Hey! I'm new here! My name is Soaring Biscuit!

[Tri Force95]

welcome

 

[chefassassin2]

Welcome!! Watch out for Neonbob. His wit scares me.

 

[Simriel]

gentlemen.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Welcome... I live in the grandfather clock in the attic... Like the crazy uncle in most families

 

[Iron Mal]

Welcome to the Escapist.

That is all.

Just kidding, say what you think, try to avoid pissing anyone off and have a laugh, simple as that really.

And beware the grammar nazi's...they're more dangerous than you think.

So, what exactly do the grammar nazis own?

Thank you for proving my point.

I was trying to be civil, polite and friendly to welcome the new guy and with lightening reflexes you ignore the main point of what I was writing and focus in on a single, insignificant grammatical error.

 

[Simon Hadow]

The only advice I have is be yourself!... unless you're a jerk... then leave right now... if not then welcome, you jerk!I kid, I kid, I'll assume your nice till proven otherwise!

 

[Drakenian]

Welcome to The Escapist. As you can see, I don't post very much... But I have read quite a lot of topics. Just don't say anything mildly (snicker) offensive to anyone and you should be fine.

I just noticed that my post count is, like, exactly 20... God, I'm lonely...

 

[Neonbob]

Welcome!! Watch out for Neonbob. His wit scares me.

*blushes*
Oh, you.
And, as you can see just above, that is why you pay attention to your grammar around here!
*flees again*

 

[Simon Hadow]

Also ignore the dead body by the stairs. Also look out for Max

I must say, I am aware of who Max is, but I have yet to be faced with his wrath. Do enlighten me, what should I look out for?

OT: Welcome!, I joined nary but several months ago, and the internet became better since that day

Yeah, while we're talking about it, to warn the new kid, and to inform me, whats so bad about this Max guy? I mean, I've had little reason to hate him myself, and seen no reason for others to. He seems more just another voice in a crowd to me than down-right unlikeable. So, whats the deal with Max?

 

[Drakenian]

Welcome to the Escapist.

That is all.

Just kidding, say what you think, try to avoid pissing anyone off and have a laugh, simple as that really.

And beware the grammar nazi's...they're more dangerous than you think.

So, what exactly do the grammar nazis own?

We own everything...

 

[zoozilla]

I think we should have an "Introductions" or "New Users" thread for posts like these.

Y'know, just to clean up the forums a bit.

And I have the strange feeling that such a thread used to (and still) exists....not sure, though.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Well, first off, I'm not even sure if this thread goes into this forum. But if it does, I'm new and I'd love some welcomes, any important advice, and an explanation of why I'm a paperboy. If anyone would be so kind as to answer any of these questions, I'd greatly appreciate it.

Hey.

Stay away from Neon's place. Trust me.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

Good times, indeed. Well, have to continue avoiding Max now.
*stumbles off*

Only avoid him if you don't have a baby to offer him. If you dip it in chocolate, he is actually happy for a bit.

don't feed the trolls, and enjoy your stay! The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

actually that bathroom is my office now... the new bathroom is down the hall on your second right =D

No, I filled that room with kittens. I dug a hole out in the field though.

Oh...that was the bathroom? I thought it was a communal grave...my bad.

Only if I dip the baby in chocolate!? Damn! I used my last chocolate sauce bottle this morning, all I've got is caramel. Does that work?

It will...but only sometimes. Deep fry the sucker.

Oh, so what do you do with all of those dead bodies from the bombing? Do you feed them to Max?

What? No! I get some, too! Geeze, just ignore me completely, why don't you?

Right, I forgot how much everyone on this site enjoys a char-broiled corpse.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

Snip

Oh right, let's stop now.

Yes, that's a brilliant idea, my friend. Please do stop it .. And ... Never start again - wouldn't that be just super-fantastic?

I honestly have no god damn clue why a bunch of people see fit to derail threads. It's annoying for anyone not innvolved, since the thread you guys are derailing is supposed to contain a specific topic wich people would really like to actually discuss. And if you say that you guys are derailing because you find it funny, and don't care what others think - then fine. You're a twat. Threads are made to discuss specific topics. And what you guys' derailing does, is to push down posts that actually has something to do with the topic at hand. And that's fucking annoying.

You're not participating in any way. You're talking about stuff that has no remote matter at the topic at hand, and you're all acting like it's a forum game where you're supposed to have fun - please do stop it. I say this once, and will probably say it again: Stop worshipping Max! Stop following his every "lead". Stop copying his act! It will only lead to bad things. Max will most likely be banned in the nearest future, due to his senseless derailing of good threads. And when he does. the derailing will hopefully be reduced a bit. Because derailing is in no means or form good. It's plain annoying, bad and is helping no one.

I know this is off-topic, but you guys are destroying this thread. Even though it's a thread that should not have been made, you shouldn't derail it. You should simply say what need sto be said, and move on! Threads are not made on the Escapist so that you can have a place to fuck about! Please hear what I'm trying to say. There's so many that is fed up with you guys' bull maonour. And in the end derailing is no-good-deeds. I will have no problems with natural derailing on the span of four posts. That's okay. THat could happen. Maybe even five. But when you're doing like you are now, then I have no other choice than report. I'm sorry, but I will have to. You're obvoiusly not intending to stop. So someone will have to make you. If you just take a quick look at what you're doing yourself, you'll see that it's utter bullshit yourselves. You will see that it's meaningless, and destructive.

I beg you - please do stop this behaviour. You're ruining the Escapist experience for the rest of us.

Snip

A wee tip of advice - I really like you. You seem like a good guy.
Don't particiapate in derailing. It's commonly a not-very-liked-thing. Most of the older members, and all of the newer ones who would really like to enjoy The Escapist in the best way possible hate it.

I really don't want to be against you. So please do take my advice =)
Thank you

Yes Sir. I'm guessing that by "derailing", you mean taking a thread off its intended topic, and turning it into just nonsense and Max bashing. I'd really love to not be hated on this site, especially since I just got here. So...I'm going to stop with all the derailing, I merely assumed that since this was my thread and we weren't really discussing anything, it was OK to mess around. Thanks for the heads-up, I have a feeling I'm going to need it.

Soaring Biscuit

 

[Neonbob]

Right, I forgot how much everyone on this site enjoys a char-broiled corpse.

We do, as they are nice and cruncy. But you might wanna look higher on this page, biscuit.
EDIT: I see you noticed Daye's unleashing. This is good. He's one of the better people on this site.

 

[amara2021]

Hello, I'm new too. Nice to meet you!

 

[soaringbiscuit]

Right, I forgot how much everyone on this site enjoys a char-broiled corpse.

We do, as they are nice and cruncy. But you might wanna look higher on this page, biscuit.
EDIT: I see you noticed Daye's unleashing. This is good. He's one of the better people on this site.

Yeah, I already read/responded to that. I already knew just from reading a few of his posts that he's one of the better people on this site. I'm usually pretty good at seperating the good people from the bad people. High school teaches you things like this.

 

[Kogarian]

Wow. He's going to have a thread reach 100 posts on his first day.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

Wow. He's going to have a thread reach 100 posts on his first day.

Second day. I spent the first three hours of my membership (last night) trying to recover my computer from Genre Wars' massive asplosion crash-athon (Macs...)

 

[Neonbob]

Right, I forgot how much everyone on this site enjoys a char-broiled corpse.

We do, as they are nice and cruncy. But you might wanna look higher on this page, biscuit.
EDIT: I see you noticed Daye's unleashing. This is good. He's one of the better people on this site.

Yeah, I already read/responded to that. I already knew just from reading a few of his posts that he's one of the better people on this site. I'm usually pretty good at seperating the good people from the bad people. High school teaches you things like this.

Self-defense, too
[sup]crap, must find some kind of other content to add...[/sup]
Um...don't...uh...crap, I give up.