Hi all!

[blankedboy]

Make sure you watch Doraleous and Associates.
It's epic

 

[EeveeElectro]

Oh hai, please take a seat over there.
There's an introduction thread... somewhere >_>
We don't usually make threads like this. WE'RE ALL SPECIAL AS EACH OTHER.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Welcome! Be polite, laugh at the trolls (no-one can ignore them) and just have a good time. If you don't, a team of monkey ninjas will come over to enforce a good time.

Also, I wouldn't call JRPG's and golf guilty pleasures.

Wow. You are 24 and you still call yourself a 'boy'.
But other than your apparent (and slightly disturbing) attachment to Justin Timberlake (may he die painfully), I have no qualm with you.

Welcome to the Escapist.

Heej! Justin Timberlake is cool. I mean, he featured in Jizz In My Pants and made Dick In A Box, that already makes him awesome.

I am Pimppeter2, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No" Says the man at Ebay, "it belongs to the poor". "No" says the Man at religioustolerance.org, "it belongs to God". "No" says the man at Youtube, "it belongs to everyone". I rejected those answers. Instead; I chose something different. I chose the Impossible. I chose. The Escapist. With a forum where the opinionated would not fear the censor (within reason), where the Moderators would not be bound by petty morality, where the Gone Gonzo would not be constrained by the troll. And with the ache of your fingers (and perhaps a new keyboard), The Escapist can be yours as well...

[sub]IdealistCommi's old welcome speech, gone but not forgotten. [/sub]

Welcome to the Escapist.

I loved that guy! I wonder where he went, I already noticed his absence for a while now.

 

[Daipire]

Welcome to The Escapist.

I hope you enjoy your stay! Have fun!

This is marter, he's better known as the Pinsir guy.

 

[chstens]

Why, hello there. I am not really Abraham Lincoln, nor am I an American.
So yeah, the basement, don't go there etc. etc. Use the search bar and we don't go to Ravenholm.

Welcome!

Everyone here are your friends, we're real friendly, let's be friends, really intimate friends...

 

[SnipErlite]

Haha! I can tell I'm going to enjoy this place. =)
I'll just avoid the basement for now.

Speaking completely honestly (for once), yes The Escapist is actually a brilliant place. Best forum I know of. Hope your stay is as pleasant as mine, and many others, has been

[HEADING=1]The Escapist[/HEADING][HEADING=3]Full of normal people.[/HEADING]

We can tell the officials how it'll definitely encourage people and reassure them that this place is normal....... I think.

Yeah i know right?i'll be down in a moment with the iron madiens cake.

That had better not be a lie Yes that's a wonderful idea!

The screams make it more fun dude

This is true. But occasionally one wishes to spend an evening without hearing the tortured cries of the curious and foolhardy sounds of happiness and joy, no?

 

[Varchld]

Hi!

I'm not gonna lock it because I don't know what the hell the thread has actually turned into. Please keep the hey, hi, hellos to this thread, and also bump it if you could.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.66931