Holy crap...artificial sperm?

[bodyklok]

Guys it just dawned on me that if we don't build artificial women soon we'll be obsolete! Someone get researching, NOW!

 

[ae86gamer]

were gonna be rid of men and evolve into asari

I don't wanna be blue. D=



It seems like what everyone is saying is that men, and women will become obsolete. Babies are all gonna be born from pods soon. :O

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Now if we made an artificial egg, we could make babies without actually making babies.

EDIT: Well, I guess you would still technically be making babies...

 

[sam13lfc]

How will they get the man's genetic material into the sperm cells?

 

[cyber_andyy]

pft, In animals science can grow embryos with out the need for females, in a few years you will be able to do this with humans.

But I bet that that will cause a hell of a fuss though. I could rant, but I cant be bothered to write it out as im too tired.

 

[Skeleon]

or maybe 5-10 years the way its looking

True in itself, but I guess immigrants can keep our system strong for a bit longer.
A lot of people from Turkey, Greece and Italy immigrate to Germany and are very productive and industrious. They'll keep us going for a little while longer. But we definitely need a more permanent solution, which is more children.
So get to it, guys and gals.

 

[Emptor]

I just saw this on the news. Anyway I don't think it makes men useless cos you need to have an embryo to create the sperm, so don't worry men, we're still useful!

two words.Sperm slaves.

Shit. Men are so doomed.

the politically correct term is Embryo Slaves,but I'd rather kill myself then say that more then once.

 

[KamachoMcSagget]

well, i can produce regular sperm easily, so TAKE THAT SCIENCE

 

[sallene]

Great, one step closer to Tanks/NeoSapians/Augments/Daggers

 

[Lazzi]

hey hey lets stop the whole "make men useless research" cause if that works out I know a few crazy ladies that might just get rid of all of us

It would let lesbians, actully have there own children.

Alot of couples, would rather have a child that is geneticaly theres overone that they adopted.

 

[NeutralDrow]

...wow. Four pages, and I'm the only one who's first thought wasn't reproduction, but fetish-related?

I'd feel like a worse human being, but all the pseudo-panic in this thread has boosted my self-esteem to compensate.

 

[keyton777]

they lift the bans on stemcells, and this is what they make?



great, organ cloning cant be too far off right?
id like a new body with some improvements sometime soon

 

[keyton777]

How will they get the man's genetic material into the sperm cells?

a needle i would think

 

[The Hairminator]

Awesome, I will never have to ejaculate again.

 

[Duh]

I just saw this on the news. Anyway I don't think it makes men useless cos you need to have an embryo to create the sperm, so don't worry men, we're still useful!

two words.Sperm slaves.

am i the only one that, after reading that, thought about sperm whales mining the bottom of the sea for gold?

 

[Zombie Badger]

hey hey lets stop the whole "make men useless research" cause if that works out I know a few crazy ladies that might just get rid of all of us

If all the men go the women will die anyway. These medical techniques are great for the rich who can afford them, but people in developing countries will have no children. The richer nations economies are build on these countries, and when they collapse, the rich nations will, leaving not enough resources to continue modern medicine. And the last human alive will slash her wrists.

 

[bob-2000]

hey hey lets stop the whole "make men useless research" cause if that works out I know a few crazy ladies that might just get rid of all of us

MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
that IS pretty weird, though.

 

[SsilverR]

hey hey lets stop the whole "make men useless research" cause if that works out I know a few crazy ladies that might just get rid of all of us

2 words ... special forces

 

[Danny Ocean]

Am I the only one thinking there is better things we can do with our research time and money?

Such as? Name something more important that isn't being researched somewhere.

If it's important, it's being researched. If it's not, it's being researched. There's just so many scientists!

 

[andrat]

Although men, look at it this way. We may be free from marriage forever :O.
On a more serious note, sounds good, help more guys who can't have kids.