Hey! I'm new here! My name is Soaring Biscuit!

[neoman10]

Welcome to the Escapistland

I am Neo

you may bow now

I SAID BOW!!!

jk

but anyways going with my little thing of giving out badges of randomness (I blame ADHD, do you?) you get the Neo badge of Derailiness

P.S. I really did not get my name from that neo, mine was independent and Greek

 

[soaringbiscuit]

Right, I forgot how much everyone on this site enjoys a char-broiled corpse.

We do, as they are nice and cruncy. But you might wanna look higher on this page, biscuit.
EDIT: I see you noticed Daye's unleashing. This is good. He's one of the better people on this site.

Yeah, I already read/responded to that. I already knew just from reading a few of his posts that he's one of the better people on this site. I'm usually pretty good at seperating the good people from the bad people. High school teaches you things like this.

Self-defense, too
[sup]crap, must find some kind of other content to add...[/sup]
Um...don't...uh...crap, I give up.

Did I just...outwit...Neon Bob?! On my first day?! The Neon Bob whose wit has already become famous to me, and I've already put you down as a "good person" on this jumbled maze of jerks and bad User Reviews?! Whoa. Just kidding Neon Bob, you're still the Sultan of Satire.

 

[Berethond]

I think we should have an "Introductions" or "New Users" thread for posts like these.

Y'know, just to clean up the forums a bit.

And I have the strange feeling that such a thread used to (and still) exists....not sure, though.

We do.
Lemme go find it.
Aha!
<url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.66931>Esta' aqui.

 

[Berethond]

Right, I forgot how much everyone on this site enjoys a char-broiled corpse.

We do, as they are nice and cruncy. But you might wanna look higher on this page, biscuit.
EDIT: I see you noticed Daye's unleashing. This is good. He's one of the better people on this site.

Yeah, I already read/responded to that. I already knew just from reading a few of his posts that he's one of the better people on this site. I'm usually pretty good at seperating the good people from the bad people. High school teaches you things like this.

Self-defense, too
[sup]crap, must find some kind of other content to add...[/sup]
Um...don't...uh...crap, I give up.

Just kidding Neon Bob, you're still the Sultan of Satire.

You obviously haven't seen many of my posts.

 

[Kogarian]

So...how's everyone doing? How're your weekends going?

 

[soaringbiscuit]

Right, I forgot how much everyone on this site enjoys a char-broiled corpse.

We do, as they are nice and cruncy. But you might wanna look higher on this page, biscuit.
EDIT: I see you noticed Daye's unleashing. This is good. He's one of the better people on this site.

Yeah, I already read/responded to that. I already knew just from reading a few of his posts that he's one of the better people on this site. I'm usually pretty good at seperating the good people from the bad people. High school teaches you things like this.

Self-defense, too
[sup]crap, must find some kind of other content to add...[/sup]
Um...don't...uh...crap, I give up.

Just kidding Neon Bob, you're still the Sultan of Satire.

You obviously haven't seen many of my posts.

Exactly. I was being sarcastic (damn you, text communications).

 

[Neonbob]

Self-defense, too
[sup]crap, must find some kind of other content to add...[/sup]
Um...don't...uh...crap, I give up.

Did I just...outwit...Neon Bob?! On my first day?! The Neon Bob whose wit has already become famous to me, and I've already put you down as a "good person" on this jumbled maze of jerks and bad User Reviews?! Whoa. Just kidding Neon Bob, you're still the Sultan of Satire.

No, I was just trying to avoid getting hit by another blast from the cannon that Daye possesses. And...I'm...I'm famous? This makes my day! I suppose I can let some children live this evening.

You obviously haven't seen many of my posts.

They are funny. And dark. And smell of cheese occasionally. I don't know why that is. You can have the Sultan cap. I'm really here to have a good time and be strange.
*runs from daye's blaster*

 

[GammaChris]

I didn't know you could make welcome threads here. Honestly, I was expecting this to be a flame thread, followed up with a bar fight or something. *shrugs* Shows how much I know about stuff.

Nothing I say from here on out will sound very original, so I'll keep it short.

Welcome.

-fin-

Oh, and I dig the icon. The spycon, if you will.

 

[Two-Headed Boy]

Welcome! Although, you only joined one week after I did...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

AAAaaa. another joins the ranks of the escapist! Welcome to you and if there's any advice I can give you it is aim for the head

 

[Neotericity]

aha, I've always wanted to do this!:

Obligatory Welcome Speech:
Welcome! Welcome to Escapistmagazine.com! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining Internet Utopias. I thought so much of Escapistmagazine.com, that I elected to establish my administration, here, in the Forums, so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I am proud to call Escapistmagazine.com my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Escapistmagazine.com. It's safer here.

Stuff like this is awesome, and welcome

 

[Jenkins]

so, you want to be successful eh?

Flame people, rant all the time, make meaningless posts, use poor grammar.

that's what I do and look how far its taken me!



er... wait nvm reverse what I just said >.>

anyways welcome! dont be in such a hurry to raise your post count tho, I mean look at me, Iv been around longer than alot of other people on these forums but with a tiny count >.>

 

[Avatar Roku]

aha, I've always wanted to do this!:

Obligatory Welcome Speech:
Welcome! Welcome to Escapistmagazine.com! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining Internet Utopias. I thought so much of Escapistmagazine.com, that I elected to establish my administration, here, in the Forums, so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I am proud to call Escapistmagazine.com my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Escapistmagazine.com. It's safer here.

Ah, you beat me to it.

Well, first off, I'm not even sure if this thread goes into this forum. But if it does, I'm new and I'd love some welcomes, any important advice, and an explanation of why I'm a paperboy. If anyone would be so kind as to answer any of these questions, I'd greatly appreciate it.

As everyone else seems to be giving you advice on conduct, I'll give you a quick whose-who. Lets see...I and RebelRising are the Mass Effect fanboys, Indigo_Dingo is our resident Sony fanboy (also the only person to have more than 10,000 posts), Max The Reaper is the resident psychopath (formerly FishFoodCarl, but he got banned for reasons I'm still not clear on), Labyrinth is our voice of reason, Darth Mobius is our fearless leader (I think, I'm not sure what the outcome of the recent Election RP was), Fanboy is our Photoshop wizard, Xitel is in charge of The Holiday Council (they change our avatars for the holidays), Birras is our harmless crazy (not to be confused with resident psychopath, who is Max as I mentioned above), Nilcypher, Wilson, and Alex P are our friendly neighborhood mods, New Classic (or NukeLassic, if you like), our master of the art of writing and Vault Legend.

I know there's more, but I'm doing this off the top of my head. If I forgot you, sorry.

By the way, Biscuit. From what I'm seeing on this thread so far, you seem like a cool guy. You'll do fine here.

 

[Vrex360]

Greetings.

 

[Sacman]

Hello Soaring biscuit my name is sacman and I've been sober for over 6... I mean and it's nice to meet someone new...

 

[neoman10]

snip

I always wondered what happened to FishFoodCarl

 

[hypothetical fact]

Just make a post asking everyone their favourite type of sock and everyone will reply. Post something long and it will be ignored, post something meaningful and it will be misunderstood, post something intelligent and it will disappear off the front page faster than you can say, "Do you like pie?"

 

[Avatar Roku]

snip

I always wondered what happened to FishFoodCarl

I actually talk to him every now and then over XBL, apparently he got banned for saying some nasty stuff on the Election RP. I don't know what he said, however, his posts from then appear to be deleted. Not just edited so they say nothing: outright deleted.

They also locked his Xbox Clan thread, which is a shame, because it was popular.

 

[Jonny The Kay]

Sup, I can't believe this thread has lasted for so long.

 

[neoman10]

snip

I always wondered what happened to FishFoodCarl

I actually talk to him every now and then over XBL, apparently he got banned for saying some nasty stuff on the Election RP. I don't know what he said, however, his posts from then appear to be deleted. Not just edited so they say nothing: outright deleted.

They also locked his Xbox Clan thread, which is a shame, because it was popular.

woah, what? I think I need to pay attention more