SHHH, Don't even mention it!!!! And for Christs's sake, STAY OUT OF THE ATTIC!Urgh76 said:Or the closet.Tdc2182 said:Hello there. Dont go in the basement.
DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THE CLOSET?
SHHH, Don't even mention it!!!! And for Christs's sake, STAY OUT OF THE ATTIC!Urgh76 said:Or the closet.Tdc2182 said:Hello there. Dont go in the basement.
DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THE CLOSET?
Thank you. =)Sassafrass said:The welcome speech got a lot blunter and to the point since I last saw it, hasn't it?Furburt said:Hello!
Hope you have a pleasant stay. Remember to check up on the forum guidelines, get to know the community, and just generally not be a dick. Adhere to those simple tasks, and it'll all go smooth.
Anyway, welcome toHella NORMAL SITE WITH NO MENTAL USERS AT ALL! NONE TO BE FOUND!
... ...Think he bought that?
But seriously, welcome to The Escapist, heedthe O Mighty GodFurburt's advice above and generally just hang around, relax and shoot the breeze with your fellow Escapians.
That is genious.Pimppeter2 said:I am Pimppeter2, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...
[sub]IdealistCommi's old welcome speech, gone but not forgotten.[/sub]
Welcome to the Escapist.
I was such a jackass.............Urgh76 said:yes yes yes finally!! ill watch it then comment again yay im 3rd!!! revision: OMGZ!! PETEY!!! IVE MISSED HIM SOOO MUCH OR UM HER LOL CAPITAL LETTERZZZZZ! I.... I.... I wanna cast a spell.. END COMMENT!!! but seriously i have 2 theories: 1: they went back in time and saw when petey was still alive. Elaumous wins the fight and reveives petey to make him undead or something. 2: (still in the past) that is petey's girlfriend and petey works part-time as a chef with jacque. i wnat elaumous to "help" me. L0L
Hahahaha! How is that not better than my first!? xDUrgh76 said:Jeez, you work out much better than I did. *shudders*
I mean, just LOOK at my first post.
Urgh76 said:yes yes yes finally!! ill watch it then comment again yay im 3rd!!! revision: OMGZ!! PETEY!!! IVE MISSED HIM SOOO MUCH OR UM HER LOL CAPITAL LETTERZZZZZ! I.... I.... I wanna cast a spell.. END COMMENT!!! but seriously i have 2 theories: 1: they went back in time and saw when petey was still alive. Elaumous wins the fight and reveives petey to make him undead or something. 2: (still in the past) that is petey's girlfriend and petey works part-time as a chef with jacque. i wnat elaumous to "help" me. L0L
Didn't you hear? Doug sadly passed away some time ago. It was ever so depressing, he was ill with some sort of virus but no-one knew until it was too late. Someone played an Infection card in the 'Game' Room and it was too much for him. We're going to be hiring a new pet troll soon, but whoever we hire, he/she will never replace DougThe Maddest March Hare said:Welcome to the Escapist! Don't mind the body under the stairs, that wasn't our fault. There are a few trolls around, but please don't feed them, they're getting fat and poor Doug is ever so self conscious.
Be nice and we won't bite (although I'm not so sure in the case of Demented Teddy). Now grab a beverage and meet us on the veranda forworld domination planninglight banter.
Hol' on there Skeeter, they 'aint hurtin' no bodydbungus2000 said:we don't take kindly to your type 'round here!
The Closet's nothing, just where we keep all the nitrogliceren.Yrgen said:Thank you all! =D
Concerning the boy issue. I am certainly not an adult, so...
And what's the closet?
Wait do you mean like this:Trivun said:By Anoia, do I wish that the light would sparkle on my teeth when I say that little phrase. That would be so cool... maybe I should get diamond teeth just so that would happen?![]()
those two things just don't sound good at all.Yrgen said:I am a 24 year old boy?
pleasures are jrpg's and Yahtzee is totally my hero.
He got fed up and left during the whole Pub Club thing. I don't blame him.baggyn said:That is genious.Pimppeter2 said:I am Pimppeter2, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...
[sub]IdealistCommi's old welcome speech, gone but not forgotten.[/sub]
Welcome to the Escapist.
What happened to IdealistCommi?
Doug died? This is indeed a dark day for The Escapist. His poor troll children are fatherless. My sympathy goes out to them.Trivun said:Didn't you hear? Doug sadly passed away some time ago. It was ever so depressing, he was ill with some sort of virus but no-one knew until it was too late. Someone played an Infection card in the 'Game' Room and it was too much for him. We're going to be hiring a new pet troll soon, but whoever we hire, he/she will never replace DougThe Maddest March Hare said:Welcome to the Escapist! Don't mind the body under the stairs, that wasn't our fault. There are a few trolls around, but please don't feed them, they're getting fat and poor Doug is ever so self conscious.
Be nice and we won't bite (although I'm not so sure in the case of Demented Teddy). Now grab a beverage and meet us on the veranda forworld domination planninglight banter..
The funeral is next Tuesday. May he rest in pieces.
As far as biting goes, I won't, but OP, be careful not to leave knives near me. I was in the kitchen with just Sassafrass a while ago. The results weren't pretty, it took the combined efforts of Combined, Labyrinth and Sky14kemea to wrestle the knives away from me. Sass is doing okay now, apparently, with some slight memory loss about the incident. But you have been warned.
Oh, I almost forgot. Welcome to the Escapist! It's Safer Here. Apparently.
By Anoia, do I wish that the light would sparkle on my teeth when I say that little phrase. That would be so cool... maybe I should get diamond teeth just so that would happen?![]()
Yrgen said:
Watch out for the space under the bed, too.Knight of Cydonia said:Or the living room, or the kitchen or the....Urgh76 said:Or the closet.Tdc2182 said:Hello there. Dont go in the basement.
DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THE CLOSET?
JUST RUN AWAY GOD DAMMIT!
The second oneUrgh76 said:Wait do you mean like this:Trivun said:By Anoia, do I wish that the light would sparkle on my teeth when I say that little phrase. That would be so cool... maybe I should get diamond teeth just so that would happen?![]()
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Or this?
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Don't you remember bill? With the butterscotch in the kitchen?AbsoluteVirtue18 said:Watch out for the space under the bed, too.Knight of Cydonia said:Or the living room, or the kitchen or the....Urgh76 said:Or the closet.Tdc2182 said:Hello there. Dont go in the basement.
DID YOU TELL HIM ABOUT THE CLOSET?
JUST RUN AWAY GOD DAMMIT!
Though, I could have sworn the basement was where they locked Max. And no one told me about any kitchen.