Hilarious Quotes From People You Know...
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"Malaysia is technically in Asia..." *facepalm* It is in Asia, there is no technically about it!
My best mate Iain is great for this.
To me while he's playing DA:O - "You get to see a naked chick, look she's naked!"
To us while my mate was playing the splinter cell demo - "You know, if I was there, I'd be there"
Those are just two. I'm the one who usually gets quoted but atm i'm quoting him (which he hates but laughs at anyway)
To me while he's playing DA:O - "You get to see a naked chick, look she's naked!"
To us while my mate was playing the splinter cell demo - "You know, if I was there, I'd be there"
Those are just two. I'm the one who usually gets quoted but atm i'm quoting him (which he hates but laughs at anyway)
'what would you rather have? Green head or no arms?'
'the lord gave you 2 hands. one for snacks, the other for...y'know'
maybe i need new friends.
'the lord gave you 2 hands. one for snacks, the other for...y'know'
maybe i need new friends.
A friend of mine once said "You just have to think about sucking and pulling". We were talking about ways to remember the german words for "To pull" and "Dry", which are "Ziehen" and "Trocken" - the Dutch versions of them ("Zuigen" and "Trekken") sound similar. In itself, it isn't *that* funny but the situation in which it happened was pretty funny. Everyone was silent for about three seconds before she realized what an innuendo she had come up with.
Also, in what I think was the same German lesson, somebody else uttered the brilliant sentence "Ich mache alte schmutzers wieder schon", which literally translates to something like "I make dirty old men again already". She obviously wanted to say something completely different, but I'm not even going to bother explaining all that.
Also, in what I think was the same German lesson, somebody else uttered the brilliant sentence "Ich mache alte schmutzers wieder schon", which literally translates to something like "I make dirty old men again already". She obviously wanted to say something completely different, but I'm not even going to bother explaining all that.
"There's Something Going On" or "Dromaeosauradae".The87Italians said:
WIN.
And my friend told me she decided she could "do gooder" on her English Final. O RLY?
I got Dinkytown...I don't think I'd enjoy their music...The87Italians said:
OT: Two guys talking on the bus-
Guy 1: You know, there wouldn't be as many people in the world if it wasnt for sluts!
Guy 2: Thats a great philosophy.
Guy 1: Yeah I know, needs a bit of re-wording though!
"It's like sex... But without the crying."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, and full of alcohol."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, and full of alcohol."
"We all love James, in the same way that one might love a retarded child or a dog with 3 legs"
My History teacher talking about the class prick.
My History teacher talking about the class prick.
Not really a quote but per say but....
My friend was lecturing me about something obviously awesome and hilarious I did...
"You know, for somebody who thinks so highly of himself, sometimes you can sure be really fucking stup...." thumpthumpthumpthump crash....*groan* as he falls down the stairs.
I think after the three seconds of pure shock wore off I wet myself laughing. And I didn't even check to see if he was Ok.
Wintercreeper.... I could totally fell the metal there.
My friend was lecturing me about something obviously awesome and hilarious I did...
"You know, for somebody who thinks so highly of himself, sometimes you can sure be really fucking stup...." thumpthumpthumpthump crash....*groan* as he falls down the stairs.
I think after the three seconds of pure shock wore off I wet myself laughing. And I didn't even check to see if he was Ok.
Also, just because everyone is doing it....The87Italians said:
Wintercreeper.... I could totally fell the metal there.
Alright today in History.
Girl: Hey check out my new ring, it's a teddy bear!
Me: Those look like a pair of testicles
Girl: THEY DO NOT!
Me: Really? Go ask Chris see what he says. (Chris is the class White guy)
Girl: *walks up to Chris and says out loud* ARE THESE TESTICLES?
Girl: Hey check out my new ring, it's a teddy bear!
Me: Those look like a pair of testicles
Girl: THEY DO NOT!
Me: Really? Go ask Chris see what he says. (Chris is the class White guy)
Girl: *walks up to Chris and says out loud* ARE THESE TESTICLES?
My extremely drunk friend is doing a personality test online, made by some superficial women's magazine. It's about what kind of a boyfriend he is. He finishes the test, which tells him that he's a Dream Come True.
"I'm a dream come true!"
He stands up to cheer, and realizes that his pants have just fallen off, then sits back down, pretty much passes out, spills his beer on the floor, and sets his sofa on fire with a cigarette.
"Yes you are, yes you are.."
"I'm a dream come true!"
He stands up to cheer, and realizes that his pants have just fallen off, then sits back down, pretty much passes out, spills his beer on the floor, and sets his sofa on fire with a cigarette.
"Yes you are, yes you are.."
I have of bunch of good ones fom me and my friends, I just can't remember most of them right now (I'll edit them in later).
*walks into room holding a half-eaten dog treat*
"I can see why Jazz (his dog) likes these now, they taste like shit."
"Hey, life's a *****, 'cause if it were a slut it'd be easy"
*walks into room holding a half-eaten dog treat*
"I can see why Jazz (his dog) likes these now, they taste like shit."
"Hey, life's a *****, 'cause if it were a slut it'd be easy"
