Mmm...I give him about 10 seconds. No. Wait. 5 years. Slowly, and painfully.Lt Blasphemer said:
Hitler asks for forgiveness.....
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Ask him, can he resurrect again should he die again...if the answer is yes then kill him 60 million times (the number of people that died during WW2) and only then accept his apology.
"eat yourself. stick your legs in your mouth, and continue. do it. no Mr. Hitler, I don't know why, just DO IT."
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I think he's put up with enough since the whole WW2 incident, having to star in all those unfunny "Hitler reacts to X being Y'd" youtube videos. I'd say we're about even. Come on home, 'dolfy, all is forgiven.
Well, trust would be an issue. Hitler is a massively charismatic guy. The scary thing about him isn't that he was a genocidal mass murderer, but that he was right about 99.9% of everything he said and believed, so that 00.01% of it kind of snuck up on you, and seemed reasonable to a lot of people when it eventually did show up.Con Carne said:
He's the kind of guy where I'd think if he was right there, he might be able to convince a lot of people to give him a second chance and well... how can you trust him?
If somehow you could verify his sincerity, then I'd probably put him to work on trying to fix the global economy. It would be a sign that he overcame his insanities, and really killing him would probably wind up accomplishing nothing... say all you want about revenge.
That's kind of a moot point though, because I don't think the sincere reform of Adolf Hitler could ever be proven to my satisfaction. In every single thing he did, I'd be looking for where it could go wrong, and I'd be wary of anyone who didn't look at him under that magnifying glass.
I guess the most fair way to deal with the situation, and to see if he was sincere, was to request he go to Isreal to answer for his crimes to them. If the Isrealis believe in his reform and are willing to let him go under THOSE circumstances... well, as I said, I think the guy probably has one of the finest economic minds in history.
"Find a way to simultaneously cure a terrible illness (cancer or aids), make me rich, and kill yourself slowly. If that's not possible, than one of the first two with the inherent 'kill yourself slowly,' please."
I would tell someone to give me a gun. At which point i would shoot him in the knee caps, and tell him to crawl with minimal food or water to ALL surviving families of holocaust victims and have to hear their story and let them all punch him in the balls.
If he doesnt kill himself by the time he is done then he will PERSONALLY build a monument to the sacrifices of all allied AND axis soldiers who died due to his insanity, and the mortar is his own semen.
If he somehow lives through that then he must go to the major military grave sites in all countries who lost soldiers to this and pull a press conference with a speech of apology.
If he is somehow still alive he is sentenced to 5 years in a maximum security prison.
If he survives ALL of this he is forgiven, HOWEVER he is to be locked in a set area in the mountains under armed guard he has one mile of land to live on, supplies will be bought to him, and he is not allowed to leave unless i say so.
Oh and we'll give him some paint and paint brushes or whatever since he loved art.
That would do it i think
If he doesnt kill himself by the time he is done then he will PERSONALLY build a monument to the sacrifices of all allied AND axis soldiers who died due to his insanity, and the mortar is his own semen.
If he somehow lives through that then he must go to the major military grave sites in all countries who lost soldiers to this and pull a press conference with a speech of apology.
If he is somehow still alive he is sentenced to 5 years in a maximum security prison.
If he survives ALL of this he is forgiven, HOWEVER he is to be locked in a set area in the mountains under armed guard he has one mile of land to live on, supplies will be bought to him, and he is not allowed to leave unless i say so.
Oh and we'll give him some paint and paint brushes or whatever since he loved art.
That would do it i think
Oh easy i say we go with war tribunal. I am a big believer in the need for regulation in the justice system. So ya he will be killed for war crimes by unanimous vote. If they were going for fitting punishment i would say death by human testing would be a fitting end.
I actually just went to the Holocaust Museum this week...needless to say I'm feeling pretty angry with Hitler. Death/life in prison is what he deserves.