Holy crap...artificial sperm?

[Paragon Fury]

Why do we keep coming up with ways to make more people?


What we need to do is be coming up with more ways to make less, or do something about the ones that are already here.

 

[Arehexes]

Am I the only one thinking there is better things we can do with our research time and money?

We don't have time to stop diabetes or cancer man. ALL money and time must go into making fake sperm so we can get rid of the need to mate, and so woman can kill us off.

 

[Delicious]

Give me a truck load of porno mags and a couple thousand eager teenagers, I'll out-produce your silly lab sperm easily.

 

[Inmate13]

Well, so much for my weekly deposits at the sperm bank

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

heeeeeeeeeeeey.... you're not a peoples.
On topic: You'll probably have to pay for artificial sperm. I'll give it away free if you're attractive enough.

 

[Darkrain11]

Awwww Damn. One step closer to women not needing our sorry asses around anymore.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

It was bound to happen at some point. Sigh. Only humans would replace the need to have sex, eh?

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

they've been saying this would be possible for years.

so *shrug* no big surprise. though it is interesting.

 

[Ben Legend]

... and Ben Legend is now useless to women.

Thanks for this mr scientist!
Oh no, sperm banks will go! They wont need us men, dang, im out of a job.

 

[wwjdftw]

so a women can manufacture sperm with her genetics and empregnate her self with it and make a "clone"

we would then have the first "super retard"

 

[MalloClam]

Great, let's just give the robots a way to impregnate our women once they overthrow humanity.

 

[Ushario]

so a women can manufacture sperm with her genetics and empregnate her self with it and make a "clone"

we would then have the first "super retard"

I wonder if they will try to stop people from effectivley cloning themselves.
That raises some serious questions!

 

[Sevre]

I'm all for stem cell research but could you put it to better use maybe?

 

[Altorin]

So this is how the world ends

Artificial sperm meets artificial ovum

and shazam, we have an artificial life form

and it wants rights

BUT WE CANT GIVE IT TO HIM

so he takes it by force.

Like the Geth

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Am I the only one thinking there is better things we can do with our research time and money?

No, we have cured every other disease(!) I have just noticed something, has anyone noticed that a large majority of the gender specific jabs are for females. THE SCIENTISTS ARE KILLING S BLOKES OFF!!!

 

[4fromK]

Im sure that most women would prefer the traditional methods. this is like cleaning up a loungeroom full of wrapping paper without having christmas.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

I can imagine it now, a full scale war between men and women.

Creepy...

We would have nuked them while they were all out shopping (for designer gun accessories, of course).

 

[Andalusa]

I heard about this on the radio this morning while I was sat in the waiting room at my GP.

To be honest, I'm curious to see what a child of an artificial sperm would look like.