Here's something that I found near my college.

[silver wolf009]

There used to be this sign nearby that said;
"Attention dog owners, please pick up after your pets. Attention dogs, Grrrr. Bark! Woof woof! Good dog."

That's all I can think of at any rate.

 

[putowtin]

a lot of years ago (wait that's wasn't English!) our towns police station was at the bottom of the schools playing fields. More importantly the cell windows overlooked the schools playing fields. So when we were having our lunch break we used to walk down and chat to whoever had been arrested, always funny when it was someone you knew!

 

[Jonluw]

I think what they're getting at is that they make condoms out of the easily penetrated clothes; thus creating new kids.

Nope, nothing interesting near me at all.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Nope, not really... just some weird drive for kids not to do drugs, so they produced a line of pencils that was rather ill conceived.

The slogan starts out as "not cool to do drugs"
Sharpen it a bit - "cool to do drugs"
Sharpen it a bit more - "do drugs"

 

[Worgen]

Nope, not really... just some weird drive for kids not to do drugs, so they produced a line of pencils that was rather ill conceived.

The slogan starts out as "not cool to do drugs"
Sharpen it a bit - "cool to do drugs"
Sharpen it a bit more - "do drugs"

That reminds me of a skit in an old show called kids in the hall.

 

[Dunkerloop]

The most interesting thing near me is a very small island called Turn Island. About 250 ft. of of the Island I live on, it's very small and only takes about 20 minutes to walk around. During the summer I kayak out there every weekend with a friend of mine.

 

[Blind Sight]

I live next to a lodge for the Chinese Freemasons...I didn't even know there was a specific Chinese division of the Freemasons.

 

[WeAreStevo]

I live within walking distance from Occupy Oakland.

I'm sure I could fill the entire thread with things that I see down there...

 

[funksobeefy]

Well its a good thing they're educating us on it, cause I have no idea how you would turn used clothing into new kids

 

[natster43]

Well behind my college is a prison. Is that interesting?

 

[Chewster]

There is a sign near my old school that used to say "Free Methodist Church" and had an arrow pointing in the direction it is. Someone spray painted over part of it so it now says "Free Meth".

 

[La Barata]

There's three strip clubs within a mile of my school.

 

[BiggyShackleton]

There used to be a sign outside a supermarket near me that got 'altered' and never changed back... "These [del]premises[/del] penises are being monitored". Always got a laugh from me because I'm immature like that.

 

[HoradricNoob]

You have discovered the headquarters of the Cloth Golem factory.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

I didn't realize that Soylent Green had set up a clothing outlet.

 

[Furioso]

Step 1: Take clothing
Step 2: Take some of the Professors Chemical X
Step 3: Throw ingredients into pot
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Profit! ...and kids

 

[Quaxar]

Did anyone ever see the Ikea ad campaign that featured the slogan "I'm ready for a new interior" or something like that? Well, in the Netherlands they got that one wrong.

There was an Ikea ad sign with a guy in a room with new furniture with the text that said "Ik ben rijp voor ?n inrichting", which translates as "I'm ready to be taken into a mental hospital".

This since 'inrichting' can mean both the interior of your house, and a mental institution.

Have you been at the Johnson's yet? They've got such a lovely mental institution!

Oh you dutch, you so silly.

 

[Chaza]

That doesnt seem too weird, just a really poorly worded slogan.

Witch, we found a witch!
May we burn her?

...

Hey! Im Warlock damnit! Men arent witches. Get it right or so hope you the curse I'll place upon you!

Maybe your a woman pretending to be a man so that you were a warlock and we wouldn't burn you. Unluck for you I saw through your evil guise witch!

 

[Lieju]

Well, this is a funny thing about a newspaper.

The Finnish Diabetes Association had a some sort of publication, a magazine, I think, for children. They held a contest to decide the name, and what name they chose?

Diablo.

The magazine was named that for years, before someone told the people making it what it means.

They changed the name to "Inspis", which is just... weird. I guess it comes from insuline? Inspiration?