In Naruto, the ninjas don't even fight like ninjas, maybe mages or samurai or something but not ninjas, unless they pull some stupid trick that somehow prevents them from dying, and wer'e meant to believi it because they're ninjas or something.igissx said:Well in video game land....Kratos...in t.v shows....Naruto (ninjas...dont...wear....ORANGE...JUMPSUITS!)
To be fair, he DID have sex with a LOT different girls.Hazy said:![]()
Shallow motivation? Check.
Blatant disregard for anyone other than their self? Check.
Makes the dumbest choices known to man? You better fucking believe it.
i second this. he complains more than anyone i have ever metSpaceman_Spiff said:Holden Caulfield. Whiny ****.
Ohhh, Desmond's not so bad.Hallmehn said:Desmond Miles. The blandest man alive.
You don't really know that till he finally says somethingMetalDooley said:This.I can never understand how he regularly tops best gaming character polls and the like.The guy has no character or personalityCasual Shinji said:Gordon Freeman
But that's mainly due to the fact so many fans adore him eventhough he has the motivation and personality of a cardboard box
I forget that he's the main character.Donttazemehbro said:he is so bland that he isnt aliveHallmehn said:Desmond Miles. The blandest man alive.
1. Fair point.Shockolate said:To be fair, he DID have sex with a LOT different girls.Hazy said:![]()
Shallow motivation? Check.
Blatant disregard for anyone other than their self? Check.
Makes the dumbest choices known to man? You better fucking believe it.
I'll quote the "Anything That Moves" page off TVTropes on him:
"Lets see what he likes to mate with: Bishoujo his age? Check. Their beautiful young mothers? Check. Their Seven year old sisters?. Double Check. Adorable young BOYS who are just as beautiful if not moreso than his girlfriend(s)? Triple Check."
That should be worth something right?
Just kidding. You fucked up bro.
Plus, I wouldn't consider him a hero. A hero and a Protagonist are two different things.
I like how people who say this completely ignore the fact that only catching Joker is Batman's job. It's the job of all those other people who come into play the moment the cops get him. You know the Judge, the Jury, and the Executioner? Better question, why haven't the people of Gotham sentenced him to death yet?DividedUnity said:Batman. Oh whats that batman? youre gonna get your ass kicked by the joker after he escaped for the 8th time and murdered people because your morals meant you cant kill him? oh thats right because giving joker another chance is worth the lives of many innoncent civilians
Which is the point, Superman is the hope spot. If he wasn't perfect there would be no reason for him to exist, he's supposed to be Good to the 10th it's what makes him worthwhile.MancalaManiac said:Superman. He's too goody-goody. It totally ruins the suspension of disbelief. I can't watch or read anything superman-related without feeling bitter and disillusioned.
No.internetzealot1 said:Could we even call Kratos a hero?
So very true.DarkRyter said:SNIP*
Ash doesn't suck because he's enslaving animals. He sucks because he's terrible at it.
I've seen the Gif of them having sex (Don't ask, because I'm not saying anything).And if you're wondering, he does it with a dude who cross dresses in the second sequal Cross Days. Yes, I've seen a Gif of that too (Fine, I go on 4Chan, Don't judge me.).Hazy said:1. Fair point.Shockolate said:To be fair, he DID have sex with a LOT different girls.Hazy said:![]()
Shallow motivation? Check.
Blatant disregard for anyone other than their self? Check.
Makes the dumbest choices known to man? You better fucking believe it.
I'll quote the "Anything That Moves" page off TVTropes on him:
"Lets see what he likes to mate with: Bishoujo his age? Check. Their beautiful young mothers? Check. Their Seven year old sisters?. Double Check. Adorable young BOYS who are just as beautiful if not moreso than his girlfriend(s)? Triple Check."
That should be worth something right?
Just kidding. You fucked up bro.
2. By "7 year old sisters" are the referring to Kokoro? O_O
Naruto demands respect from everyone around him, while giving respect to no one. That is like the textbook definition of a douchebag.Hubilub said:I think the word you're looking for is Heroes.
And for me, I pick Naruto from... well, Naruto.
He just annoys me so much.
Honorable mention to Bella from Twilight for being a manipulative *****.
To be fair, that was the western dubber's fault. He doesn't say that in the Japanese version. but he is still a douchebag for the reason I listed above.TheNamlessGuy said:Agreed.Hubilub said:And for me, I pick Naruto from... well, Naruto.
"Believe it" my ass.
Oh, and it should be "heroes".
I know why people do like him, which is some of the reasons I don't. He's too all powerful and has no real flaws. Perhaps it's changed in the years but heck I've even seen the cartoon and movies and they're boring. You can't stop the guy, you'd need Goku to kill the bastard.The Great JT said:Heroes I hate, lemme see...
Naruto (Naruto) - Loud, annoying, unbelievably stupid.
Squall Leonhart (Final Fantasy VIII) - Emo, annoying, cynical asshole. Could probably get a 4-way with Selphie, Quistis and Rinoa but too fucking dumb to see the signs, even if all three were wearing actual neon signs that read "Fuck Us" around their necks.
Iron Man (Comics) - Basically, anything he did in Civil War was a reason why I hate him. Shoves civil liberties up the asses of his fellow superheroes, uses people for experimentation (which eventually ended up biting him in his metal ass), and the fact the guy's just a douchebag.
AjimboB said:Superman. Seriously, the character is flawed by the very fact that he is flawless.Please direct yourself to All-Star Superman if you need a reason why people like the guy.Snotnarok said:Superman indeed, I can't stand him. No one can fight the bastard because, oh yeah he's bullet,laser,fist,car,knife,bomb,death proof. Only super villains can fight him and he just seems like the most boring hero ever. I think out of all the DC heroes I like maybe 3 of them.
Google implies that there is no romance between Nanami and Makoto.Shockolate said:I could write a list of the people he's had sex with. It would be easy because it's EVERY GIRL IN THE ENTIRE SERIES.Hazy said:1. Fair point.Shockolate said:To be fair, he DID have sex with a LOT different girls.Hazy said:![]()
Shallow motivation? Check.
Blatant disregard for anyone other than their self? Check.
Makes the dumbest choices known to man? You better fucking believe it.
I'll quote the "Anything That Moves" page off TVTropes on him:
"Lets see what he likes to mate with: Bishoujo his age? Check. Their beautiful young mothers? Check. Their Seven year old sisters?. Double Check. Adorable young BOYS who are just as beautiful if not moreso than his girlfriend(s)? Triple Check."
That should be worth something right?
Just kidding. You fucked up bro.
2. By "7 year old sisters" are the referring to Kokoro? O_O
I have since edited that post several times because I realized that was a stupid thing to say.Hazy said:Google implies that there is no romance between Nanami and Makoto.Shockolate said:I could write a list of the people he's had sex with. It would be easy because it's EVERY GIRL IN THE ENTIRE SERIES.Hazy said:1. Fair point.Shockolate said:To be fair, he DID have sex with a LOT different girls.Hazy said:![]()
Shallow motivation? Check.
Blatant disregard for anyone other than their self? Check.
Makes the dumbest choices known to man? You better fucking believe it.
I'll quote the "Anything That Moves" page off TVTropes on him:
"Lets see what he likes to mate with: Bishoujo his age? Check. Their beautiful young mothers? Check. Their Seven year old sisters?. Double Check. Adorable young BOYS who are just as beautiful if not moreso than his girlfriend(s)? Triple Check."
That should be worth something right?
Just kidding. You fucked up bro.
2. By "7 year old sisters" are the referring to Kokoro? O_O
I have reason to believe that was a fraudulent statement, good sir.![]()
In japanese, he ends every sentence with 'dattebayo' to make himself sound tough and, consequently, very annoying.RelexCryo said:Naruto demands respect from everyone around him, while giving respect to no one. That is like the textbook definition of a douchebag.Hubilub said:I think the word you're looking for is Heroes.
And for me, I pick Naruto from... well, Naruto.
He just annoys me so much.
Honorable mention to Bella from Twilight for being a manipulative *****.
To be fair, that was the western dubber's fault. He doesn't say that in the Japanese version. but he is still a douchebag for the reason I listed above.TheNamlessGuy said:Agreed.Hubilub said:And for me, I pick Naruto from... well, Naruto.
"Believe it" my ass.
Oh, and it should be "heroes".
:OShockolate said:I have since edited that post several times because I realized that was a stupid thing to say.Hazy said:Google implies that there is no romance between Nanami and Makoto.Shockolate said:I could write a list of the people he's had sex with. It would be easy because it's EVERY GIRL IN THE ENTIRE SERIES.Hazy said:1. Fair point.Shockolate said:To be fair, he DID have sex with a LOT different girls.Hazy said:![]()
Shallow motivation? Check.
Blatant disregard for anyone other than their self? Check.
Makes the dumbest choices known to man? You better fucking believe it.
I'll quote the "Anything That Moves" page off TVTropes on him:
"Lets see what he likes to mate with: Bishoujo his age? Check. Their beautiful young mothers? Check. Their Seven year old sisters?. Double Check. Adorable young BOYS who are just as beautiful if not moreso than his girlfriend(s)? Triple Check."
That should be worth something right?
Just kidding. You fucked up bro.
2. By "7 year old sisters" are the referring to Kokoro? O_O
I have reason to believe that was a fraudulent statement, good sir.![]()