is to buy some rat traps. When you've trapped enough of the rats, kill them, and lay their corpses close to where your cockroaches live. They will devour the rat corpses, and multiply. When they get large enough in numbers, they will be able to hunt down the rats themselves, removing the rat problem without any interference from yourself.

 

[Risingblade]

Use rat traps duh

 

[Kae]

I think I want to vomit, if I had rats and cockroaches I would probably turn yellow and faint, I normally confront my fears, by which I mean squashing Cockroaches, but if there were that many I really think I would just faint, hell I almost fainted last time a cockrach fell on my arm, and then I started vomiting and had to take a very long shower until I felt clean...
I hate cockroaches, well at least they aren't zombie cockroaches...

 

[GTwander]

One time, way back in the day at my grandfather's old house, I walked in on the aftermath of an ant/termite war. I was in the kitchen and noticed the floor was littered with insect wings and that the skylight was dingy (er, more-so that usual), so I decided to open it up. Out fell hundreds, if not a thousand, termite corpses... sans wings. Then a massive line of ants crawling up the wall into a crack leading up there. Don't fuck with ants.