Hey! I didn't say that!

[Dr.Susse]

I am going to kill a few escapists.

I will fight you to the death Fiji!

 

[Barbas]

I will fight Fijians to the death!

You take your cricket too seriously.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I will fight Fijians to the death!

I'll souplex you!!!!!!!!!!

Why are we fighting!?!?!

 

[Barbas]

U wot m8 I'll fukin 'ave u ya shit, c'meah!

Jis' calm doon, lass, he's no' worth it!

 

[Fijiman]

Sheogorath is the Daedric god ever.

I agree.

 

[Barbas]

My sentence doesn't make sense! Put jam in your butt! Pledge your allegiance to peas!

You've been talking to the Deadric lord of cheese and brain pies again, haven't you?

 

[Dr.Susse]

...And that is why all religion is the existance of not only ourselves but our world around us.

You have changed my way of thinking Barbas.

I love you!

 

[Barbas]

You have changed my way of thinking Barbas.

I love you, dawg! Let's go cruising!

Our journey begins!

 

[kailus13]

Get into my Pimp-Mobile

My mommy told me never to take a ride from strangers.

 

[Barbas]

I will-*hic!*- turn this tank around if you lot don't shut up!

Tanks? I think you may want to talk to Redlin about that...

 

[kailus13]

Tanks? I give good price my friend!

Do they come with a warranty? That one looks a little battered.

 

[Barbas]

What speed must I do to be able to crush traffic?

Well, as long as you're not going to use it for evil: any speed at all, actually!

 

[kailus13]

use it for evil!

I shall use it how I wish. Probably evil, but it's still my choice!

 

[Fijiman]

I put ketchup in my coffee.

That is disgusting.

 

[kailus13]

I put tea in my coffee

I'm fairly sure that's one of the signs of the apocalypse.

 

[Fijiman]

I AM the Apocalypse!

No you're not. You are some guy named Steve working at some place that's not even worth mentioning.

 

[kailus13]

No, not Steve!

What did Steve ever do to you?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

No, not Steve!

Finally I killed that jerk and all you did was stand and watch me. ALL YOU DID WAS WATCH!

MUHAHAHAHA

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! >

Sometimes I worry about you.

 

[kailus13]

Sometimes I fantasize about you.

I'm flattered and all, but you're not my type.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Oh Eevee, make love to me in your Fluttershy cosplay, it's all I've ever wanted.

Okay, but that costs £35 extra, okay?