Hi, new here

[Bocaj2000]

did you really get three pages of people saying "Welcome to the escapist"?

...envy.

 

[Au Naturel.]

Salutations, and welcome to the Escapist! We might look crazy, but we're really nice people.

 

[Jedamethis]

Spoiler

*YAR* thats not a panda! it's a fox. raccoon. yeah, foccoon. [small][sub]yeah, how do you like dem apples[/sub][/small]

Ah ha! It's a Red Panda!

[sub]You can have those apples back.[/sub]

 

[3aqua]

Good morning! And in case I don't see you again: good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Hi there, enjoy your stay, and for god's sake, STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT!.

She doesn't have to stay away. Remember, for all the evils down there, there's also free pie and bacon. I go to the basement all the time for the delicious key lime pie.

How the hell did you get back up here?! Back! Back I say! Back to the depths of the basement with you! Take your false promises of pie and go back to the basement, no one here will fall for your trickery.

The pie is a deceit.

Ow ow OW! Okay I'm going, quit with the stick already! But there is no deceitful pie down here, it's very undeceitful. Very undeceitful, indeed.

[sup][sub]See for yourself...[/sub][/sup]

speaking on behalf of the cake I would like to say that the cake did not intent at any time to mislead or falsify information the cake has an impeccable character and deeply resents any claims that have been made that it constitutes a misleading example of cake-liness and repudiates such accusations with cakey indignation those who seek to impugn the cake are suspected of motives that render their attitude to cake highly ambivalent. Perhaps the doubters in person rather like cake and this has led to an attitude to cake where love is inextricably mingled with suspicion and hate. Please think carefully and practice constraint before levelling further accusations against the existential identity of the cake... now what was this thread about? OH right welcome Beth zeller : D

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

We have a basement here? Why didn't I realize that? Sounds pretty cool, I'm gonna go check it out.

OT: Welcome to The Escapist! You'll probably have a lot of fun here (I know I have). Tread carefully though, its an interesting place. I'll tell you how the basement is after I come back.

 

[The Stonker]

And remeber whatever happens!
Then don't lose the game.

Crap I lost it.

But I'm the stonker and you will probably notice me in the religion&section and sometimes in the gaming section it's just I really just don't like the games that people generally love

And don't spank the bear. Plus if your doing this for the giggles....

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! *chop*

 

[dragonslayer32]

hello and welcome. Hope you have a good one here

 

[Macgyvercas]

Hello!
A few simple rules:
Read the guidelines.
Don't be a jerk.
Souplex Macgyvercas is your lord and master.
Follow these, and you'll do fine.

There we go, that looks much better.

OT: Welcome to the Escapist. We hope you enjoy your stay. Ignore the skeleton in the closet, don't feed the troll outside, stay out of the basement, and for the love of Vishnu do not neglect the information that is here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.112832-The-Banhammer-and-You-A-Users-Guide-to-the-Forums#2019333] and here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.116827-These-forums-and-you-Forum-Posting-Guidelines]. Oh, and be prepared to hand over your soul if/when you reach 10,000 posts. They need them to power the servers.

 

[TjoxYorro]

Welcome friend! =)

I hope you can find your ways around here.

 

[Outright Villainy]

did you really get three pages of people saying "Welcome to the escapist"?

...envy.

Did you ask?
[small]Would seem like the easiest way to do it...[/small]

Ot: Welcome and all that, whatever everyone else said, I'm lazy and I'm going to make tea instead.

 

[Guffe]

Welcome to the escapist!!!
If your avatar is you I already like you ^^
Hope you enjoy, start checking forums and videos out since there are really famous people here making entries ^^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Welcome to the site! I hope you enjoy your stay here. I'm sure people have already done the big, welcome to the Escapist bit so I'll just recommend that you read what I link to you below.

Have fun! Not all of us bite!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.116827-These-forums-and-you-Forum-Posting-Guidelines

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.112832-The-Banhammer-and-You-A-Users-Guide-to-the-Forums

 

[PAGEToap44]

Why hello there newcomer!!! Welcome to our humble abode. It's rather nice, isn't it? Don't forget to take off your shoes on the way in and Friday's poker night. XD Enjoy your stay and please accept this complimentary top hat.

You're reqiured to wear it at all times...

 

[Argtee]

Good morning! And in case I don't see you again: good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Hi there, enjoy your stay, and for god's sake, STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT!.

She doesn't have to stay away. Remember, for all the evils down there, there's also free pie and bacon. I go to the basement all the time for the delicious key lime pie.

Wait, there's bacon down there?
I didn't see any!

Anyways: Welcome to the Escapist.
Hope you enjoy your stay.

 

[Cheesus333]

Bienvenidos!

I think that's right...

Welcome either way!

It's nicer here, trust me. I've seen other forums. I don't think I could go back.

But that said, this site has a lovely community and a great, friendly atmosphere. Just don't piss anyone off and you'll love it

 

[white_salad]

Welcome to the escapist. I'll be your resident nobody. I
ll pop in every now and then and make a witty comment then scurry away into my zeppelin.

Hey wait a minute, I thought that was my job! Well, then again, you've been here longer, so I guess it is your job. Carry on.

I say we do it side by side. Together we can do this!

 

[Alon Shechter]

Hello!
A few simple rules:
Read the guidelines.
Don't be a jerk.
Alon Shechter is your lord and master.
Use proper grammar or die.
Follow these, and you'll do fine.