Hey! I'm new here! My name is Soaring Biscuit!

[MasterStratus]

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

That must be a first...

heeeeeeey- no, thats a fair comment... my baaad

So you managed to stay on-topic for what, one post?

yeah, its pretty good for me though >_>

you guys just want me to join in, fine fine, ive got nothing to do anyway

How could you be off-topic on your first post in a thread? Do you just write whatever comes to mind no matter what the thread's about?
That sounds fun.

 

[vxicepickxv]

The search engine is your friend if you want to talk about something. If you can't find what you're looking for, admit to your search failure, it happens to everyone, and post. Try to avoid flamewars, and generally don't be a jerk, that's how it works around here.

Welcome to the Escapist.

By the way, I'm the resident old man, as far as I can tell.

 

[sky14kemea]

Oh Maxxx...... Will he ever learn to clean up after himself?

The body should be gone soon, don't worry about it.

Dammit...Max gets all the credit around here.

Oh well! That means I can get away with more!
*scurries off*

dont think someone isnt watching you >_> we have loads of camera's and stuff here, we just dont do anything about it XD

 

[cleverlymadeup]

Well, first off, I'm not even sure if this thread goes into this forum. But if it does, I'm new and I'd love some welcomes, any important advice, and an explanation of why I'm a paperboy. If anyone would be so kind as to answer any of these questions, I'd greatly appreciate it.

It means you have under 100 posts... and that you're our personal punching bag. Also the higher ups may not like this thread seeing as how it's kinda low on content. Normally I'd be slamming you but, I'm felling happy today. I just got back from visiting relatives and I got a shit-load of free LP's and 45's. Have a good one man, and make yourself at home.

actually it's not cause it's low on content it's because there's a "no hello/goodbye thread" rule on the forum

 

[sky14kemea]

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

That must be a first...

heeeeeeey- no, thats a fair comment... my baaad

So you managed to stay on-topic for what, one post?

yeah, its pretty good for me though >_>

you guys just want me to join in, fine fine, ive got nothing to do anyway

How could you be off-topic on your first post in a thread? Do you just write whatever comes to mind no matter what the thread's about?
That sounds fun.

i do sometimes... but i add something on the end to validate it XD

also, stop quoting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im trying to get a neo badge maan

 

[Neonbob]

Oh Maxxx...... Will he ever learn to clean up after himself?

The body should be gone soon, don't worry about it.

Dammit...Max gets all the credit around here.

Oh well! That means I can get away with more!
*scurries off*

dont think someone isnt watching you >_> we have loads of camera's and stuff here, we just dont do anything about it XD

You...you're profiting from my escapades? And I'm not getting any of the proceeds?
Fine. My name had damn well better be in the credits, though. And I want it to be all sparkly.

 

[mikecoulter]

Oh Maxxx...... Will he ever learn to clean up after himself?

The body should be gone soon, don't worry about it.

Dammit...Max gets all the credit around here.

Oh well! That means I can get away with more!
*scurries off*

That good Sir, made me laugh. Scurries? I shall start using that more often.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Welcome.
We like in-jokes here. Make (good) jokes about stuff you like.

Yes, never lose your sense of humour. You´ll need it. And please take a look at our guidelines, as Sky already suggested. You´ll need those too.

Be welcomed, my friend.

EDIT: Also, this should come in handy too. [link]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.112832?page=1[/link].

That is all. Good day to thee.

 

[sky14kemea]

Oh Maxxx...... Will he ever learn to clean up after himself?

The body should be gone soon, don't worry about it.

Dammit...Max gets all the credit around here.

Oh well! That means I can get away with more!
*scurries off*

dont think someone isnt watching you >_> we have loads of camera's and stuff here, we just dont do anything about it XD

You...you're profiting from my escapades? And I'm not getting any of the proceeds?
Fine. My name had damn well better be in the credits, though. And I want it to be all sparkly.

sparkly as in 70's disco sparkly? or as in too many sequins sparkly?

 

[Lukeje]

Spoiler: Wall of text

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

That must be a first...

heeeeeeey- no, thats a fair comment... my baaad

So you managed to stay on-topic for what, one post?

yeah, its pretty good for me though >_>

you guys just want me to join in, fine fine, ive got nothing to do anyway

How could you be off-topic on your first post in a thread? Do you just write whatever comes to mind no matter what the thread's about?
That sounds fun.

i do sometimes... but i add something on the end to validate it XD

also, stop quoting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im trying to get a neo badge maan

...how would quoting you prevent you from getting the Neo badge? That doesn't make sense.

 

[EeveeElectro]

This topic contains epic derailing.
Wheres MaxTheDerailer when you need him!

 

[MasterStratus]

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

That must be a first...

heeeeeeey- no, thats a fair comment... my baaad

So you managed to stay on-topic for what, one post?

yeah, its pretty good for me though >_>

you guys just want me to join in, fine fine, ive got nothing to do anyway

How could you be off-topic on your first post in a thread? Do you just write whatever comes to mind no matter what the thread's about?
That sounds fun.

i do sometimes... but i add something on the end to validate it XD

also, stop quoting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im trying to get a neo badge maan

Urm, oops. It won't happen again, I promise.
Wait, damn.
Also, how does being quoted affect your badge?

 

[soaringbiscuit]

The search engine is your friend if you want to talk about something. If you can't find what you're looking for, admit to your search failure, it happens to everyone, and post. Try to avoid flamewars, and generally don't be a jerk, that's how it works around here.

Welcome to the Escapist.

By the way, I'm the resident old man, as far as I can tell.

Well, first off, I'm not even sure if this thread goes into this forum. But if it does, I'm new and I'd love some welcomes, any important advice, and an explanation of why I'm a paperboy. If anyone would be so kind as to answer any of these questions, I'd greatly appreciate it.

Welcome to the Escapist mate, if you're anything like me this site will become your internet home
Basically, the way I've survived is this: use good grammar and spelling just to spare yourself wrath from many of our members. Also, prepare to encounter some very pedantic and seemingly rude people, but don't worry, mostly you'll find friendly and pleasant members. Just try to be as agreeable as possible, but that doesn't mean you have to take shit from anyone either. Hope I helped, and welcome again.

Hey hey hey, welcome to you. I don't know where the hell the official 'Welcome' thread has gone but whatever. ^_^

Um... don't make rant threads, have good grammar and don't be an ass.

That's all the advice I have.

Thanks for helping a n00b guys (and anyone who I forgot to quote), I'll try to watch out for Max. Oh, God, there he is. /Run

 

[Neonbob]

You...you're profiting from my escapades? And I'm not getting any of the proceeds?
Fine. My name had damn well better be in the credits, though. And I want it to be all sparkly.

sparkly as in 70's disco sparkly? or as in too many sequins sparkly?

Both. And also glowy like radioactivity.

Oh Maxxx...... Will he ever learn to clean up after himself?

The body should be gone soon, don't worry about it.

Dammit...Max gets all the credit around here.

Oh well! That means I can get away with more!
*scurries off*

That good Sir, made me laugh. Scurries? I shall start using that more often.

Scurrying is fun. Less noticeable than scuttling most of the time. And it's quiet.
Back in a few.
*vanishes*

This topic contains epic derailing.
Wheres MaxTheDerailer when you need him!

I like to think that some of us can get started without him.
<color=white>But still: Max! You need to get the hell over here!

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Welcome to the Escapist, we actually have a thread for this already, but it doesn't take a genius to notice our search function is fucked!
Other than that, don't feed the trolls, and enjoy your stay! The bathroom is down the hall to the left.

 

[sky14kemea]

Urm, oops. It won't happen again, I promise.
Wait, damn.
Also, how does being quoted affect your badge?

Spoiler: Wall of text

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

That must be a first...

heeeeeeey- no, thats a fair comment... my baaad

So you managed to stay on-topic for what, one post?

yeah, its pretty good for me though >_>

you guys just want me to join in, fine fine, ive got nothing to do anyway

How could you be off-topic on your first post in a thread? Do you just write whatever comes to mind no matter what the thread's about?
That sounds fun.

i do sometimes... but i add something on the end to validate it XD

also, stop quoting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im trying to get a neo badge maan

...how would quoting you prevent you from getting the Neo badge? That doesn't make sense.

i just dont wanna get probated or suspended for derailing a thread too far, y'know >_<

 

[MasterStratus]

Urm, oops. It won't happen again, I promise.
Wait, damn.
Also, how does being quoted affect your badge?

Spoiler: Wall of text

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

That must be a first...

heeeeeeey- no, thats a fair comment... my baaad

So you managed to stay on-topic for what, one post?

yeah, its pretty good for me though >_>

you guys just want me to join in, fine fine, ive got nothing to do anyway

How could you be off-topic on your first post in a thread? Do you just write whatever comes to mind no matter what the thread's about?
That sounds fun.

i do sometimes... but i add something on the end to validate it XD

also, stop quoting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im trying to get a neo badge maan

...how would quoting you prevent you from getting the Neo badge? That doesn't make sense.

i just dont wanna get probated or suspended for derailing a thread too far, y'know >_<

Oh right, let's stop now.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

The search engine is your friend if you want to talk about something. If you can't find what you're looking for, admit to your search failure, it happens to everyone, and post. Try to avoid flamewars, and generally don't be a jerk, that's how it works around here.

Welcome to the Escapist.

By the way, I'm the resident old man, as far as I can tell.

Well, first off, I'm not even sure if this thread goes into this forum. But if it does, I'm new and I'd love some welcomes, any important advice, and an explanation of why I'm a paperboy. If anyone would be so kind as to answer any of these questions, I'd greatly appreciate it.

Welcome to the Escapist mate, if you're anything like me this site will become your internet home
Basically, the way I've survived is this: use good grammar and spelling just to spare yourself wrath from many of our members. Also, prepare to encounter some very pedantic and seemingly rude people, but don't worry, mostly you'll find friendly and pleasant members. Just try to be as agreeable as possible, but that doesn't mean you have to take shit from anyone either. Hope I helped, and welcome again.

Hey hey hey, welcome to you. I don't know where the hell the official 'Welcome' thread has gone but whatever. ^_^

Um... don't make rant threads, have good grammar and don't be an ass.

That's all the advice I have.

Thanks for helping a n00b guys (and anyone who I forgot to quote), I'll try to watch out for Max. Oh, God, there he is. /Run

Aha, I like you already ^^ Before you know it, you'll be an infamous scribbler.

 

[Lukeje]

Urm, oops. It won't happen again, I promise.
Wait, damn.
Also, how does being quoted affect your badge?

Spoiler: Wall of text

oh and beware, this thread could be derailed >_> but im gonna hold back this time

That must be a first...

heeeeeeey- no, thats a fair comment... my baaad

So you managed to stay on-topic for what, one post?

yeah, its pretty good for me though >_>

you guys just want me to join in, fine fine, ive got nothing to do anyway

How could you be off-topic on your first post in a thread? Do you just write whatever comes to mind no matter what the thread's about?
That sounds fun.

i do sometimes... but i add something on the end to validate it XD

also, stop quoting meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im trying to get a neo badge maan

...how would quoting you prevent you from getting the Neo badge? That doesn't make sense.

i just dont wanna get probated or suspended for derailing a thread too far, y'know >_<

There's no such thing as derailing a thread too far!