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ChupathingyX

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Beliyal said:
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Inglourious Basterds.
I'm pretty sure that isn't how Hitler died, but I could be wrong.
You expect historical accuracy from TARANTINO?
I always viewed Inglorious Basterds more like an alternate reality than as a real historical movie. I'm pretty sure that Hitler's death is not the only inaccurate event, as most characters and other events are also completely fictional. I saw it as an "what if" type of a movie that is only set in a certain period, but actually makes its own story.
My original comment was meant as a joke, don't take it seriously.

I really enjoyed the film, and I'm pretty sure Tarantino isn't dumb enough to make Hitler die that way and call it a "historical film".

I think MovieBob said something like the movie is supposed to be some kind of parody of the film industry, and how we, the audience, would react to seeing Jews massacring Germans and Nazis.
 

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Shit was way inaccurate. Everyone knows King Richard the Lionheart would have gone to Camelot during the dancing and singing because he was an avid fan of musicals and show tunes.
 

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Th3Ch33s3Cak3 said:
Gladiator. To my knowlage, the Romans never used the bow and arrow in their military.
True and false. Armies under the Roman banner did, in fact, make use of archery as did every army worth the name, however, by the time we would be talking in terms of a professional army those taking to the field bow in hand weren't Roman, but Provincial Auxiliaries who would be rewarded with Roman citizenship (and a few of the other benefits mainliners received upon completing their 25 years) upon retirement. It's a false difference to make between the provincials and everyone else in the army since most of the heavy infantry were barbarians (lots of Germans) by the late BCs and ADs anyway, but that specific detail remains accuratish.
 

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Anything ever made by Hollywood. Ever.

But I'm going to go with "Outpost". I'm pretty sure the Nazis never perfected immortality. :p
 

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ravensheart18 said:
You know you are all describing things that were designed for entertainment, inspired by historic events, and are not documentaries, right? Little details don't matter, they are writing what they think will be entertaining.
There's a fine line between "inspired by historic events" and "a fantasy story set in an alternate universe", which a lot of Hollywood movies tend to cross.
 

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In that new Robin Hood film, when the french were invading, they were using landing crafts that most definetely not been invented in the 12th century, or for another few centuries after that. also, While king Richard was killed by a crossbow bolt, it didn't go through his neck, but his shoulder, which then got infected, and he died several days later.
 

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BlackStar42 said:
Pretty much every WWII movie ever made where America saves the day single-handedly. I'm looking at you, Saving Private Ryan. Has there ever been a movie about the Eastern Front?
Yes. I think. It was a Russian movie. And it was violent. Can't recall the name...

OT: Most movies where there are Russians. They either speak English, or 'Russian'. What, can't they hire actual Russian actors? The most recent movie I remember with proper Russian is (guh) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull... and that's only because Steven Spielberg's rule of, if they are from a country, get actors from there.
 

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I got annoyed at Pride & Prejudice & Zombies when Darcy's extremely English housekeeper greets Elizabeth in a kimono and bound feet. All kinds of wrong. Yes, it's a parody but really now! /pet peeve

The rest of the book isn't all that good either. Funny in parts but not that good. Cover is AWESOME though so I do want to get rid of it... >_>

The 13th Warrior film is another. People that live in the same tiny village speaking 3 separate languages - plus one fellah who spoke Swedish with a Finnish accent IIRC - is not all that believable. Amused and annoyed me at the same time.
 

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Sizzle Montyjing said:
Pretty much every WW2 film ever made.
I am getting so fed up with no other country being mentioned other than
TEH AMERICAN SAVIOURS!!!111!!1!
We get it.
You helped.
...Eventually.
While I agree with you that we get a little more credit then we deserve. You also have to realize that before we got involved with the war. We were constantly supplying ships and everything to Britain, and other countries. So we didn't just get get in the war years after it began. We were somewhat there from the start.

OT: Its been said a lot already but, 300 and Gladiator. Though I like the movies.
 

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Oh, and in Black Hawk Down, ignoring the rest of the inaccuracies, one small one that bugged me was that in the helicopter, one person was reading a book in paperback. The movie takes place in 1993. This particular book wasn't in paperback at that time.
 

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300 and Gladiator are pretty popular choices, and would have been my choice if not already picked apart.

Some above mentioned Braveheart. Wallace would have not been running around in a tunic. Since he was in the transitional period of armor, he would have been using a coat of plates and partially articulated legs and arms. Also when charging the British, he didn't change his weapon every few feet (sometimes to nothing at all).

Th3Ch33s3Cak3 said:
Gladiator. To my knowledge, the Romans never used the bow and arrow in their military.
Yes they did, pretty much everyone up until the gunpowder age had bowmen. While their archers were not always Romans, they still used mercenary bows and cavalry quite often.
 

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Agow95 said:
In that new Robin Hood film, when the french were invading, they were using landing crafts that most definetely not been invented in the 12th century, or for another few centuries after that. also, While king Richard was killed by a crossbow bolt, it didn't go through his neck, but his shoulder, which then got infected, and he died several days later.
Nor could King Richard actually speak English, having only spent around 4 months of his life in England by the time he died.
He did die assaulting a fortress, but it was after leaping off a boat on the shoreline wearing no armour whatsoever, not sitting on a horse in full mail.

Oh, and there's no shoreline underneath the cliffs of Dover unless I'm very much mistaken...
 

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I'm not American, but after taking an American History course I can safely say that the film "Thirteen Days" is historically inaccurate. The film is about The Cuban Missile Crisis and according to the film, Kennedy took all his advice from a fictional character, The Russian's side of the debate doesn't exist, and it never explains how or why the Missiles were in Cuba in the first place (again, making this movie showing only the American side). You can probably see where I am going with this, but seriously, these mistakes were big enough that our class had a two day discussion about it.
 

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redisforever said:
BlackStar42 said:
Pretty much every WWII movie ever made where America saves the day single-handedly. I'm looking at you, Saving Private Ryan. Has there ever been a movie about the Eastern Front?
Yes. I think. It was a Russian movie. And it was violent. Can't recall the name...
You thinking of `Enemy At The Gates`, by any chance?
 

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redisforever said:
BlackStar42 said:
Pretty much every WWII movie ever made where America saves the day single-handedly. I'm looking at you, Saving Private Ryan. Has there ever been a movie about the Eastern Front?
Yes. I think. It was a Russian movie. And it was violent. Can't recall the name...
The brilliant "Stalingrad" (the German movie) is in the Russian Front, and it's simply superb. Then again, there's "Enemy at the Gates", which can suck a horse's dick.
 

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Jake Lewis Clayton said:
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Two Americans serving with the RAF.
Your not exactly a history buff are you?

Before pearl harbour there was alot of Americans in the british RAF, it was their only way to get involved in the war really.
Americans were prohibited from joining the RAF by the Neutrality Acts. Those who did so anyway had to pass themselves off as Canadian. The official law required they be stripped of their citizenship for doing, so none of the 9,000 or so American pilots flying in the RAF were technically American citizens while serving, but no one seemed inclined to enforce the law once the Axis declared war on the US.
 

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Lt_Bromhead said:
Just wondering what you mean by the Zulu track in the background...?

OT: 300. The whole damned thing, pretty much. :p
Then again, one could argue against this - as the story of 300 was the battle as told by Dilios, and as first hand accounts by Spartans go, that was likely pretty much how they would have told the tale. Especially if appealing for help...
except that the spartans did not participate in the war after thermopylae, 300 was all their tiny little slave-state of pedo-flavored angry gay men could afford without losing control of their own country. much less send a contingent of ten thousand soldiers.

here's one: that watchmen movie! almost NONE of that happened in the 80s, and i checked, nixon was only elected twice!

*rolls away in laughter-propelled sportscar*