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Nincompoop

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dat b*tch will give you the crabs.

I don't know. If your friend (whom you trust) vouches for her, then I still don't know...
 

Xeros

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Tread cautiously. You have no idea what she looks like, what she has, or where she's been.
 

PurpleLeafRave

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SnootyEnglishman said:
Do it man she's offering you free sex if you pass it up you are an idiot.
I feel like your opinion means more as you have Tim Curry as your avatar. That is Tim Curry isn't it?
 

ninjaman 420

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why do you need advice from people over the internet? most of the people online are online cuzz they cant get laid in the first place. DUDE SERIOUSLY, dont be a fool, wrap your tool, and hit her with the mule...
 

Uncanny Doom

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As long as she's clean, I guess it couldn't hurt. It sounds kind of outlandish for a stranger to want to have sex with someone JUST to teach them how, knowing they are a virgin.
 

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ninjaman 420 said:
why do you need advice from people over the internet? most of the people online are online cuzz they cant get laid in the first place. DUDE SERIOUSLY, dont be a fool, wrap your tool, and hit her with the mule...
This statement is very false.

The majority are here because we share mutual interests, not because we are unable to have sex.

I think it's fine asking people for help over the internet. He's only 16, and doesn't want to make a potential mistake. It seems like a good idea to me.
 

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Davrel said:
If she is attractive, disease-free, and not liable to go around saying you raped her then: you are perhaps one of the luckiest men alive.

That is all. Though it could make things between you and your friend awkward.

/thread.
And my inner cynic says - wear condoms. Never trust anyone who wants to have sex with you and you haven't known for at least few weeks. Too big chance for an HIV, hepatitis A/B/C or gonorrhea or other nasty STD. Chlamydia? Eww.
 

Sunder845

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Really dude, this is one of those things that sounds awesome, but just ends in disaster. Like shooting a roman candle from your bedroom window.
 

The Red Spy

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Ohh don't be a tool. Don't bullshit yourself over this, the fact you're asking a crowd/forum full of people who don't know her just shows how much of an image she's built up, you ask us and we go from the facts you've given. You obviously don't feel anything more than lust for her, and even then that's because she's just offered herself, why you want this to be your first time I wouldn't know.
And then what about the potential consequences if everything isn't what it seems? If she's willing to set up a session just like that, I wouldn't put it above her to record anything you do (Asking you to strip in a room while she gets ready elsewhere?). How 'hilarious' would it be if that got to your friends, family and school. And even if she's being honest there's other problems, a kid not being ruled out or infection from someone who is obviously sleeping around.

I don't know how you think, but I would only be happy looking back in the future if my first was with someone who actually mattered, not just something set up out of boredom. I noted no one on this thread actually posted whether the girl is alright? You said she isn't a slut (debatable), so why'd she just start doing this? Something happened recently what made her feel down or unattractive? Feels depressed or upset over something? If she is then how are you not taking advantage of that?

EDIT for further trap: If she is already pregnant and wants to screw you literally and out of pocket as well.
 

ninjaman 420

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marter said:
ninjaman 420 said:
why do you need advice from people over the internet? most of the people online are online cuzz they cant get laid in the first place. DUDE SERIOUSLY, dont be a fool, wrap your tool, and hit her with the mule...
This statement is very false.

The majority are here because we share mutual interests, not because we are unable to have sex.

I think it's fine asking people for help over the internet. He's only 16, and doesn't want to make a potential mistake. It seems like a good idea to me.
sounds like virgin talk to me. LOL

EDIT: im sure not everyone on this site is a virgin, but the average person you run into online is a 14 year old kid from gnome alaska who hasent kissed a girl, just saying.
 

Mr.logic

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No need to rush something like this,(unless you feel like you are going to bite the dust by age 20) take your time.
 

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ninjaman 420 said:
marter said:
ninjaman 420 said:
why do you need advice from people over the internet? most of the people online are online cuzz they cant get laid in the first place. DUDE SERIOUSLY, dont be a fool, wrap your tool, and hit her with the mule...
This statement is very false.

The majority are here because we share mutual interests, not because we are unable to have sex.

I think it's fine asking people for help over the internet. He's only 16, and doesn't want to make a potential mistake. It seems like a good idea to me.
sounds like a virgin to me. LOL
Me? Yes, I am. I've already stated that in this thread. I've had the chance, but I didn't care enough for the person who offered, so I declined.

I'm curious, do you believe the word "virgin" to be an insult?