EmileeElectro said:
drummersbangharder said:
EmileeElectro said:
There was one last year that I was pregnant...
Dunno where that came from, because someone spread round school a little earlier that I was a lesbian.
I hate girls so much, they make me ashamed to be one.
I share the same feelings about girls. I could only count on one hand the number of girls in this lifetime that I have liked and trusted enough to be friends with. I think it was 4, to be exact. Girls are too judgemental, and me being a hypocrite, will judge them right back. Oh isn't estrogen wonderful...
Indeed; there's... oh, 5 girls I can count on in my friends? and not them half the time either.
Most of my friends are male.
Men ftw.
Yeah, I'd say from the age of 15 to 23 most of my friends were male. I feel more comfortable in a room filled with guys than girls. In a room filled with girls I would be constantly looking down at myself, contemplating what I'm wearing, what the gals are thinking of me, etc, etc, basically not being myself. In a room filled with guys I'm more at ease, more talkative, and my intentions are good BTW. A girl that I would NOT be friends with would be giggly/flirty/fullofherself in a room full of guys.
Once I was informed that a highly contagious retard(girl) was coming over to my friends house. She was hot for my boyfriend at the time. Think of the most annoying/scandelous/i want to punch you in the face girl you know and thats her. After hearing she was coming, I announced, "If something strange or cruel happens to her, it wasn't me."
I slipped some ipecac in her jaegerbombs, and kept slipping it as the night went on. Then, with no warning shes crazy annoyingly drunk and she projectile pukes in front of everyone. Then she's crawling up my pantleg, with me being the only girl there smiling down at her she wanted me to help her. Not knowing that I was the cause of her predicament. Everyone cracked up, inside jokes rock. Thats about the cruelest thing I've ever done to someone, but heavens, it felt good. It felt like I was getting revenge on every stupid annoying girl I've ever come across.
I feel bad about it now, but EH! not so much. bad karma emissions = bad happenings