Holy Sh*t !

[Retardinator]

GOD!........DAMMIT!
Simple yet effective.

"U picku materinu" works as well.

 

[sirpwnsalot65]

either:

Good shot my angry little friend! (kidding)

or

You b****-ass mother******* dickbasket! come the F*** back here........oh s*** he's coming back....RUN! Oh Jesus salsa-dipping christ! Run for your worthless lives mortals!

 

[MARKMCMARCUS]

"OW, WHAT THE?"

 

[astrav1]

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

 

[Chris^^]

ow. fuck.

 

[Firefoxmccoy]

FUCKING HOLIGANS!

In retrospect thats what I get for screwing with time.*Wink* Back to the future *Wink*

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Probably something along the lines of, "You shot me! You shot me you stupid little cockjuggler!" Then, hopefully before the shock came on, I'd call the police and ambulance. XD

 

[x434343]

-calmly take out knife, cut out bullet-

Despite popular media, that actually makes things worse than just leaving the bullet within your body and waiting for a medical professional to make the call afterwards.

OT: "HOLLYWOOD, THOU HAS FORSAKEN ME!" ..and then fall over in intense agony.

I know that. But with the bullet out I can run around and make people turn red for a bit.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

-calmly take out knife, cut out bullet-

Despite popular media, that actually makes things worse than just leaving the bullet within your body and waiting for a medical professional to make the call afterwards.

OT: "HOLLYWOOD, THOU HAS FORSAKEN ME!" ..and then fall over in intense agony.

I know that. But with the bullet out I can run around and make people turn red for a bit.

Ah. Well then, by all means sir!

 

[googleboy]

After I have pulled myself together and can again think semi-rationally. I would look at the pain and the blood and scream:
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHN!!!!!

But seriously, having sustained serious injury, I just curse a lot. Mostly in German and Latin.

 

[AssassinJoe]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Followed by JESUS CHRIST IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH! SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME A FUCKING DOCTOR! OH MY GOD! IS THIS MY BLOOD?!? OH GOD I'M BLACKING OUT!

*blacks out*

 

[AssassinJoe]

"That's my best top Dam it!"
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