Help! my town was just nuked!

[CloggedDonkey]

if your town was nuked you would be fuckin dead so you couldn't post it, and if you some how amazingly survived your first thought would be to go to the escapist and tell them?

no what I meant was saying was what if someone did. my first thing would be get the hell out of the city. and my town is big enough if a nuke fell on the other side of town, I might not be effected by the initial blast. And this likely would be a target, I live near Chicago which is one of the biggest industrial cities in the U.S

 

[Dark Knifer]

My response? AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sucks to be you! Even if it was true I'd still laugh.

Also, science has failed our world, so think before trying it.
Anyone guess the reference?

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Plus the EMP would have knocked out the internet and most electronic devices, unless it was shielded...

Which is why I keep my cell phone in a Faraday cage just in these situations...

 

[Ganthrinor]

I don't ever respond to calls for "Hep!".

Only rarely to calls for "Help!"

As for your town being nuked... I may or may not have been responsible for that in the first place.

 

[WrongSprite]

Also, science has failed our world, so think before trying it.
Anyone guess the reference?

I'm guessing the bold bit is S.O.A.D.

 

[Distorted Stu]

"Cool Story Bro"
I would love to be nuked...

 

[Dark Knifer]

Also, science has failed our world, so think before trying it.
Anyone guess the reference?

I'm guessing the bold bit is S.O.A.D.

Exactly right! Here's a cookie!

 

[ProfessorLayton]

There's no way you would survive it so I doubt it would happen. It's like if someone posted a thread saying something like "Help! I was just abducted by aliens but I have no actual proof!" Chances are it's not real and I would highly doubt it.

 

[PhantomCritic]

Two things. One, how the hell could anyone have survived and access a still working internet connection to tell people of this?(unless they hid in a fridge, cookie for those who get the film reference) And two, why would they go on a games forum to tell everyone of said tradgedy?

 

[Saris Kai]

This cool story brought to you by Bro Incorporated

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Doesn't take into account terrain effects and actual wind patterns, but you can get a general idea of the damage caused by thermal pulse, pressure wave, and fallout of various sized weapons: Ground Zero II.

Uses the Google Maps interface, so you can apply to your hometown, or nearby likely target - military base, port, seat of government, strategic ice cream parlor, etc.

 

[StonkThis]

Well I'm pretty sure they'd be dead... So they couldn't really post.

 

[Neonbob]

I would probably have to apologize for a missile gone off-target...

 

[Souplex]

I would probably have to apologize for a missile gone off-target...

Remember kids, this election don't vote for Joe Argon, vote Robert Neon!

 

[RanD00M]

I would probably have to apologize for a missile gone off-target...

I think i might have to send you a few whales now.Just make sure that no missiles go "off"-target.


12 whales have been submitted to your account.

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

I doubt that you'd be able to get to a computer if a nuke hit your town.
Unless of course you had a net connection in some kind of bunker.
I mean yeah, the first thing I'd do if my town got nuked would be to post it on a gaming forum.

 

[Disaster Button]

Be quite amazed they managed to overcome the mild constraint of deadness.
But ask them why the hell they're on here instead of mourning their family, souless dicks.