Hilarious dialogue in games

[Buizel91]

Wadsworth in Fallout 3 (your robotic butler)

"tell me a joke"

"i was called to clairvoyants meeting but it was cancelled due to unforeseen events" ^_^

and in Halo CE you just gotta love the elites,

first thing i ever heard one say was "whut whut whut" me and my mate acctualy died of laughter

ooooo and in Batman Arkham Asylum

Killer Croc: i smell you batman, i will find you and rip your skin off you bones (or summit like that)

Joker: that reminds me, i really need to get me some new shoes"

 

[shotgunbob]

"All your base are belong to us"
- Zero Wing

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg[/youtube]

Damn you ninja

 

[GamingAwesome1]

Some of the Left 4 Dead 2 dialog was lulz.

Ellis: KiddyLand!
Nick: He's like a five year old...with guns and a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in the Enlgish Lanuguage.

Ellis: KiddieLand!
Rochelle: I wish I could be that happy....ah to hell with it WOOOOO KIDDIELANDDDD!

Complete a Level and sometimes Rochelle starts singing. It made me shit bricks laughing.

All of those are spoken in the game and they both caused me to shit myself laughing.

 

[Boba Frag]

"Don't you recognize your Uncle? Its a Me, Mario!" - Assassins Creed 2. Brilliant.

I actually shat myself when I heard that- I reloaded the section just in case I was imagining things!

 

[SulfuricDonut]

"Go for the eyes, Boo. GO FOR THE EYES!"

 

[johnman]

Stalker Call of Pripyat after one soldier has had his mind taken over by a controller, disappeared of the face of the earth then turned up in a fridge.
"So where did you go, what did you see?"
"I'll tell you later"
"Ok"
*walks off

 

[Prometherion]

CoD 4 the bit where theyre trying to break into the Nuke control room, and the door wont open quick enough.

Sgt. Griggs: Oh you gotta be shittin me...

Cpt. Price: Gaz! Cant this thing open any faster?!

Gaz: No sir, but you can pull on it if it makes you feel better.

Cpt. Price: Cheeky bastard...


Or Fable 2:

Wife: Im as happy as can be! *Sacrifices to skorm*

 

[ucciolord1]

Mordin.
"Never know where they might be 'planted.'"

 

[WestMountain]

"You will just have to fuck it"
Bionic Commando

I'm too lazy to find a vid for it..

 

[Nouw]

Anything that Haggard or Sweetwater says when they either talk to each other or just independently say.

 

[The Wooster]

The best in game dialogue? Well discounting The Longest Journey and any of those old school point and clicks which simply blow the shit out of newer games in terms of dialogue it's got to be Mass Effect 2's background characters.

Particularly the Matriarch Bartender. FUnniest character ever.

"It barely grazed you, you big baby! ... Sorry, must be my Krogan genes."

I could quote a few pointy-click-click gems, but it'll make me feel old... because all o' ya' wiper-snappers won't recognize 'em... So I'll go with Psychonauts' Secret Agents:

"I am a housewife. I have a pin. I roll dough for the pie."

...

What are you lookin' at?! GIT OFF ME LAWN!!!

I liked "they laughed the blue of my ass"

Oh and in Psychonauts? The secret agent workman. Fucking hilarious.

"I AM A WORKMAN. THAT WOMAN'S BREASTS ARE LARGE"

 

[azncutthroat]

I was screwing around in GTA: San Andreas, when I jumped in front of a car, and the driver said this:
"NOT NOW I GOTTA TAKE A DUMP!"

Almost shat myself laughing.

And who could forget the Protoss Observer?

 

[Bonkekook]

As far as an entire game, I loved the way the bard interacts with the narrator in A Bard's Tale.

 

[Dwalin]

Gordon Freeman-...

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Final Fantasy 8:

Selphie: One last thing. These other models look fine, but why does the President's car look different?

Zone: Oh, Rinoa made that one, we bought the rest from a gift shop.

Selphie: Oh, it looks kinda shabby-looking.

Rinoa: It's meant to be that way, it represents my hatred of Deling.

Selphie: It's one of the......ugliest things I've ever seen. You must really hate him.

Zell: The paint job sucks too.

Squall (thinking): Yeah, it kinda does.

Rinoa: Enough about the model okay!