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spartan231490

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Depends on how nervous you are about your first time. If your really nervous, you might as well get it out of the way so u don't f it up when it matters to you. If your not really that nervous, or if your really uncomfotable with the idea, then don't. It's ur call.
 

Slaanax

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If she is good looking and you have some protection go for it!

MCDeltaT said:
Well then it all really depends on how desperate you are to have sex. Some of my friends were so desperate they did it with any girl who would, I did with my girlfriend of 2 years, another friend of mine is considering going to Amsterdam to find a prostitute. I doubt anyone is in a position to judge you for whatever you choose to do, but most people would kill to be in your position.
If I lived close to Amsterdam I would do it, but since prostitution is illegal here in the USA I think I will refrain from hookers.
 

bam13302

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follow your heart, would you rather save yourself for your love, or be able to bring something to the ... "table" the first time you have relations with your love
 

El Poncho

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EmileeElectro said:
El Poncho said:
EmileeElectro said:
MCDeltaT said:
Is she fat?
There's more to life than looks and a girls size. I'm fat and have a boyfriend. *gasp*
When it comes to someone you want to be with , yes. But well, this is just sex;P
Fatties make the best lovers. We always swallow and all you need to lure us into bed is cake :p
He's already got a lure, and if they don't swallow it's going in their eye!;P
 

lacktheknack

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Don't do it!

Girls who "show the ropes" to people they barely know always have vagina dentata!!!

 

ninjaman 420

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FargoDog said:
ninjaman 420 said:
marter said:
ninjaman 420 said:
why do you need advice from people over the internet? most of the people online are online cuzz they cant get laid in the first place. DUDE SERIOUSLY, dont be a fool, wrap your tool, and hit her with the mule...
This statement is very false.

The majority are here because we share mutual interests, not because we are unable to have sex.

I think it's fine asking people for help over the internet. He's only 16, and doesn't want to make a potential mistake. It seems like a good idea to me.
sounds like a virgin to me. LOL
Wow, don't be so presumptious. The guy was only asking for advice, you don't have to be a dick to people standing up for him.
number 1, he said he was a virgin, so i wasnt being presumptious, number 2, that guy isnt "standing up" for him, he's giving the guy advice like everyone else, number 3, i was a dick cuzz he picked out my comment and called it false.
 

JIst00

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I dont understand the question. U have a girl that wants to get u laid, and ur thinking about it?
 

ninjaman 420

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FargoDog said:
ninjaman 420 said:
marter said:
ninjaman 420 said:
marter said:
ninjaman 420 said:
why do you need advice from people over the internet? most of the people online are online cuzz they cant get laid in the first place. DUDE SERIOUSLY, dont be a fool, wrap your tool, and hit her with the mule...
This statement is very false.

The majority are here because we share mutual interests, not because we are unable to have sex.

I think it's fine asking people for help over the internet. He's only 16, and doesn't want to make a potential mistake. It seems like a good idea to me.
sounds like a virgin to me. LOL
Me? Yes, I am. I've already stated that in this thread. I've had the chance, but I didn't care enough for the person who offered, so I declined.

I'm curious, do you believe the word "virgin" to be an insult?
if you would read i edited my post earlier right after i posted it
EDIT: im sure not everyone on this site is a virgin, but the average person you run into online is a 14 year old kid from gnome alaska who hasent kissed a girl, just saying.

virgin is not an insult, I wasnt chasing ass till i was 16 but if the guys trying to get laid then asking advice from people with no experience in the field doesnt sound wise. and unless the guy wants to wait for his "one true love" then why not smash the girl willing to give it up?
And you have folders full of evidence proving no one on the Escapist has ever had sex do you?
 

Xanadu84

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Well, it's a legitimate, rational perspective, so assuming that you are comfortable with this, it's something you want, and both of you are clean and safe, then it's not a bad choice. On the other hand, you really have to understand where you stand on this, because she will forever and always be the person you "Lost it" to. And, of course, you have to ask if you are going to be embarrassed by the prospect of always knowing that you lost it to someone giving you a tutorial. Might bother you, might not. Make the decision with your head, weighing out your opinions on sexuality, not the desire for sex.
 

PurpleLeafRave

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Freebird. said:
Well, it may be a weird offer, but it's actually kind of nice of her.

I mean, I'd sure love to have somebody helping me through my first time. I wouldn't be too nervous as I doubt she's looking for much from you. She's just kind of like a driving instructor.

But with more sex. Of course, there are certain driving schools that... Actually, let's not get into that.
Haha, this thread is making me laugh more than I was expecting it too.
Link please?

Just kidding.
Yeah, I was going on the basis that if she's being nice and showing me, and if she's not expecting much from me, then she's probably not a bad person. Who knows, we could be friends? Or maybe not...

Xanadu84 said:
Well, it's a legitimate, rational perspective, so assuming that you are comfortable with this, it's something you want, and both of you are clean and safe, then it's not a bad choice. On the other hand, you really have to understand where you stand on this, because she will forever and always be the person you "Lost it" to. And, of course, you have to ask if you are going to be embarrassed by the prospect of always knowing that you lost it to someone giving you a tutorial. Might bother you, might not. Make the decision with your head, weighing out your opinions on sexuality, not the desire for sex.
That helped alot! Thanks.
 

etherlance

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....Dude.....


.....for the love of God......A girl is offering you sex on a silver platter.....
.....if you haven't raced over there and tapped that arse then...well

......well frankly you don't deserve a penis sir.


free sex is like a bull.....you gotta grab it by the horns the second the opertunity presents itself and hump that fucker into submission!!
 

PurpleLeafRave

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etherlance said:
....Dude.....


.....for the love of God......A girl is offering you sex on a silver platter.....
.....if you haven't raced over there and tapped that arse then...well

......well frankly you don't deserve a penis sir.


free sex is like a bull.....you gotta grab by the horns the second the opertunity presents itself and hump that fucker into submission!!
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