Hey! I'm new here! My name is Soaring Biscuit!

[soaringbiscuit]

You...you're profiting from my escapades? And I'm not getting any of the proceeds?
Fine. My name had damn well better be in the credits, though. And I want it to be all sparkly.

sparkly as in 70's disco sparkly? or as in too many sequins sparkly?

Both. And also glowy like radioactivity.

Oh Maxxx...... Will he ever learn to clean up after himself?

The body should be gone soon, don't worry about it.

Dammit...Max gets all the credit around here.

Oh well! That means I can get away with more!
*scurries off*

That good Sir, made me laugh. Scurries? I shall start using that more often.

Scurrying is fun. Less noticeable than scuttling most of the time. And it's quiet.
Back in a few.
*vanishes*

This topic contains epic derailing.
Wheres MaxTheDerailer when you need him!

I like to think that some of us can get started without him.
<color=white>But still: Max! You need to get the hell over here!

Good times, indeed. Well, have to continue avoiding Max now.
*stumbles off*

 

[Grayjack]

Has the thread been derailed? This is what happens. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/356393
Oh, and welcome to The Escapist.

 

[sky14kemea]

Urm, oops. It won't happen again, I promise.
Wait, damn.
Also, how does being quoted affect your badge?

Spoiler: Wall of text

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

That must be a first...

heeeeeeey- no, thats a fair comment... my baaad

So you managed to stay on-topic for what, one post?

yeah, its pretty good for me though >_>

you guys just want me to join in, fine fine, ive got nothing to do anyway

How could you be off-topic on your first post in a thread? Do you just write whatever comes to mind no matter what the thread's about?
That sounds fun.

i do sometimes... but i add something on the end to validate it XD

also, stop quoting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im trying to get a neo badge maan

...how would quoting you prevent you from getting the Neo badge? That doesn't make sense.

i just dont wanna get probated or suspended for derailing a thread too far, y'know >_<

Oh right, let's stop now.

im not sure if its true or not, but i think ive seen it before >_> although that could be because half the time they derail it and say something offense? im not sure

don't feed the trolls, and enjoy your stay! The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

actually that bathroom is my office now... the new bathroom is down the hall on your second right =D

 

[soaringbiscuit]

The search engine is your friend if you want to talk about something. If you can't find what you're looking for, admit to your search failure, it happens to everyone, and post. Try to avoid flamewars, and generally don't be a jerk, that's how it works around here.

Welcome to the Escapist.

By the way, I'm the resident old man, as far as I can tell.

Well, first off, I'm not even sure if this thread goes into this forum. But if it does, I'm new and I'd love some welcomes, any important advice, and an explanation of why I'm a paperboy. If anyone would be so kind as to answer any of these questions, I'd greatly appreciate it.

Welcome to the Escapist mate, if you're anything like me this site will become your internet home
Basically, the way I've survived is this: use good grammar and spelling just to spare yourself wrath from many of our members. Also, prepare to encounter some very pedantic and seemingly rude people, but don't worry, mostly you'll find friendly and pleasant members. Just try to be as agreeable as possible, but that doesn't mean you have to take shit from anyone either. Hope I helped, and welcome again.

Hey hey hey, welcome to you. I don't know where the hell the official 'Welcome' thread has gone but whatever. ^_^

Um... don't make rant threads, have good grammar and don't be an ass.

That's all the advice I have.

Thanks for helping a n00b guys (and anyone who I forgot to quote), I'll try to watch out for Max. Oh, God, there he is. /Run

Aha, I like you already ^^ Before you know it, you'll be an infamous scribbler.

I'm hoping to achieve "Gone Gonzo" one day, if only because of the name. Hunter S Thompson is my favorite author. If you don't know (you probably do), Gonzo was the name of Thompson's famous, crazy writing style.

 

[MasterStratus]

don't feed the trolls, and enjoy your stay! The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

actually that bathroom is my office now... the new bathroom is down the hall on your second right =D

No, I filled that room with kittens. I dug a hole out in the field though.

 

[sky14kemea]

Has the thread been derailed? This is what happens. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/356393
Oh, and welcome to The Escapist.

i dont do that... i cant pee standing up =D

i should probs brush up on the guidelines myself... just in case >_>

 

[megapenguinx]

This thread is gone again....
Anyways welcome to the Escapist, be nice, spell things correctly, and follow the rules and you should do just fine.
This thread should help: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.106553#1747497
Oh and you're a paperboy based off of how many posts you have. But don't go on posting just to raise your post count, be sure to add something to the conversation.
Once again welcome!

 

[Neonbob]

Good times, indeed. Well, have to continue avoiding Max now.
*stumbles off*

Only avoid him if you don't have a baby to offer him. If you dip it in chocolate, he is actually happy for a bit.

don't feed the trolls, and enjoy your stay! The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

actually that bathroom is my office now... the new bathroom is down the hall on your second right =D

No, I filled that room with kittens. I dug a hole out in the field though.

Oh...that was the bathroom? I thought it was a communal grave...my bad.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

don't feed the trolls, and enjoy your stay! The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

actually that bathroom is my office now... the new bathroom is down the hall on your second right =D

No, I filled that room with kittens. I dug a hole out in the field though.

The field...is that the minefield I saw on the way in? And seriously, where's the new bathroom? I tried to go in there before I knew it was filled with kittens, and one of those furballs jumped out and scratched me.

 

[vxicepickxv]

Has the thread been derailed? This is what happens. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/356393
Oh, and welcome to The Escapist.

i dont do that... i cant pee standing up =D

i should probs brush up on the guidelines myself... just in case >_>

That sounds like it might be a good idea to get around reading those, I just kind of guess what they are based on other forums I've been on.

 

[Neonbob]

don't feed the trolls, and enjoy your stay! The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

actually that bathroom is my office now... the new bathroom is down the hall on your second right =D

No, I filled that room with kittens. I dug a hole out in the field though.

The field...is that the minefield I saw on the way in? And seriously, where's the new bathroom? I tried to go in there before I knew it was filled with kittens, and one of those furballs jumped out and scratched me.

Great. They probably have a taste for human blood now. I must relocate them. Where's the nearest daycare?
And the minefield is out front. We had a bad case of solicitors. They stopped coming here after the first thirty blew up, though.

 

[MasterStratus]

don't feed the trolls, and enjoy your stay! The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

actually that bathroom is my office now... the new bathroom is down the hall on your second right =D

No, I filled that room with kittens. I dug a hole out in the field though.

The field...is that the minefield I saw on the way in? And seriously, where's the new bathroom? I tried to go in there before I knew it was filled with kittens, and one of those furballs jumped out and scratched me.

Ah, that would've been Frank. He likes his claws.
And yes, I dug the latrine hole in the minefield.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

don't feed the trolls, and enjoy your stay! The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

actually that bathroom is my office now... the new bathroom is down the hall on your second right =D

No, I filled that room with kittens. I dug a hole out in the field though.

The field...is that the minefield I saw on the way in? And seriously, where's the new bathroom? I tried to go in there before I knew it was filled with kittens, and one of those furballs jumped out and scratched me.

Ah, that would've been Frank. He likes his claws.
And yes, I dug the latrine hole in the minefield.

Oh, so it was the minefield. I couldn't decide if it was the minefield or that irradiated soccer field that looks like it got hit by a Nuke. Does that soccer field actually host matches, or is that where all the Fallout role players go to chill?

 

[Neonbob]

don't feed the trolls, and enjoy your stay! The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

actually that bathroom is my office now... the new bathroom is down the hall on your second right =D

No, I filled that room with kittens. I dug a hole out in the field though.

The field...is that the minefield I saw on the way in? And seriously, where's the new bathroom? I tried to go in there before I knew it was filled with kittens, and one of those furballs jumped out and scratched me.

Ah, that would've been Frank. He likes his claws.
And yes, I dug the latrine hole in the minefield.

Oh, so it was the minefield. I couldn't decide if it was the minefield or that irradiated soccer field that looks like it got hit by a Nuke. Does that soccer field actually host matches, or is that where all the Fallout role players go to chill?

...that's our killing ground. We "host" soccer tournaments and carpet bomb the lot of them.

 

[Nukey]

hi scaringbiscuit welcome to the escapist

 

[soaringbiscuit]

Good times, indeed. Well, have to continue avoiding Max now.
*stumbles off*

Only avoid him if you don't have a baby to offer him. If you dip it in chocolate, he is actually happy for a bit.

don't feed the trolls, and enjoy your stay! The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

actually that bathroom is my office now... the new bathroom is down the hall on your second right =D

No, I filled that room with kittens. I dug a hole out in the field though.

Oh...that was the bathroom? I thought it was a communal grave...my bad.

Only if I dip the baby in chocolate!? Damn! I used my last chocolate sauce bottle this morning, all I've got is caramel. Does that work?

 

[soaringbiscuit]

don't feed the trolls, and enjoy your stay! The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

actually that bathroom is my office now... the new bathroom is down the hall on your second right =D

No, I filled that room with kittens. I dug a hole out in the field though.

The field...is that the minefield I saw on the way in? And seriously, where's the new bathroom? I tried to go in there before I knew it was filled with kittens, and one of those furballs jumped out and scratched me.

Ah, that would've been Frank. He likes his claws.
And yes, I dug the latrine hole in the minefield.

Oh, so it was the minefield. I couldn't decide if it was the minefield or that irradiated soccer field that looks like it got hit by a Nuke. Does that soccer field actually host matches, or is that where all the Fallout role players go to chill?

...that's our killing ground. We "host" soccer tournaments and carpet bomb the lot of them.

Oh, so what do you do with all of those dead bodies from the bombing? Do you feed them to Max?

 

[Neonbob]

Good times, indeed. Well, have to continue avoiding Max now.
*stumbles off*

Only avoid him if you don't have a baby to offer him. If you dip it in chocolate, he is actually happy for a bit.

don't feed the trolls, and enjoy your stay! The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

actually that bathroom is my office now... the new bathroom is down the hall on your second right =D

No, I filled that room with kittens. I dug a hole out in the field though.

Oh...that was the bathroom? I thought it was a communal grave...my bad.

Only if I dip the baby in chocolate!? Damn! I used my last chocolate sauce bottle this morning, all I've got is caramel. Does that work?

It will...but only sometimes. Deep fry the sucker.

Oh, so what do you do with all of those dead bodies from the bombing? Do you feed them to Max?

What? No! I get some, too! Geeze, just ignore me completely, why don't you?

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

The search engine is your friend if you want to talk about something. If you can't find what you're looking for, admit to your search failure, it happens to everyone, and post. Try to avoid flamewars, and generally don't be a jerk, that's how it works around here.

Welcome to the Escapist.

By the way, I'm the resident old man, as far as I can tell.

Well, first off, I'm not even sure if this thread goes into this forum. But if it does, I'm new and I'd love some welcomes, any important advice, and an explanation of why I'm a paperboy. If anyone would be so kind as to answer any of these questions, I'd greatly appreciate it.

Welcome to the Escapist mate, if you're anything like me this site will become your internet home
Basically, the way I've survived is this: use good grammar and spelling just to spare yourself wrath from many of our members. Also, prepare to encounter some very pedantic and seemingly rude people, but don't worry, mostly you'll find friendly and pleasant members. Just try to be as agreeable as possible, but that doesn't mean you have to take shit from anyone either. Hope I helped, and welcome again.

Hey hey hey, welcome to you. I don't know where the hell the official 'Welcome' thread has gone but whatever. ^_^

Um... don't make rant threads, have good grammar and don't be an ass.

That's all the advice I have.

Thanks for helping a n00b guys (and anyone who I forgot to quote), I'll try to watch out for Max. Oh, God, there he is. /Run

Aha, I like you already ^^ Before you know it, you'll be an infamous scribbler.

I'm hoping to achieve "Gone Gonzo" one day, if only because of the name. Hunter S Thompson is my favorite author. If you don't know (you probably do), Gonzo was the name of Thompson's famous, crazy writing style.

I didn't actually know that...hm, I've learnt something here today. Wordsmith Extrordinaire has been obtained by a select few, the only one that sticks out in my mind being Indigo Dingo. The guy has a post count of over 11000 O_O