Hilarious dialogue in games

[Shoggoth2588]

Remember Kingdom Hearts 2, during the tutorial fight thing with Seifer? You hit him and he retaliates by saying, "How rom-MANtic!" I always thought that was funny as hell ^^


other quotes:

"I'm not gonna let these God-Damn vampires get the best of me!"
"They're zombies Francis"
"What-Ever"
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"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Maximum Payne-in-the-butt."
"Payne-to-the-Max!"
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"BONK!"
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"It's...The Squeemin'-Squits!"
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...that's all I got >.>

 

[Machiavellian007]

Anything in any Naruto game ever. It does not translate well to English at all.

 

[Aeshi]

ANYTHING the guys in Killing Floor say

 

[Lykon]

Sudeki

"I'm going to kill you right in your face!"

 

[Caligulove]

"If you start singing 'Daisy Bell' then I'm done!"
-Joker in ME2

loved that line

 

[Socius]

Alyx Vance: Gordon, let me do the talking!

 

[AC1izm]

Female Splicer in Bioshock: "If you tried to serve a steak like that in any sensible resturant in New York, they would laugh you out of town."

 

[Veldt Falsetto]

Any funny MGS codex call, especially near the end of 2 and in Brawl.
All Portal
Anytime Yuri impersonates Karol or plays with his mind.
Anything that happens on a katamari game.
Ultros.
Bartz

 

[Darren20]

"May I borrow your earpiece? This is scout. Rainbows make me cry, over" - Spy from TF2.
Anything in TF2 basicly.

 

[Knife-28]

"Sir Isaac Newtonis the deadliest SOB in space!"
Always a classic.

 

[Markshiogin]

In In Phantasy star zero a charecter gets attacked with tentacles and says "AHHH! NO NOT THERE! THATS OFF-LIMITS! AHEHEHEH THAT TICKLES!" to which you can reply "I wish I had some popcorn."

 

[Trifixion]

"Well I, for one, plan on discovering the secrets of the multiverse by rubbing cottage cheese on my belly and eating vast quantities of fresh-water fish. Mmm... cheese." - The Nameless One, Planescape: Torment

 

[Schitz]

There are several quotes from Mass Effect 1&2 that come to my mind, like

Shepard: You must have had some kind of interesting experience.
Wrex: Well, there was this one time the Turians tried to wipe out our entire race. That was fun.

or

EDI(the ship's AI): What Jeff and I are exhibiting is more a platonic symbiosis rather than hormonally induced courtship behaviour.
Jeff: Okay, yeah, that was a little creepy.


And of course there's always Sam&Max - Hit the road

[Sam hangs up the phone]
Max: Another confused census taker?
Sam: Actually, it was the Commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment.
Max: Does it involve wanton destruction?
Sam: We can only hope.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

'Pucker up, dice-man. I'm as upholstered as I wanna be.'
'You've made that bountifully clear. Sure hope I'm not dice-man.'

'DAHHH! According to this themomecular, my skin should be melting off!'

'I can't wait to LiveJournal about the nightmares I'm going to have from this experience.'

'Ohhhh, so you're his best friennnnnd. It's all starting to make sennnnnse.'

'Congratulations, coach. I had to haul my brother's organs around in a jar for the whole game and you STILL out-creepied me.'
'It's all been worth it!'

-Try and guess which game

 

[RheynbowDash]

Gotta go with Battlefield Bad Company's jab at Modern Warfare 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCu8XHfvEAQ

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Resident Evil. The entire game. The voice acting is so badly done that it actually makes the game better, since it's hilarious.

Seconded. It gives it that B-movie charm.

In Fallout 3, The dialogue you have if you play dumb with the guy who wants to sleep with the Quantum addict is pretty funny. "Plow her bean field, if you know what I mean..."

 

[Slaanax]

When Morrigan tries to come on to Sten and he says something about her needing a helmet that's a good one.

 

[Armored Prayer]

One particular line from Disgaea 2 had me laughing.

Tink: "Not on my watch Monsieur Napoleon Bonerhard!!!"