Hey! I'm new here! My name is Soaring Biscuit!

[soaringbiscuit]

Well, first off, I'm not even sure if this thread goes into this forum. But if it does, I'm new and I'd love some welcomes, any important advice, and an explanation of why I'm a paperboy. If anyone would be so kind as to answer any of these questions, I'd greatly appreciate it.

 

[Lukeje]

Hello! The title reflects the number of posts you have! I'm not sure the exclamation marks in the title are necessary!

...anyway, welcome.

 

[sky14kemea]

hi welcome!

your a paperboy because you still have under 100 posts (i think)

advice, just follow the forum guidelines really XD

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

 

[Lukeje]

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

That must be a first...

 

[sky14kemea]

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

That must be a first...

heeeeeeey- no, thats a fair comment... my baaad

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Hey hey hey, welcome to you. I don't know where the hell the official 'Welcome' thread has gone but whatever. ^_^

Um... don't make rant threads, have good grammar and don't be an ass.

That's all the advice I have.

 

[MasterStratus]

Welcome!
It's calling you a paperboy because that's your current title. You get different titles with more posts.
Also ignore the dead body by the stairs. Also look out for Max

hi welcome!

your a paperboy because you still have under 100 posts (i think)

advice, just follow the forum guidelines really XD

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

You sure you don't want to join in?

 

[Neonbob]

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

Never hold back. Never. And welcome.
Leave your name and next of kin at the register. Hope you like mystery meat.
Is that my body mine this time? I'm a little more subtle than Max is...most of the time.

 

[sky14kemea]

Welcome!
It's calling you a paperboy because that's your current title. You get different titles with more posts.
Also ignore the dead body by the stairs. Also look out for Max

hi welcome!

your a paperboy because you still have under 100 posts (i think)

advice, just follow the forum guidelines really XD

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

You sure you don't want to join in?

oh lord, dont start with the dead body jokes again XDD im not running after the damn badger this time

 

[Lukeje]

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

That must be a first...

heeeeeeey- no, thats a fair comment... my baaad

So you managed to stay on-topic for what, one post?

 

[Neonbob]

oh lord, dont start with the dead body jokes again XDD im not running after the damn badger this time

We got rid of the badger. It irritated me. It's a kangaroo for now.

 

[MasterStratus]

Welcome!
It's calling you a paperboy because that's your current title. You get different titles with more posts.
Also ignore the dead body by the stairs. Also look out for Max

hi welcome!

your a paperboy because you still have under 100 posts (i think)

advice, just follow the forum guidelines really XD

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

You sure you don't want to join in?

oh lord, dont start with the dead body jokes again XDD im not running after the damn badger this time

But you promised....

 

[Sindre1]

Welcome
We like in-jokes here. Make (good) jokes about stuff you like.

 

[mikecoulter]

Oh Maxxx...... Will he ever learn to clean up after himself?

The body should be gone soon, don't worry about it.

 

[sky14kemea]

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

That must be a first...

heeeeeeey- no, thats a fair comment... my baaad

So you managed to stay on-topic for what, one post?

yeah, its pretty good for me though >_>

you guys just want me to join in, fine fine, ive got nothing to do anyway

 

[Toners]

hi welcome!

your a paperboy because you still have under 100 posts (i think)

advice, just follow the forum guidelines really XD

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

there appears to be copy clerk between 50 and 100, i should know since i am one at the moment

also welcome, i'm new to the forums as far as posting is concerned, but i'd occasionally read the forums since around... a year ago? Came here mostly for the videos but could never be bothered to make an account. and now i'm on here quite a bit

 

[Neonbob]

Oh Maxxx...... Will he ever learn to clean up after himself?

The body should be gone soon, don't worry about it.

Dammit...Max gets all the credit around here.

Oh well! That means I can get away with more!
*scurries off*

 

[Simalacrum]

aha, I've always wanted to do this!:

Obligatory Welcome Speech:
Welcome! Welcome to Escapistmagazine.com! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining Internet Utopias. I thought so much of Escapistmagazine.com, that I elected to establish my administration, here, in the Forums, so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I am proud to call Escapistmagazine.com my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Escapistmagazine.com. It's safer here.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Well, first off, I'm not even sure if this thread goes into this forum. But if it does, I'm new and I'd love some welcomes, any important advice, and an explanation of why I'm a paperboy. If anyone would be so kind as to answer any of these questions, I'd greatly appreciate it.

Welcome to the Escapist mate, if you're anything like me this site will become your internet home
Basically, the way I've survived is this: use good grammar and spelling just to spare yourself wrath from many of our members. Also, prepare to encounter some very pedantic and seemingly rude people, but don't worry, mostly you'll find friendly and pleasant members. Just try to be as agreeable as possible, but that doesn't mean you have to take shit from anyone either. Hope I helped, and welcome again.