Hilariously bad adaptation ideas

[Yegargeburble]

You know, I would be somewhat interested in a Half-Life musical...sounds strange enough to work.

Have to say that the worst idea ever was to let whomever made the most recent I am Legend adaptation make it.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Manhunt: Wii Massacre!
Fallout 3: Wiisteland!
Halo: Wii Edition
Saints Row 2: Wii Row!

Actucally, any game that didn't use motion senstive controls converted to Wii form.

 

[timmytom1]

What would Skorge do in this opera?

Dance around in a semi-threatening manner before leaving the stage anticlimactically.

So true to the spirit of the game then?

 

[angryscotsman93]

A Midsummer's Night's Dream's Revenge: you know that donkey dude from the play? Yeah, he's pissed for some reason.

Game's only selling point: your character has a donkey head, so you could close your eyes, imitate Eddie Murphy, and pretend you're watching Shrek instead of playing THIS gobshite.

 

[Yokai]

The Lord of the Rings as directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Bioshock the Saturday morning cartoon.
Half-Life MMORPG.
Hamlet: Or Not to Be, a first-person shooter based off Shakespeare's great drama.
Here's an excerpt from a cutscene screenplay:
*Hamlet enters room, Desert Eagle pointed at Claudius*
HAMLET: It ends here. I know what you've done to my father...to my family.
CLAUDIUS: *inspecting fingernails* You'd never understand. I did it because I had to.
HAMLET: Grr...I don't have time for this! *cocks gun*
CLAUDIUS: What's the hurry, nephew?
*Hamlet glances to his right and dives behind a divan, narrowly missed by a hail of bullets*
*Enter Laertes from behind a tapestry in knight's armor carrying a smoking minigun*
CLAUDIUS: You don't have time, Hamlet? No. I don't have time. No time at all for dealing with meddling fools who get in the way of my plans. Laertes, execute him!
*Laertes nods silently, closeup of minigun barrels beginning to spin*
*Boss battle begins*

 

[Twilight_guy]

Barbie Horse adventure: Extreme gore and blood edition.

The wizard of Oz: The game

Anything having to do with the Legend of Zelda besides a video game.

 

[Overlord Moo]

Call of Duty: the Opra

 

[SharPhoe]

Fallout 3: Wiisteland!

You want to know what's really sad?

How very CATCHY that title sounds.

 

[angryscotsman93]

Master Chief-Brand Protein Shakes: "Bring out the SPARTAN in YOU!"

Reason why: would most likely get sued by the U.S. Navy for the use of the Master Chief Petty Officer rank in such a stupid manner.

 

[Draxonicar]

Barrens Chat: the musical

COPS: Crash Bandicoot edition

Frogger: the animated series

OBJECTION!: the movie, starring Stephen Colbert

Pac Man: the horror movie

 

[Dragon Zero]

Call of Duty: the Opra

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/1/14/

That is my answer to you and your cool avatar sir!

EDIT: An Onimusha Smash Brothers knock off.... oh wait a minute.
Castlevania: the teen drama
Halo Coloring books
Assassins Creed crime drama
Tom Clancy's Rainbow six party

 

[Acervusvlos]

"The Sims: The Movie"

That'd be a horrible ide.... Oh wait.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sims#Film

 

[Choppie6]

Generic Mute Protagonist : The Movie

Introduction: " . . . . . . . . . . . . . "

 

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[sagacious]

Halo: the animated series
Halo: the musical
Halo's campaign (loved the multiplayer though.)

Half-life sitcom

Live action Transf.... oh, wait

Live action G.I. Joe... really? WTF?

a classical concert where they play videogame music...
OHHH GAWD DAMN IT!!!

 

[EviladeBlazingDemon]

Bioshock - The Bollywood Ballet type thing On Ice starring:
Zac Afron, Jim Carrey, Britney Spears.

Oh, and Uwe Boll made it.

 

[Killcushley]

Ali G Versus Hannible and the Army Of Darkness in Circus

 

[A Raging Emo]

"Next, on CBeebies, Postman BIOSHOCK, a fun new program for all of your kiddies to enjoy!"

 

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