Heroes you hated

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TheMadDoctorsCat

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Ugh, let me see... Batman's nothing more than a playboy-turned-capitalist's-wet-dream, Superman is the living embodiment of small-town American values (family and faith anyone?), Spiderman's a hyperactive teen with ADD and severe father "issues", Wolverine needs to be neutered before he can be shown on film because the marketing execs have decided that it's supposed to be "for kids"... wouldn't a better thread title be "Heroes you DON'T hate"?

The weird thing is that I don't think this thread applies to any videogame because in the vast majority of them nowadays you see through the hero's eyes.* The obvious exception is JRPGs, and then it's pretty much a given that the main character will be a particularly unpleasant precocious twelve-year-old who needs the barber's scissors a lot more than he needs a mystical sword.

*I except the Duke of "Duke Nukem 3D" (sadly not "Duke Nukem Forever" now), but unusually for a FPS you get to see him a lot (in reflections in mirrors, water, etc). Also he's hilarious.

The same has been true throughout history by the way. Most of the ancient Greek "heroes" practically defined "emo", with parental "issues" bursting from the "jacksie"; moving to more recent times, the typical heroine in eighteenth-century novels would have been a simpering moraliser, in nineteenth-century novels a self-absorbed drama queen, and in twentieth-century novels an ex-drug addict with an abusive boyfriend who she keeps obsessing over even as she's declaring her independence from him. The same applies to the male characters from those periods (misogynistic alcoholic private investigators anyone?) In short, everyone hates the hero!

On the plus side, look at some of the villains and secondary characters. Who didn't love the Joker or Commissioner Gordon in "The Dark Knight"?
 

Voodoo Child

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Edward Cullen/Bella Swan.

No, those targets are too easy.

MGS2!Raiden. He is criminally stupid and comes with enough emotional baggage to fill a plane's cargo hold, not to mention Mrs. Oh-Christ-Not-You-C****-Again.

Those two are the reasons MGS2 holds up as the worst so far.

MGS4!Raiden Took A Level In Badass, so he's excusable, which gives me slightly higher hopes for MGS:R.
 

Lyri

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Griever18 said:
Superman. The only time I could stand him was in the Justice League cartoon. when he was getting smashed by Doomsday
Fixed ;D
 

mad benji89

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spiderman when he just moans about having powers lol like yeah he has pritty kick ass powers but he wont stop complaining how depressed he is =@
 

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TheMadDoctorsCat said:
The same has been true throughout history by the way. Most of the ancient Greek "heroes" practically defined "emo", with parental "issues" bursting from the "jacksie"

Those are the original stories from which all modern stories take something. It all seems so cliche and over done now because of this. That's why they say in theatre that it's all been done before and there are no original stories.

It's all about presenting the old stories in different ways.
 

demmalition1

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Jar Jar, he is the WORST hero ever.

The Hulk in the new movie, saw it last night and rooted for the bad guy since the Hulk/Bruce are selfish and cause needless destruction.

There's more, just can't think of it right now...
 

kateatsmouse

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All of the main heroes in the Steampunk trilogy by Paul Di Flippo. I loved most of the other characters so it kind of balanced out. Two of them were too boring for me too relate to and the other one was incredibly racist and misogynistic. So not too much love for them.
Also the main character girl from Inkheart. She was awful. I found her extremely unlikeable, very unrealistic, bratty, and spoiled. Also she basically caused a lot of trouble and never took the blame or changed her ways. I hated the kid from Eragon too, but I didn't like that series anyways so it was unlikely I'd like him.
 

Fireyredmullet

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If you've ever seen "Highlander" you'll know what I'm talking about when i say that the so called protagonist of that movie is one of the creepiest and most unlikeable people in cinema. he doesn't emote, he does things detrimental to his characters entire goal [and thusly, detrimental to the plot], he stalks the paltry excuse for a love interest before their first date, and he delivers every line with an accent so strange that it sounds like a mixture of French, Bavarian and pedophile.
 

letsnoobtehpwns

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Every single buttfucking character from every single Final Fantasy game! Their all pansies and I can't tell what sex they are!!!
 

Fireyredmullet

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I completely agree if you are referring to the movie, but i have to stick up for Frank Castle in the comic books. i really enjoy reading and almost experiencing his descent into insanity.

EDIT: i meant to quote this.
Captainguy42 said:
It was Marcus Walker I think. As for my least favorite hero I'd say it would have to the Punisher the guy's got no depth and if I want to read about a angry man dressed in black who fights crime because his family was killed I read Batman.
 

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mentor07825 said:
I absolutely hate Superman. I think that there are better heroes then him, and a teenager can kick hiss ass with kryptonite.
He's so super it totally ruins the whole thing.
 

Lord Beautiful

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I'm going with Hawk Girl. At least Aquaman has superpowers. What can Hawk Girl do? Fly at a maximum of 15 mph and swing a mace? Get the hell out of my office.