Hey! I didn't say that!

[Fijiman]

Is it acceptable to discipline your children by throwing tennis balls at their head for every misdemeanour? I really don't want to leave my armchair as it's right next to my stack of fried chicken.

Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!.

Excellent, Excellent, they'll go after him instead of me for the crime. *taps fingers menacingly*

I am the King of Farts!

And... I... You know what, I don't want to know.

 

[Teoes]

I need something to tell a special someone, to let them know how much they mean to me.

Might I suggest shouting "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!" at the point of ejaculation?

 

[Fijiman]

Everybody sing the Pingas song with me!

How about no.

 

[username sucks]

When life gives you lemons, NO.

That's deep, man.

 

[Teoes]

I got second-knuckle deep last night when I was hunting for boogers.

How is that even possible?

 

[EeveeElectro]

LET'S ALL ARGUE IN THE FRONT GARDEN.

HEY YOU I'M CLASSIER THAN THAT, LETS GO TO SOMEONE ELSE'S GARDEN.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I like to throw buckets of cold water on people that walk by my house, because it makes me feel good.

Now that's just being rude

 

[Neuromancer]

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Teoes pathice et cinaede Morsomk!

Cui caput dolet, omnia membra languent.

 

[Barbas]

LIBERATE VOS EX INFERIS

Oh good, now he's been possessed. Are there any free chaplains in the forum?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I paid good money for this avatar!

I hope you did, I'm jealous!

 

[Teoes]

I'm too fucking lazy to change my avatar for the festive period.

At least I put in some effort. I'm disappointed in you.

 

[Neuromancer]

I changed my avatar because I approve of rampant capitalism and rampant speculation.

One day the poor will have nothing left to eat but the rich.

 

[Teoes]

I'm a miserable bastard.

Yeah, but I love you anyway.

 

[Neuromancer]

Fuck you and your anarchist bullshit.

We may have ideoligical differences, but I love you anyway.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I love you!

I love you too! ♥

Awwwww, getting in the festive spirit!

 

[Fijiman]

I smell of elder berries and burning plastic.

I hope you have lots of soap and air freshener.

 

[Neuromancer]

Look at them loving each other. Awwww

I'm so fucking jealous I can't go out with hot studs like them.

There are many studs out there, waiting for you to get them smashed and then penetrated.

 

[Teoes]

Fiji and Eevee need to back the fuck out of this thread so I can keep up the hot Teoes cyber.

Whilst I applaud your dedication to a good cause and whilst I'm not fat, there's plenty of room on the A-Train for others to hop aboard for a ride. Don't be mean to Fiji and Eevee - they're more than welcome to a length of me too.

 

[Neuromancer]

Hey, Neuro, listen, man, it isn't working between us. Everyday I see hot tasty backsides that I wanna get a load of but I can't because I feel guilty for cheating on you. I'm too lusty to remain chained with a single partner, so peace, dawg.

First Morsomk, and now you? You know what, FINE. Your abysmal perfomance made me wanna get out of it anyway! And before you say anything, I faked ALL of those orgasms!

 

[Neuromancer]

I, Neuromancer's past self, will kill this thread and start a path of conquest to take over this forum!

As long as I live, my past self, I will not allow you to kill this thread!