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BlackStar42 said:
Pretty much every WWII movie ever made where America saves the day single-handedly. I'm looking at you, Saving Private Ryan. Has there ever been a movie about the Eastern Front?
Yes. There is obviously "Der Untergang" , which deals with the fall of Berlin. Then there's "Stalingrad", a German/Russian movie about the siege of Stalingrad.
Hollywood gave us "Enemy at the Gates" but when watching that I can't help but feel a very strong political message in it.

Eastern-front movies generally tend to be European made, because a certain party didn't play a role in it.
 

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Valagetti said:
And Pirates of the Caribean, the ships have propellers. You can tell by the water trends they make.
You may also have noticed that Pirates of the Caribbean is a film series where a made-up British colony is repeatedly threatened by zombies and the embodiment of a symbolic myth about death at sea, such menaces thwarted only by an incompetent and (comparatively) very hygienic pirate captain sailing on a succession of ships, all of which ignore the period "No women on board" rule.

I think we can allow propellers in this case.
Actually there is a British colony in the the Caribbean called port royal.
Yes, thank you, that's already been pointed out. But does the real Port Royal actually bear any resemblance to the fictional one? It's such a generic name that if they don't I really see no reason to believe they are the same place.
 

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Just wondering what you mean by the Zulu track in the background...?

OT: 300. The whole damned thing, pretty much. :p
Then again, one could argue against this - as the story of 300 was the battle as told by Dilios, and as first hand accounts by Spartans go, that was likely pretty much how they would have told the tale. Especially if appealing for help...
except that the spartans did not participate in the war after thermopylae, 300 was all their tiny little slave-state of pedo-flavored angry gay men could afford without losing control of their own country. much less send a contingent of ten thousand soldiers.

here's one: that watchmen movie! almost NONE of that happened in the 80s, and i checked, nixon was only elected twice!

*rolls away in laughter-propelled sportscar*
Yes and I am fairly certain that there was no blue giants exploding Viet Cong during the Vietnam War. But I am pretty certain Watchman was supposed to show an alternate history where masked heroes actually roamed the streets kicking the crap out of criminals. Therefore I am uncertain that that movie qualifies as historically correct. :)
Neither does Fatherland or for that matter 1984.
 

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While king Richard was killed by a crossbow bolt, it didn't go through his neck, but his shoulder, which then got infected, and he died several days later.
Yup, but i liked the fact that they added the detail that he was shot by a boy (or in the films case, a cook) wielding a pan to fend off arrows and such. They didn't go into the detail that the captain of Richard's mercenaries later had the boy skinned alive, but frankly i don't blame them.

Robin Hood was a good film, and if a films are blatantly not trying to be historically accurate then why shouldn't they be allowed to? Robin Hood was an example of this, as was Gladiator to i suppose. What i don't really like is films where it's implied that the depicted events are accurate, because typically there are inaccuracies.

Still, i can forgive simple factual inaccuracies, history's a very big subject area after all. What irks me though is films where the inaccuracies have societal/political implications- Braveheart for instance, which pretty much robs Robert the Bruce of all the credit he deserves for his campaign against the English.
 

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I've got a buddy who's a movie buff, and he loves pointing out things like this, especially the inaccuracies of the soldiers uniforms (he's a marine.) In fact, he's the one who told me that there is some law in America that states that in every movie in which a soldier is depicted, there has to be something wrong with it. Go ahead and check it out: find ANY movie where an American soldier is portrayed, and look for something wrong with his uniform.
 

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Fangobra said:
Valagetti said:
And Pirates of the Caribean, the ships have propellers. You can tell by the water trends they make.
You may also have noticed that Pirates of the Caribbean is a film series where a made-up British colony is repeatedly threatened by zombies and the embodiment of a symbolic myth about death at sea, such menaces thwarted only by an incompetent and (comparatively) very hygienic pirate captain sailing on a succession of ships, all of which ignore the period "No women on board" rule.

I think we can allow propellers in this case.
Fair point, although they did have historical consultants on hand to try and create an authentic setting. That's the key distinction to make I think; authenticity rather than accuracy.

If I might just pull you up on the "made-up British colony" bit; Port Royal was a real place in Jamaica, then a British colony. Although it wasn't the civilised, cultured, doily-filled idyll shown in the films. Rather, it was much like Tortuga as depicted in the films, a proper hive of scum'n'villainy and naturally a key pirate port. When it was pulverised by an earthquake in 1692, people tutted and remarked that it was due to God wrathfully wiping the place off the map.
 

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Dusty Fred said:
Fangobra said:
Valagetti said:
And Pirates of the Caribean, the ships have propellers. You can tell by the water trends they make.
You may also have noticed that Pirates of the Caribbean is a film series where a made-up British colony is repeatedly threatened by zombies and the embodiment of a symbolic myth about death at sea, such menaces thwarted only by an incompetent and (comparatively) very hygienic pirate captain sailing on a succession of ships, all of which ignore the period "No women on board" rule.

I think we can allow propellers in this case.
Fair point, although they did have historical consultants on hand to try and create an authentic setting. That's the key distinction to make I think; authenticity rather than accuracy.

If I might just pull you up on the "made-up British colony" bit; Port Royal was a real place in Jamaica, then a British colony. Although it wasn't the civilised, cultured, doily-filled idyll shown in the films. Rather, it was much like Tortuga as depicted in the films, a proper hive of scum'n'villainy and naturally a key pirate port. When it was pulverised by an earthquake in 1692, people tutted and remarked that it was due to God wrathfully wiping the place off the map.
Yeah, that was what I was just saying to the last guy who said that. "Port Royal" is too generic a name to imply a specific place because it sounds like the archetypal British colony name for any franchise using that era: undescriptive, shamelessly imperious and Neo-english. So unless the location in the film does actually mimic the real port in some meaningful way (which you have just said it doesn't) then I see no reason to presume they are the same place.
 

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I don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but the Disney movie Pocahontas was filled with historical, and geological inaccuracies.
First of all, Pocahontas was not some tall, willowy super-model; at the time the film took place, she was a average to plain looking teenager (14-16). And John Smith was a short, fat, (possibly balding) man with brown hair, he was not a tall, slender blond Adonis.

As for the geological inaccuracies, the movie showed tall cliffs and waterfalls near the coast of the bay (Chesapeake Bay to be specific), which is totally impossible. The area near the coast line is the Tidewater region, and is totally flat. The only area in the entire state that would have cliffs or waterfalls is the mountainous region on most western third of the state, over a hundred miles away from the coast.

There were many more errors in that movie, but I can't remember them at this time.
 

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Fangobra said:
Yeah, that was what I was just saying to the last guy who said that. "Port Royal" is too generic a name to imply a specific place because it sounds like the archetypal British colony name for any franchise using that era: undescriptive, shamelessly imperious and Neo-english. So unless the location in the film does actually mimic the real port in some meaningful way (which you have just said it doesn't) then I see no reason to presume they are the same place.
When I saw the first film I did think "Port Royal" was a generic name so, yeah, I agree it does have that kind of ring to it. Indeed, there were/are several other places so-named around the globe. I just assumed it was meant to be the Jamaican Port Royal because that puts it square in the Caribbean and near to Tortuga. On the other hand, I note from IMDB that the film wasn't shot in Jamaica at any point and the island isn't mentioned by name that I can recall. I'm therefore content to file it under 'uncertain'.
 

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Two Americans serving with the RAF.
Your not exactly a history buff are you?

Before pearl harbour there was alot of Americans in the british RAF, it was their only way to get involved in the war really.
Aye, but in the film it's 2 members of the american airforce flying with the RAF, not actual volunteers.
 

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Coldster said:
I'm not American, but after taking an American History course I can safely say that the film "Thirteen Days" is historically inaccurate. The film is about The Cuban Missile Crisis and according to the film, Kennedy took all his advice from a fictional character, The Russian's side of the debate doesn't exist, and it never explains how or why the Missiles were in Cuba in the first place (again, making this movie showing only the American side). You can probably see where I am going with this, but seriously, these mistakes were big enough that our class had a two day discussion about it.
You're not an American, and you took the class willingly? What. Are. You?

'Mericuh has a really annoying history. I took the AP Course and fucking hated it.

Brief summary:

"We want independence"

"Pay us taxes"

"Let's go back to war"

"Stop this war"

"Stop slavery"

"Back to war"

"Stop this war" ....repeat last two until history is over.
And Europe's history isn't steeped in war after war after war? Most of them for conquering land and people, and because some guy in a rather large hat told them to
 

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The Patriot was one I forgot about.
In a real musket line battle, the first volleys were not fired at that short of range. At that range, the volley would outright decimate the majority of the enemy soldiers.
When Gibson and his kids ambush the British platoon, note how the very inaccurate pistol snags a killshot while Gibson is running.
I also love how in the final battle, the continental troops stop when they see the british reserves, let them fire, then continue the charge.
 

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artanis_neravar said:
xXAsherahXx said:
Coldster said:
I'm not American, but after taking an American History course I can safely say that the film "Thirteen Days" is historically inaccurate. The film is about The Cuban Missile Crisis and according to the film, Kennedy took all his advice from a fictional character, The Russian's side of the debate doesn't exist, and it never explains how or why the Missiles were in Cuba in the first place (again, making this movie showing only the American side). You can probably see where I am going with this, but seriously, these mistakes were big enough that our class had a two day discussion about it.
You're not an American, and you took the class willingly? What. Are. You?

'Mericuh has a really annoying history. I took the AP Course and fucking hated it.

Brief summary:

"We want independence"

"Pay us taxes"

"Let's go back to war"

"Stop this war"

"Stop slavery"

"Back to war"

"Stop this war" ....repeat last two until history is over.
And Europe's history isn't steeped in war after war after war? Most of them for conquering land and people, and because some guy in a rather large hat told them to
Yeah, but Europe has less stupid reasons for going to war, we don't have the large hat, just to idiot who told us it was a good idea to go to war.
 

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Fangobra said:
Dusty Fred said:
Fangobra said:
Valagetti said:
And Pirates of the Caribean, the ships have propellers. You can tell by the water trends they make.
You may also have noticed that Pirates of the Caribbean is a film series where a made-up British colony is repeatedly threatened by zombies and the embodiment of a symbolic myth about death at sea, such menaces thwarted only by an incompetent and (comparatively) very hygienic pirate captain sailing on a succession of ships, all of which ignore the period "No women on board" rule.

I think we can allow propellers in this case.
Fair point, although they did have historical consultants on hand to try and create an authentic setting. That's the key distinction to make I think; authenticity rather than accuracy.

If I might just pull you up on the "made-up British colony" bit; Port Royal was a real place in Jamaica, then a British colony. Although it wasn't the civilised, cultured, doily-filled idyll shown in the films. Rather, it was much like Tortuga as depicted in the films, a proper hive of scum'n'villainy and naturally a key pirate port. When it was pulverised by an earthquake in 1692, people tutted and remarked that it was due to God wrathfully wiping the place off the map.
Yeah, that was what I was just saying to the last guy who said that. "Port Royal" is too generic a name to imply a specific place because it sounds like the archetypal British colony name for any franchise using that era: undescriptive, shamelessly imperious and Neo-english. So unless the location in the film does actually mimic the real port in some meaningful way (which you have just said it doesn't) then I see no reason to presume they are the same place.
"Following Henry Morgan?s appointment as lieutenant governor, Port Royal began to change. Pirates were no longer needed to defend the city. The selling of slaves took on greater importance. Upstanding citizens disliked the reputation the city had acquired. In 1687, Jamaica passed anti-piracy laws. Instead of being a safe haven for pirates, Port Royal became noted as their place of execution. Gallows Point welcomed many to their death, including Charles Vane and Calico Jack, who were hanged in 1720. Two years later, forty-one pirates met their death in one month." This seems to describe the Port Royal in the film, and the film took place around 1740. So it is very reasonable to assume that it was Port Royal Jamaica. Also in the 18th century there were at least a dozen female pirates so that "no women on the ship" thing doesn't always apply. Although at the beginning of the first one Gibbs does mention that it is bad luck, and Jack has never been one to care, and Barbossa was already cursed adn had a reason to bring her along. Oh and Jack isn't bumbling he has been shown time and time again to be using that as an act to throw people off from how good he really is at what he does
 

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BlackStar42 said:
Pretty much every WWII movie ever made where America saves the day single-handedly. I'm looking at you, Saving Private Ryan. Has there ever been a movie about the Eastern Front?
Yes plenty. Big portion of the ones I know are Finnish.
Eastern front movies:

Enemy at the gate
Stalingrad
Leningrad
Talvisota (The winter war)
Tuntematon sotilas (the unknown soldier)
Rukajärven tie (Ambush)
Tali-Ihantala 1944
Etulinjan-edessä (Beyond Enemy Lines)
Come and see
 

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xXAsherahXx said:
artanis_neravar said:
xXAsherahXx said:
Coldster said:
I'm not American, but after taking an American History course I can safely say that the film "Thirteen Days" is historically inaccurate. The film is about The Cuban Missile Crisis and according to the film, Kennedy took all his advice from a fictional character, The Russian's side of the debate doesn't exist, and it never explains how or why the Missiles were in Cuba in the first place (again, making this movie showing only the American side). You can probably see where I am going with this, but seriously, these mistakes were big enough that our class had a two day discussion about it.
You're not an American, and you took the class willingly? What. Are. You?

'Mericuh has a really annoying history. I took the AP Course and fucking hated it.

Brief summary:

"We want independence"

"Pay us taxes"

"Let's go back to war"

"Stop this war"

"Stop slavery"

"Back to war"

"Stop this war" ....repeat last two until history is over.
And Europe's history isn't steeped in war after war after war? Most of them for conquering land and people, and because some guy in a rather large hat told them to
Yeah, but Europe has less stupid reasons for going to war, we don't have the large hat, just to idiot who told us it was a good idea to go to war.
Less stupid reasons then wanting our freedom and wanting to end slavery? like what? Conquering France? Attempting to conquer the world, over and over and over. Killing all of the Muslims and Jews that they could find?
 

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RoBi3.0 said:
Heimir said:
Don't remember when but someone told me I was a moron when I said Alfred Nobel invented dynamite.

http://inventors.about.com/od/dstartinventions/a/Alfred_Nobel.htm

He then told me to go f**k myself and that I was a communist.

Americans, you need to put those guys in the looney bin asap ;) They're bad for your image.
That guy was a wank. Of course Alfred Nobel invented dynamite. He invented it to aid in mining and was completely horrified when humans started using it to kill each other. This is the main reason why Alfred established the Nobel Peace Prize.

Not all Americans are wank myself included. :(
Alfred Nobel actually hoped that people would stop waging wars when a complete army could be wiped out in moments with explosives. Ah if he only had known how that particular theory would work out...
 

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Aye, but in the film it's 2 members of the american airforce flying with the RAF, not actual volunteers.
That actually wouldn't be too far off either. There were a lot of what we now would call 'military consultants' being passed back and forth among England, China, and the US. It came out a few years back that (big surprise) the Flying Tigers were actually a US military black op, much as the Condor Legion was a German military op in Spain. With the same paper thin excuse even: 'volunteers' and 'mercenaries'.

However, if you're picking on the fact at the time there was no separate 'air force' then I agree.


It's not a movie, but at times World of Tanks really burns my buns. I understand the need for game balance, but frankly it's becoming an excuse for poor implementation of some of WWII's more unique tanks and weapons, particularly among the 'Premium' tanks.

Serious beeves:

M4 Sherman - grotesquely over powered compared to their real life equivalents. A common problem Shermans had was the inability to penetrate German armor. In game M4's weapons can penetrate a Panther. In real life that would be an amazingly lucky shot.

M4A2E8 - The devs need to quit smoking so much grass. While the gun and suspension upgrades did improve things, this one still 'Lights up the first time, Every time'. This tank was NOT the post war Isreali M-50 Super Sherman, which actually did bring the Sherman up to a comparable level with Panthers etc. A Panther was quite capable of taking a direct hit from a 105 at close range with near zero damage, according to a report received by Eisenhower. The 75 and 76mm had a very, very hard time with these. In game, however...

Skoda T-25 - This tank was designed with the Skoda 7.5cm A18 KwK, a semi-automatic gun with an autoloader and drum magazine, which set it apart from the other proposed designs submitted when Germany began designing the Panther. The in game tank is barely on par with the Pz4 and lacks it's signature weapon system, which set it apart from the pack. It has been suggested that if Germany had adopted this tank, given Skoda's projected ability to produce and distribute them, that Russia would have had a much, much bloodier advance on Berlin, possibly stalling it all together. Fortunately, Hitler was crazy.

Paper Project tanks in General - While I'm sure everyone would have gotten bored with the few tank lines that were actually used in WWII, they really should have made the paper project tanks Premium.

The 88mm - WTF? This weapon is and was considered the second most deadly weapon of WWII by most sources (the first being the atomic bomb). It combined accuracy, penetration, and high firepower in a mobile platform, and was used in one form or another against almost every conceivable target in the war. It should not have trouble penetrating a Sherman. ANY Sherman. While, I know, game balance, this nerf gets a bit ridiculous at times.
 

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artanis_neravar said:
xXAsherahXx said:
artanis_neravar said:
xXAsherahXx said:
Coldster said:
I'm not American, but after taking an American History course I can safely say that the film "Thirteen Days" is historically inaccurate. The film is about The Cuban Missile Crisis and according to the film, Kennedy took all his advice from a fictional character, The Russian's side of the debate doesn't exist, and it never explains how or why the Missiles were in Cuba in the first place (again, making this movie showing only the American side). You can probably see where I am going with this, but seriously, these mistakes were big enough that our class had a two day discussion about it.
You're not an American, and you took the class willingly? What. Are. You?

'Mericuh has a really annoying history. I took the AP Course and fucking hated it.

Brief summary:

"We want independence"

"Pay us taxes"

"Let's go back to war"

"Stop this war"

"Stop slavery"

"Back to war"

"Stop this war" ....repeat last two until history is over.
And Europe's history isn't steeped in war after war after war? Most of them for conquering land and people, and because some guy in a rather large hat told them to
Yeah, but Europe has less stupid reasons for going to war, we don't have the large hat, just to idiot who told us it was a good idea to go to war.
Less stupid reasons then wanting our freedom and wanting to end slavery? like what? Conquering France? Attempting to conquer the world, over and over and over. Killing all of the Muslims and Jews that they could find?
Most of our wars have been for bad reasons (Spanish American, WWI, Philippines, Vietnam, Korea, 1812, all of those were for literally no good reason at all, containment my ass America you want to stay on top). Ending slavery and becoming independent were our only good ideas. It should have been common sense to end slavery anyways.

WWII was to prevent the destruction of many nationalities and ethnicities and was primarily European. The good many of the rest were either for religion or territory (Crusades, 30 Years)
 

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xXAsherahXx said:
artanis_neravar said:
xXAsherahXx said:
artanis_neravar said:
xXAsherahXx said:
Coldster said:
I'm not American, but after taking an American History course I can safely say that the film "Thirteen Days" is historically inaccurate. The film is about The Cuban Missile Crisis and according to the film, Kennedy took all his advice from a fictional character, The Russian's side of the debate doesn't exist, and it never explains how or why the Missiles were in Cuba in the first place (again, making this movie showing only the American side). You can probably see where I am going with this, but seriously, these mistakes were big enough that our class had a two day discussion about it.
You're not an American, and you took the class willingly? What. Are. You?

'Mericuh has a really annoying history. I took the AP Course and fucking hated it.

Brief summary:

"We want independence"

"Pay us taxes"

"Let's go back to war"

"Stop this war"

"Stop slavery"

"Back to war"

"Stop this war" ....repeat last two until history is over.
And Europe's history isn't steeped in war after war after war? Most of them for conquering land and people, and because some guy in a rather large hat told them to
Yeah, but Europe has less stupid reasons for going to war, we don't have the large hat, just to idiot who told us it was a good idea to go to war.
Less stupid reasons then wanting our freedom and wanting to end slavery? like what? Conquering France? Attempting to conquer the world, over and over and over. Killing all of the Muslims and Jews that they could find?
Most of our wars have been for bad reasons (Spanish American, WWI, Philippines, Vietnam, Korea, 1812, all of those were for literally no good reason at all, containment my ass America you want to stay on top). Ending slavery and becoming independent were our only good ideas. It should have been common sense to end slavery anyways.

WWII was to prevent the destruction of many nationalities and ethnicities and was primarily European. The good many of the rest were either for religion or territory.
WWI was aiding our allies while defdnign our trade routes and preventing Germany from convincing Mexico to invade us, Vietnam and Korea we were defending countries from hostile invasions, and France was involved in Vietnam. Korea was a UN conflict, including countries like England, Spain, Germany, and France. WWI was all of Europe as was WWII. The Spanish American War was in response to the way Spain was treating Cuba and the sinking of the USS Maine, which at the time was believed to have been a Spanish attack. 1812 was in response to England's illegal pressing of American soldiers into service in their navy. The Philippines was a revolution of them against the US after we bought the territory from Spain.