HK-47 Day on April 7th

[Saskwach]

Exasperated Query: Why do American meatbags insist on utilising a counter-intuitive date system?

 

[griffinzz]

Exasperate Reply: That would be 7/4 not 4/7, meatbag.

Witty Insult: You aren't very bright are you, meatbag?

*Dark Side Points*

Side Comment: I am in this simply for the dark side points...

Exasperated retort: Only if you live in north America meatbag.

Condescending remark: Did your optical sensors fail you, so you missed the word international meatbag?

*Dark side points*

 

[griffinzz]

Biting Remark: Even in International, it is written 4 July, not 4/7, meatbag. You really must learn to think these things through before you type them meatbag, as you truly look the fool.

*Dark Side Point*

Biting retort: And the meatbag knows it better than one that lives someplace that is not North America? Check regional settings in your control panel if you do not believe me meatbag

*Dark Side points*

 

[Haliwali]

Unpleasant Statement: But if we put it in July, I won't be able to ki- I mean, startle my meatbag companions.

 

[Sib]

Exasperated reply: HK uses query, meatbag. Although I think both would work. (Now we find out I'm wrong)

Hey, this is pretty fun!

Query: Would we have to call Joe 'Master' in this case?

Respone: I would assume so, impersonator.

Query: Would this not become monotonous after a few hours?

 

[MindBullets]

Query: Would it be appropriate to initiate communications in this manner with other meatbags encountered in a non-computer based environment as well?

 

[Singing Gremlin]

Agreement: Indeed. But I am very sure that HK-47 only uses one word to label his clauses, or else they become too much of a novelty.

Chiding statement. I'm certain HK uses 'chiding statement' at some point. Certain, I tell you! Normally he sticks to one though.

 

[Break]

Validation: He does indeed use more than one word, where appropriate. I clearly recall a minor conversation event where the player is offended by HK-47 using the phrase "condescending explanation".

Statement: HK-47 only uses one word to describe his sentences. You are being needlessly verbose. Please rectify this problem, preferably by inserting yourself into the nearest ship's trash compacter.

Correction: That assertion is false. Perhaps you should refresh your memory of the HK series' speech protocols before attempting to advise others on their behaviour.

Aside: Not that I'd attempt to stop him from disposing of himself.

Suggestion: Perhaps this issue of which date format to use when deciding which day to hold "HK-47 Day" on can be resolved by holding the event in both April and July?

 

[Gigantor]

Angry Self-Flagellation: I completely forgot about this. I had my cold, robotic heart set on it too. Perhaps next year, provided no unfortunate disassembly should befall me by then.

 

[Janus Vesta]

Query: May we continue this trend of imitating the wonderful and talented assassin droid that is HK-47?

Musing: Perhaps we could extend this into a week long celebration.

Thoughtful Statement: It would, after all, be a waste to not use the most of our time to, take care, of our Masters?

 

[Janus Vesta]

Statement: HK-47 only uses one word to describe his sentences. You are being needlessly verbose. Please rectify this problem, preferably by inserting yourself into the nearest ship's trash compacter.

Snide Insinuation: Perhaps this ones memory core has malfunctioned. I believe he should undergo routine memory wipes until his problems have been resolved.

Threatening Suggestion: If all else fails, we may need to dis assemble his into his base components. Or better yet, slag.

 

[Janus Vesta]

Dissapointed Statement: It seems I have made some spelling mistakes, master. No doubt, the cause of this is my programming. I was never given the components for compitent typing. This is clearly the fault of an incompitent meatbag.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Jubilation: Of course we can extend the event of HK-47 for a week. Why not?