HK-47 Day on April 7th

[Break]

I vote against extending HK-47 day for the week. I sincerely doubt it'd stay funny for that long. It's already getting pretty stale, what with the sheer volume of people calling themselves "witty", or describing their half-assed comeback as "biting". Laugh at your own jokes, and no-one else will join you.

 

[Singing Gremlin]

I vote against extending HK-47 day for the week. I sincerely doubt it'd stay funny for that long. It's already getting pretty stale, what with the sheer volume of people calling themselves "witty", or describing their half-assed comeback as "biting". Laugh at your own jokes, and no-one else will join you.

...then don't join in?

Argh! I didn't put a sentence start! As punishment I must attempt to divide by zero! *head explosion*

 

[Janus Vesta]

Statement: HK-47 only uses one word to describe his sentences. You are being needlessly verbose. Please rectify this problem, preferably by inserting yourself into the nearest ship's trash compacter.

Snide Insinuation: Perhaps this ones memory core has malfunctioned. I believe he should undergo routine memory wipes until his problems have been resolved.

Threatening Suggestion: If all else fails, we may need to dis assemble his into his base components. Or better yet, slag.

Defiant Statement: Ah, the chance for some unadulterated ultra-violence. How I have longed for this. Bring it meatbag! My grenades are ready!

Observation: It seems that you have proven my point on the matter, meatbag.

Proud Statement: I would love the chance to coat my blade in your oil.

Suggestion: Why not travel to Mindor? I hear it is a lovely place to meet your, overdue demise.

 

[Janus Vesta]

I vote against extending HK-47 day for the week. I sincerely doubt it'd stay funny for that long. It's already getting pretty stale, what with the sheer volume of people calling themselves "witty", or describing their half-assed comeback as "biting". Laugh at your own jokes, and no-one else will join you.

Backhand Threat: It seems my blade will recieve a pre-coat of blood before my final battle with HK-47 J.E.F.F.E.R.S.

Apprehensive Comment: I look forward to facing a barrage of your explosives. May the more 'resourceful' HK win.

 

[Fire Daemon]

April is long gone and guess what guys, it aint ever coming back. NOT EVER I TELL YE!