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Gethsemani_v1legacy

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Jean Poisson, Madame De Pompadour.

A woman from a family of town commoners in the 18th century rose to a position where she ran the day to day affairs of the French state instead of the King, Louis XV. She also designed buildings, clothes and decorations aswell as staged and directed plays.
 

The Fork of Truth

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Simo Hayha , "the White Death" 1905 - 2001 (already been mentioned at least twice, but never mind).

Why: He was a Finnish hunter and sniper who had over 700 Russian kills in the Winter War, and a hero who served his country in its darkest hour. He survived artillery strikes, counter-snipers, and a shot to the jaw that left "half his head missing".

Quotes:

"Practice," the reason he gave for being such a good shot.

"I did what I was told as well as I could," in response to being asked if he regretted killing so many.



The 18th Century French philosipher Voltaire is also someone I admire because of his wit, wisdom, and determination to say what he thought.
 

wootsniper

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i'd have to go for, hmmm.... myself.

but my second choice would be Julius Ceasar for whiping so many barbarian asses (and some roman)
 

ironlordthemad

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well i respect feets of impressive strength and fortitude, history is made by people going above and beyond

someone mentioned Rasbutin earlier and I have to admit his death is frankly the stuff of legend, but I also seen someone mentioning Simo Hayha, I didn't know who he was but then I googled it and then suddenly my jaw dropped

Simo Hayha has to be my vote, not just for his number of kills but the determination and devotion that man showed to his country, his techniques are also very good, holding snow in the mouth, nice one...
 

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Nobunaga Oda.

He was a perfect leader, charismatic, fair (Join or die) and he was feared by foes (He was known as The Demon King).

Also Simo Hayha, come on, 700 hundred with a M/28 Mosin Nagant and about 200 with a Suomi KP/-31, Sniper god he is.
Yes, I've always found him to be a fascinating figure, once I played Samurai Warriors and Kessen III I was compelled to learn more about him on the internets.
 

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odubya23 said:
nezroy said:
odubya23 said:
NordicWarrior said:
odubya23 said:
It won't be a farcicle French confidence game, you can bet on that.
I do have an open mind. Can you give me a website or book that you know of so I can check out what you said?
Here's one: http://www.unexplainable.net/artman/publish/article_6562.shtml
Um... all that site talks about is the fact that some remains that were purported to be hers really weren't hers, which isn't all that unusual. There are many claims made about the remains of various Saints because it's "serious business" for The Church. These claims are routinely investigated and often found to be false for whatever reason; either accidental identification, overzealous attribution, our outright hoax. This doesn't really have anything to do with her actual existence as an historic figure.

But whatever. I'm too paranoid now that I'm simply being trolled, and would rather talk to the rest of the fine folks in this thread :)
That's why you replied to me, right? You must be one of those posters with a PHD. Once one brick can be removed an entire building can come down. You just wrote that she could have been a hoax and a hisorical figure in the same paragraph, which makes very little sense.

You may wish to look up troll, by the way. Don't think that your entire 39 responses to his site gives you some kind of authority to label folk who have been here for a while. Tell you what, since you're so keen on imaginationary people, why don't you write Santa Claus for a dictionary.

Ok, I read that, but you said she was created during WWII, and even the article YOU gave me said she received sainthood in the 1920s, and the bone was found and declared HER in 1909.
 

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Niccolo Machiavelli, for the simple reason that The Prince is an excellent book.

Emily Bronte, for Wuthering Heights, which is also an excellent book.

And last, but not least, Frank Lloyd Wright. Pretty much everything he did was awesome.
 

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DagothGares said:
Winston Churchill for being a goddamn wit, excellent fencer apparently, having served in the front lines as a commander just so he could drink alcohol and several other reasons (we shall fight them! Fight them on the beaches!)
He also sent we Australians on a suicide mission at Gallipoli T_T Otherwise he was a pretty cool guy.

Personally I always found serial killers fascinating, particularly Jeffrey Dahmer. It's hard to think why someone would do something like what he did, but it's an interesting topic.
 

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Glefistus said:
I don't argue with mods much, but I almost went postal when everyone that named their favourite historical figure was put on probation.

EDIT: The OP wasnt even asking why at first.
Yeah, when I saw that one minute ago I was gonna PM you a sorry. Some people probably thought the four of you were deliberately doing it, they didn't know I hadn't been clear. I'm really very sorry.
 

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Neonbob said:
I have to go with my girlfriend.
Sure, there have been people in the past who have done some wonderful things, but none of them can hug me the same. :-D

On a less serious note, whoever created this site would probably be in second place for me.
Awh, you're so nice about your girlfriend. =P


OT:
I'd pick Jesus. The man's a genius and he set forth a new principals for people to follow, regardless if you believe in him or not, the whole "Turn the other cheek" thing has stopped me from doing a lot of bad stuff.
 

Neonbob

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VanityGirl said:
Neonbob said:
I have to go with my girlfriend.
Sure, there have been people in the past who have done some wonderful things, but none of them can hug me the same. :-D

On a less serious note, whoever created this site would probably be in second place for me.
Awh, you're so nice about your girlfriend. =P
Well, she's kept me for over 2 years, so I do believe she's earned that.
^_^
 

NordicWarrior

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odubya23 said:
NordicWarrior said:
odubya23 said:
nezroy said:
odubya23 said:
NordicWarrior said:
odubya23 said:
It won't be a farcicle French confidence game, you can bet on that.
I do have an open mind. Can you give me a website or book that you know of so I can check out what you said?
Here's one: http://www.unexplainable.net/artman/publish/article_6562.shtml
Um... all that site talks about is the fact that some remains that were purported to be hers really weren't hers, which isn't all that unusual. There are many claims made about the remains of various Saints because it's "serious business" for The Church. These claims are routinely investigated and often found to be false for whatever reason; either accidental identification, overzealous attribution, our outright hoax. This doesn't really have anything to do with her actual existence as an historic figure.

But whatever. I'm too paranoid now that I'm simply being trolled, and would rather talk to the rest of the fine folks in this thread :)
That's why you replied to me, right? You must be one of those posters with a PHD. Once one brick can be removed an entire building can come down. You just wrote that she could have been a hoax and a hisorical figure in the same paragraph, which makes very little sense.

You may wish to look up troll, by the way. Don't think that your entire 39 responses to his site gives you some kind of authority to label folk who have been here for a while. Tell you what, since you're so keen on imaginationary people, why don't you write Santa Claus for a dictionary.

Ok, I read that, but you said she was created during WWII, and even the article YOU gave me said she received sainthood in the 1920s, and the bone was found and declared HER in 1909.
I also said that records of her were fabricated, so, really, anything goes in regards to that. Why don't you find someone who was around before WWII and ask them if they had heard anything about her before the Germans invaded France.
Because whoever else I ask would not be the one who said she didn't exist and had no evidence to prove it. That would be you.
 

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Otto Von Bismarck. Because that man had a sexy, sexy brain. I admire a man who thinks.

Otherwise, really, there are way too many awesome/important figures in history.
 

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Simo Hayha
Simo Hayha had a fairly boring life in Finland. He served his one mandatory year in the military, and then became a farmer. But when the Soviet Union invaded his homeland in 1939, he decided he wanted to help his country.

Since the majority of fighting took place in the forest, he figured the best way to stop the invasion was to grab his trusty rifle, a couple of cans of food and hide in a tree all day shooting Russians. In six feet of snow. And 20-40 degrees below zero.


Can you spot Hayha? Neither could the Russians.

Of course when the Russians heard that dozens of their men were going down and that it was all one dude with a rifle, they got fucking scared. He became known as "The White Death" because of his white camouflage outfit, and they actually mounted whole missions just to kill that one guy.

They started by sending out a task force to find Hayha and take him out. He killed them all.

Then they tried getting together a team of counter-snipers (which are basically snipers that kill snipers) and sent them in to eliminate Hayha. He killed all of them, too.



Over the course of 100 days, Hayha killed 542 people with his rifle. He took out another 150 or so with his SMG, sending his credited kill-count up to 705.

Since everyone they had was either too dead or too scared to go anywhere near him, the Russians just carpet-bombed everywhere they thought he might be. Supposedly, they had the location right, and he actually got hit by a cloud of shrapnel that tore his coat up, but didn't actually hurt him, because he's the fucking White Death, damn it.

Finally on March 6th, 1940, some lucky bastard shot Hayha in the head with an exploding bullet. When some other soldiers found him and brought him back to base, he "had half his head missing." The White Death had finally been stopped...


...for about a week. In spite of having come down with a nasty case of shot-in-the-face syndrome, he was still very much alive, and regained consciousness on March 13, the very day the war ended.

Yogendra Singh Yadav
Yogendra Singh Yadav was a member of an Indian grenadier battalion during a conflict with Pakistan in 1999. Their mission was to climb "Tiger Hill" (actually a big-ass mountain), and neutralize the three enemy bunkers at the top. Unfortunately, this meant climbing up a sheer hundred-foot cliff-face of solid ice. Since they didn't want to all climb up one at a time with ice-axes, they decided they'd send one guy up, and he'd fasten the ropes to the cliff as he went, so everyone else could climb up the sissy way. Yadav, being awesome, volunteered.

Half way up the icy cliff-o'-doom, enemies stationed on an adjacent mountain opened fire, shooting them with an RPG, then spraying assault-rifle fire all over the cliff. Half his squad was killed, including the commander, and the rest were scattered and disorganized. Yadav, in spite of being shot three times, kept climbing.



When he reached the top, one of the target bunkers opened fire on him with machine guns. Yadav ran toward the hail of bullets, pitched a grenade in the window and killed everyone inside. By this point the second bunker had a clear shot and opened fire, so he ran at them, taking bullets while he did, and killed the four heavily-armed men inside with his bare hands.

Meanwhile, the remainder of his squad was standing at the top of the cliff staring at him saying, "dude, holy shit!" They then all went and took the third bunker with little trouble.

For his gallantry and sheer ballsiness, he was awarded the Param Vir Chakra, India's highest military award. Unlike the Medal of Honor, the Param Vir Chakra is only given for "rarest of the rare gallantry which is beyond the call of duty and which in normal life is considered impossible to do." That's right, you actually have to break the laws of reality just to be eligible.


It has only been awarded 21 times, and two thirds of the people who earned it died in the process. It was initially reported that Yadav had as well, but it turns out that they just mistook him for someone less badass. Or they just figured no real human being could survive a broken leg, shattered arm and 10-15 fresh bullet holes in one sitting.

Jack Churchill

An allied commander in WWII, and an avid fan of surfing, Captain Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill aka "Fighting Jack Churchill" aka "Mad Jack" was basically the craziest ************ in the whole damn war.

He volunteered for commando duty, not actually knowing what it entailed, but knowing that it sounded dangerous, and therefore fun. He is best known for saying that "any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed" and, in following with this, for carrying a sword into battle. In WWII. And not one of those sissy ceremonial things the Marines have. No, Jack carried a fucking claymore. And he used it, too. He is credited with capturing a total of 42 Germans and a mortar squad in the middle of the night, using only his sword.



Churchill and his team were tasked with capturing a German fortification creatively called "Point 622." Churchill took the lead, charging ahead of the group into the dark through the barbed wire and mines, pitching grenades as he went. Although his unit did their best to catch up, all but six of them were lost to silly things like death. Of those six, half were wounded and all any of them had left were pistols. Then a mortar shell swung in and killed/mortally wounded everyone who wasn't Jack Churchill.

When the Germans found him, he was playing "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his bagpipes. Oh, we didn't mention that? He carried them right next to his big fucking sword.

After being sent to a concentration camp, he got bored and left. Just walked out. They caught him again, and sent him to a new camp. So he left again. After walking 150 miles with only a rusty can of onions for food, he was picked up by the Americans and sent back to Britain, where he demanded to be sent back into the field, only to find out (with great disappointment) the war had ended while he was on his way there. As he later said to his friends, "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!"

Alvin York
Born to a family of redneck farmers from Tennessee, Alvin York spent much of his youth getting piss drunk in bars and getting into crazy barfights. When his friend got killed in one of the aforementioned barfights, he swore off the liquor, and became a pacifist. When he received his draft notice in 1917, York filed as a "conscientious objector" but was denied. They shipped his ass out to basic training.

About a year later, he was one of 17 men designated to sneak around and take out a fortified machine-gun encampment guarding a German railroad. As they were approaching, the gunners spotted them and opened fire, tearing nine of the men to pieces.


What's left of York's troupe.

The few survivors that didn't have enormous balls of steel ran away, leaving York standing there taking fire from 32 heavy machine gunners. As he said in his diary,

"I didn't have time to dodge behind a tree or dive into the brush, I didn't even have time to kneel or lie down. I had no time no how to do nothing but watch them-there German machine gunners and give them the best I had. Every time I seed a German I just touched him off. At first I was shooting from a prone position; that is lying down; just like we often shoot at the targets in the shooting matches in the mountains of Tennessee; and it was just about the same distance. But the targets here were bigger. I just couldn't miss a German's head or body at that distance. And I didn't."

After he killed the first 20 men or so, a German lieutenant got five guys together to try to take this guy from the side. York pulled out his Colt .45 (which only had eight bullets) and killed all of them with it, a practice he likened to "shoot[ing] wild turkeys back home."



At this point lieutenant Paul Jurgen Vollmer yelled out over the noise asking if York was English. See, in WWI, no one really took the Americans very seriously, and everyone thought of them as the rookies. Vollmer figured this crazy/awesome/ballsy soldier must be some kind of English superman who was showing these sissy Americans how it was done. When York said he was American, Vollmer replied "Good Lord! If you won't shoot any more I will make them give up."

Ten minutes later, 133 men came walking towards the remains of York's battalion. Lieutenant Woods, York's superior at first thought it was a German counter-attack until he saw York, who saluted and said "Corporal York reports with prisoners, sir." When the stunned officer asked how many, York replied "Honest, Lieutenant, I don't know."

Audie Murphy

When Audie Murphy applied to the Marines in 1942 at the tender age of 16, he was 5'5" and weighed 110 pounds. They laughed in his face. So he applied to the Air Force, and they also laughed in his face. Then he applied for the Army, and they figured they could always use another grunt to absorb gunfire, so they let him in. He wasn't particularly good at it, and they actually tried to get him transferred to be a cook after he passed out halfway through training. He insisted that he wanted to fight though, so they sent him into the maelstrom.

During the invasion of Italy he was promoted to corporal for his awesome shooting skills, and at the same time contracted malaria, which he had for almost the entire war. Try to remember that.



He was sent into southern France in 1944. He encountered a German machine gun crew who pretended they were surrendering, then shot his best buddy. Murphy completely hulked out, killed everyone in the gun nest, then used their weaponry to kill every baddie in a 100-yard radius, including two more machine gun nests and a bunch of snipers. They gave him a Distiguished Service Cross, and made him platoon commander while everyone apologized profusely for calling him "Shorty."

About half a year later, his company was given the job of defending the Colmar Pocket, a critical region in France, even though all they had left was 19 guys (out of the original 128) and a couple of M-10 Tank Destroyers.



The Germans showed up with a shitload of guys and half a dozen tanks. Since reinforcements weren't coming for a while, Murphy and his men hid in a trench and sent the M-10s to go do the heavy lifting. They got ripped to shreds.

Then, this five-and-a-half-foot-tall kid with malaria ran up to one of the crippled M-10s, hopped in behind the .50 cal machine gun, and started killing everything in sight. Understand that the M-10 was on fire, had a full tank of gas and was basically a death-trap.


He is a seriously tiny man.

He kept going for almost an hour until he was out of bullets, then walked back to his bewildered men as the M-10 exploded in the background Mad Max style. They gave him literally every medal they could (33 in all, although he had doubles of a few, plus five from France and one from Belgium), including the Medal of Honor.

After the war, he came down with Shell-Shock, and was prescribed the antidepressant placidyl. When he became addicted to the drug, rather than enter a program like some kind of sissy, he went cold-turkey, locked himself in a motel room for a week and got over it. He wrote an autobiography entitled To Hell and Back, and later became an actor.


Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html


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DoomyMcDoom

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Sir Arthur William Currie,
Lead us to victory in the battle of Vimy ridge...(WWI)
Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Currie
Awesome video series about the battle of vimy ridge : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHj88WeLohk&feature=player_embedded

yeah Canada rules
 

SendMeNoodz84

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You should all be ashamed of yo selves.

Jesus H. Christ for me.

My ass wants to get behind those pearly gates.
 

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Hitler.
Because he exterminated the jews? NO.
Because he was an amazing leader, and really interesting to research about? Yes.

Him or Che Guevara.