Holy Sh*t !

[Boneasse]

[HEADING=3]WARNING: Profanity heavy thread might be incoming![/HEADING]

You've just been shot through the shoulder, in a random driveby. It's a non-lethal wound but it still hurts like hell.

What is your first choice of words? (Feel free to write it in your native language with a translation, if your native language is not English!)
[sub]Coherent words, that is. You know, after you've yelled your head off at how much it hurts.[/sub]

You've already read what I think mine would be!

 

[omega 616]

"FUCK!"

Come on, there is no discussion value here.

It is basically "what do you say when you hurt yourself" thread and most people say "fuck"/"shit" etc.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

I'll probably cry out in pain, then get pissed and yell: "OK, WHAT *BLEEP*ING *BLEEP* WANTS TO GET PUNCHED IN THE GOD DAMNED MOTHER *BLEEP*ING JAW?"

 

[Levi93]

probably swear my head off then ask the nearest person to phone an ambulance?

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Every single one. I will shout every single word I can think of.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Swear and wonder why I was walking around in Manchester!

 

[LightningBanks]

LOOK AT ME, DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM

Cookie for reference :3

 

[microhive]

Either SHIT of FUCK!

 

[Caspertjuhh]

godverdomme kut kut kkzooi

 

[lewism247]

Every single one. I will shout every single word I can think of.

I just imagined a guy yelling while reading a dictionary...

OP: Either:

WHY DID SOMEONE SHOOT ME?!

Or

I NEED AN AMBULANCE!

 

[JasonBurnout16]

Through the tears?

MUMMMMMYYYY!!!

 

[JoshGod]

AaAaAaaaAAAaaAAAAAaaaaaaa!!

 

[Recron]

GAH! HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!? GAAAAAAAH! followed by some whisper shouting. if I didnt see it comming and I don't know what Hit me.

If I did see it coming and knew what hit me it would probably be more along the lines of SOMEONE JUST SHOT ME WHAT THE HELL?! or something like that also followed by some whisper shouting.

 

[KefkaCultist]

"Ouch, who shoots people in the shoulder? Honestly, you shoot like a woman" Then I pull out my gun and shoot them in the head...


honestly, I'd probably yell something like "Fuck! What the hell was that for?!"

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

Swear and wonder why I was walking around in Manchester!

SAY WHAT NOW?

OT: Probably something like "what the fuck" followed by "what kinda fucking car?" or "who the fuck even does drive-bys any more?", because getting shot in the shoulder randomly would seriously cause some confusion.

 

[Knusper]

"Curses!" and then, "I wonder why someone decided to shoot me" and then, "Could someone please phone for an ambulance?" and then, "GIVE ME MORE MORPHINE!" - I assume it hurts quite a lot.

Although being shot in the leg or wherever might allow me to break my no swearing policy so there probably is a more realistic, albeit ruder alternative to this most engrossing and gripping tale of events.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Does AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH count? Probably that. Then stumble towards someone with a phone while shouting random profanities.

 

[Klarinette]

Oh, I don't even know, but I'm sure it would be a string of obscenities and variations of the question "WHAT THE FUCK?!".

 

[me.vicky]

I don't think I'd be using actual words. I'd probably just scream from the shock, and then again from the pain.