Hilariously Inappropriate Gym Music

[Nimzabaat]

At the gym where I work out they play a song that's part of their advertising. I can't seem to find a clip, that's actually a good thing. Anyways, the main lyric is "we will stand and deliver, we will never stop." It's suppose to pump people up but I keep thinking of the earlier meaning for "stand and deliver" which basically means give up (well more accurately "stand still and deliver your possessions to me"). I guess that makes the song an oxymoron?

 

[cojo965]

I have one now
Awkwardness abound for the ladies.

 

[Glongpre]

There was this one guy who put on some kind of jazz. It was really soft, and instrumental, if I remember correctly. He asked me if I would mind if he changed the music, I said "Nah, go ahead". Immediately regret that decision.

Still hit a deadlift PR though. I pretty much zone out during sets. FOCUS!!!

 

[09philj]

Space Lion by Yoko Kano and Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush. They have neither a cohesive rhythm or beat to follow, or an angry man shouting at you for encouragement.

 

[Tsun Tzu]

I have a perfect one-

Spoiler: Everyone Has AIDS

...Sniped. D:

Hm. In honor of Fallout's impending randiance, I propose

Spoiler: The Ink Blots - I Don't Want to Set the World On Fire

and

Spoiler: Lonely Island - Jizz in My Pants

would work fairly well.

Also,

Spoiler: Liz Phair - Flower

while making meaningful eye contact with everyone in your immediate vicinity.

 

[C_sector]

Sex Machine Electro

https://youtu.be/TUX-lkwzCV0


What's more disquieting about this one is that it has some fake orgasm sounds mixed in with the electro..... at least i 'think' its fake

 

[Cowabungaa]

Sex Machine Electro

https://youtu.be/TUX-lkwzCV0


What's more disquieting about this one is that it has some fake orgasm sounds mixed in with the electro..... at least i 'think' its fake

I'd pop that on my phone and through headphones something fierce though, because my god the cheese factor and the untz untz untz-ness of it makes it perfect for the gym. Because god damn if that don't make you feel good about yourself; fuck yeah I am a sex machine, PUMP THAT IRON OH YEEEAAAH!

 

[Zen Bard]

I once saw a guy doing massive deadlifts while rocking out to Adele's "Rollin' in the Deep".

Don't if that's necessarily inappropriate, but I found it a hysterically funny song to use for work out motivation.

 

[mysecondlife]

I'm sorry but this is the only correct answer.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

I once saw a guy doing massive deadlifts while rocking out to Adele's "Rollin' in the Deep".

Don't if that's necessarily inappropriate, but I found it a hysterically funny song to use for work out motivation.

Wonder how you would react to me doing deads to Florence and the Machine....

 

[Artina89]

I don't know if this has already been mentioned:


or...


and I just thought of this:


...Actually if a gym played any of these songs, I would probably go, just to say that I went there, and I don't really like gyms, I prefer going for a run outside.

 

[Vigormortis]

Welp, just remember that you asked for this....

Spoiler

And a bonus! Double Peter Gabriel-

Are these inappropriate enough? Have I not gone far enough? Have I gone too far (again)?

Either way, these are guaranteed to get you laughs, confused stares, or fired. Good luck.

 

[Zen Bard]

I once saw a guy doing massive deadlifts while rocking out to Adele's "Rollin' in the Deep".

Don't if that's necessarily inappropriate, but I found it a hysterically funny song to use for work out motivation.

Wonder how you would react to me doing deads to Florence and the Machine....

About the same way...

 

[d00mMarinEBG]

The soundtrack to Stubbs the zombie and God Hand

 

[MeatMachine]

I heard The Sound of Silence played in a gym once.
I was confused.