Holy Sh*t !

[Mikazuki]

godverdomme kut kut kkzooi

This

A thousand times this!

 

[Boneasse]

[HEADING=3]WARNING: Profanity heavy thread might be incoming![/HEADING]

You've just been shot through the shoulder, in a random driveby. It's a non-lethal wound but it still hurts like hell.

What is your first choice of words? (Feel free to write it in your native language with a translation, if your native language is not English!)
[sub]Coherent words, that is. You know, after you've yelled your head off at how much it hurts.[/sub]

You've already read what I think mine would be!

Christ man...for a minute, I thought this read 'I've just been shot through the shoulder'. I was freaking the hell out!

Don't worry mate. I generally make a habit of not getting shot on a Saturday. That would be a complete waste of weekend.

 

[Atheist Pope]

LOOK AT ME, DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM

Cookie for reference :3

Left 4 Dead, but more specifically the Machinima entitled Left 4 Farts when Francis shoots him....
If that was what you were thinking of.

OT: The obvious and inevitable reaction curse word

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Everyone has said my answer for me, so.......

(Seemingly minorly affected, but majorly pissed, and saying it as if to prove that it hurt a lot): OUCH????!!!????

You know the type.

Or perhaps: "Ow, maybe next time I should have seen it coming, then I could have been all like 'slooooooooww time' and punch it back and stuff".

 

[EviladeBlazingDemon]

Fucking... FUCK!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

-calmly take out knife, cut out bullet-

Despite popular media, that actually makes things worse than just leaving the bullet within your body and waiting for a medical professional to make the call afterwards.

OT: "HOLLYWOOD, THOU HAS FORSAKEN ME!" ..and then fall over in intense agony.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I'd probably just yell, "FUCK!". I imagine bullets hurt like hell, so that would probably be the only thing coming to my mind.

 

[Gavmando]

"Fiddle-de-de. That will require a tetanus shot."

 

[GenericAmerican]

"That stings a little."
Or.
"I'm going to need a band aid."

If it was my one friend he would say.

"Hmm...doesn't hurt as much this time."

 

[Firetaffer]

I would push the bullet out of the other side without saying anything, like the badass Far-cry 2 guy I am.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Thinking: Oh my god, I just got shot. This feels weird. I've never been shot before. I don't think I'm going to die, I hope the ambulance gets here quick, maybe I should grab my phone on call for one, but someone probably already did, but maybe I should just to be sure....

Saying out loud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[NoseDigger]

Well, if not screaming, then maybe a loud and full of rage "************" followed by more screaming and rage.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Do I LOOK like a *****?!

 

[A Pious Cultist]

Well, if not screaming, then maybe a loud and full of rage "************" followed by more screaming and rage.

That's a little wordy... I think I'd be more inclined to something that can be screamed in one breath. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKARGHFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"

Also, funfact, glancing at your name causes my mind to merge the two words together

 

[Mooko12]

FUCK!?!?!?!??!!?

 

[Communist partisan]

Jebem li ti majku u picku! (Fuck you mother to hell!)

That's in Serbian btw...

 

[FalloutJack]

In my case...

[HEADING=1]"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!"[/HEADING]

Followed by...

"AAAAHH-HA-OOWWW...! What the fuck did I do?! Go fucking fire somewhere else, dumbasses!!"

Well...I've never been shot before. And don't think that that's ALL I would say. When I get injured, I rant and rave with lots of sailor talk. Parents would hate me. I hyper-extended a knee once. The one engineering student who made sure I was okay can attest to my carpet F-bombing.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Gottverdammte heilige Drecksscheisse arrrgh!

Here comes the Translation kids, get your pens out now: "Goddamn holy filthshit arrrgh!"

 

[Paksenarrion]

The first thing I'd yell out is the vehicle's license plate number, type of vehicle, and color...just so I can better memorize it. Then I'd climb into *my* vehicle, chase it down, and ram it repeatedly or force it off the road.

Then I'd take out my maglight and finish the job.

Yes, I know they have guns because they shot at me.

Nobody fucking shoots at me and gets away with it.

If you shoot at me, you better not miss, because I'm going to fucking kill you.