Help! my roaches are being eaten by rats!!!

[Arakasi]

I can't believe no one has suggested to get some snakes yet.
Then, when there are too many snakes, you can get some mongooses!
Then, who cares! Mongooses are awesome!

 

[Blunderboy]

Best call the Fighter's Guild.

You sir, win the thread.

Now to enjoy this delicious sweet roll with no interuptions at all.

 

[M0rp43vs]

arm the roaches with lasers, the problem will sort itself out, then you will have laser armed bodyguards who knew you came to them with weapons in their peoples time of need

Spoiler: Well, either that or...

 

[Bloodstain]

What's the problem with some in this thread? Roaches are clean, awesome and actually delicious when prepared correctly.
Rats are fine as well, but roaches win any day.

I'm trying to think of something witty to say, but the Fighter's Guild comment pretty much wins everything. Even the obligatory pillow response was already made.

 

[Flames66]

I'm trying to think of something witty to say, but the Fighter's Guild comment pretty much wins everything. Even the obligatory pillow response was already made.

I'm not quite with you on the pillow thing. Do roaches need special pillows to sleep or something?

 

[Playful Pony]

If I had some kind of insect pest... I'd pay ALL the money to have it removed X3.I really, REALLY hate insects...

 

[Bloodstain]

I'm trying to think of something witty to say, but the Fighter's Guild comment pretty much wins everything. Even the obligatory pillow response was already made.

I'm not quite with you on the pillow thing. Do roaches need special pillows to sleep or something?

I take it you have never played The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind? I'm referring to this comment:

Best call the Fighter's Guild.

I wonder if the OP owns a pillow emporium. That would explain why he has so many rats.

In Morrowind's first Fighter's Guild mission, you have to kill rats that have invaded the house of a lady who is absolutely crazy for pillows. Pillows everywhere.

 

[Flames66]

I'm trying to think of something witty to say, but the Fighter's Guild comment pretty much wins everything. Even the obligatory pillow response was already made.

I'm not quite with you on the pillow thing. Do roaches need special pillows to sleep or something?

I take it you have never played The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind? I'm referring to this comment:

Best call the Fighter's Guild.

I wonder if the OP owns a pillow emporium. That would explain why he has so many rats.

In Morrowind's first Fighter's Guild mission, you have to kill rats that have invaded the house of a lady who is absolutely crazy for pillows. Pillows everywhere.

Ah I'm with you. I started with Oblivion.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Best get rid of those rats soon, otherwise they'll start eating your precious pillows.

EDIT - Well I'm clearly a little slow on the uptake today.

 

[Mr Binary]

Call your roaches to arms. Give them a tiny flag to wave in defiance... are you good at RTS games? You could try to lure the rats out, then command the roaches like an army. ROACH RUSH, do it.

 

[VeryOddGamer]

Well, you're obviously an urban druid, so you might as well go ahead and befriend the rats too.

Me, call dibs on the term "Urban Druid"? Definitely.