Hey! I didn't say that!

[Neuromancer]

Rise, my thread. RIIIISE!

The thread has returned! The gay jokes may now continue!

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm soooo in love with your son, Gendo-sama!

Talk about bad taste.

 

[Barbas]

Bring the hobbits to me, alive...and unspoiled *licks lips*.

I...seeee.....will that be with or without ketchup?

 

[Barbas]

Hell yeah!

Aw, neat! Thanks, I knew you'd understand. Here - you'll need this large comedy brush.

 

[EeveeElectro]

The French are a set of c*nts

Yes, but it's rude to say it out loud!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I regret my role in the Pubclub Christmas video.

But your opening was fabulous! D:

 

[username sucks]

Isn't it funny that username missed being in the Christmas video because he got PubClub the day the video was finished?

Yeah I know, what a loser.

You two just wait until next year, then you'll see. YOU WILL ALL SEE!!!

 

[Neuromancer]

It sure is great to be a member of the priviliged and enlightened bourgeoisie!

One day the common folk will rise and we'll see just how enlightened your brains really are!

 

[Barbas]

I wonder if anyone will ever know just how nude I am in here.

They will now. :/

 

[Kae]

Geeze I sure hope someone replaces this with some sexual innuendo.

Sorry but I can't be bothered maybe the next guy will.

 

[Barbas]

Inyourendo!

*Sigh*...If only there were prizes for that sort of thing...

 

[EeveeElectro]

Can we go five posts without making a sex joke?

Probably not. *cluck cluck*

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm so fucking sick and tired of you guys turning my thread into a sex joke fest! It was supposed to be so much more, highlighting the woes of miscommunication and the effects it has on human relationships, but now all it has is people making gay jokes at each other! Shame on you! I hate you guys!

Woah, Eevee I'm... I'm sorry, ok? I had no idea of what plans you had for the thread.

 

[Teoes]

It's ok dear. If you spend some time in the kitchen you'll feel much better. Maybe bake a cake or something? There's a dear.

Bloody right, you put that woman back in her proper place! Pfft, women, right?

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

How the heck does a rolling pin work?

It's, hm, it's really pretty easy but I guess I could show you if you really don't get it.

 

[Barbas]

I guess I could show you mine if you show me yours.

Oh my goodness, oh my damn.

 

[Fijiman]

May the rice be plentiful in the Grand Cat Box in the Sky.

Would you stop talking about that stupid thing for five minutes?

 

[username sucks]

Everyone STOP TALKING I JUST REALIZED THAT I HAD A SUDDEN REALIZATION JUST NOW!

That's nice. Remember those days when we were kind-of enemies? I just realized I finally forgave you for wasting my 20 minutes.

 

[Fijiman]

BEHOLD! It is I, the king of the toilet hunters who smell really bad. I bring news from the front that our search for the gerbil overlords is close to uncovering the true meaning of Christmas and waffles. I saw tell you more once I hear from Jiggley the Left Foot. May the rain jackets be with you.

You're lucky I'm not able to use my laptop for internet right now or I would confuse the crap out of you right now.

 

[username sucks]

This is a perfectly normal and sane post.

You fool! You have revealed yourself to be my enemy. For I am the Great Lord of the fuzz and buckets which bear bad news. My army of coffee lamps can crush your gun-metal yellow walls, and then the way of Introverted Purple Light will shine upon your every lizard. Prepare your iced tea orchestras for the sunlight panel array that is my favorite song!

Is there a problem? Has long term sidewaysness caused insanity? Well then just give me some money, and maybe something will happen.