Holy Sh*t !

[Olikunmissile]

"I'm worm food"

 

[Urgh76]

well, probably "ARGH!" to state the obvious, but after that, probably just a "DAMN IT!"

 

[lacktheknack]

"I -"

I can't imagine myself saying anything right there. I'd probably lay down and cry. Maybe "CALL 911!".

EDIT: If the guy who shot me was still there, I'd probably do a 180 degree headspin, recite the Cthulhu Incantation, THEN pass out.

 

[Wintermoot]

wow!
HOLY SHIT!
did anybody got that guy,s license plate?
what a douche!
you have made a new enemy

 

[EeveeElectro]

"Aghhh, my [insert item of clothing I would be wearing at said time]! It's filthy now!" :'(

 

[Phlakes]

Why, what an inconvenience, I seem to be heavily injured.

 

[x434343]

-calmly take out knife, cut out bullet-

 

[JRCB]

"AUGH WHAT THE FUCK? SERIOUSLY? YOU FUCKING SHOT ME?"

And then I would take down the license plate number, get treated, find the bastards and then beat the hell out of them. Oh, and then call the police.

 

[General Ken8]

MEDIC!
And then hopefully an ambulance would show up

 

[Edorf]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!

If that doesnt count, or after that... I think I'd go with

"WHAT THE FUCK!?"

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Swear and wonder why I was walking around in Manchester!

SAY WHAT NOW?

[retreat] I mean..it's a lovely part of town! [/retreat]

 

[benbenthegamerman]

OWWWWWWWWWWAHFUCKFUCKJESUSAHGAWWWWWWWWWWWWDFUCKGRAHSAFAFAFAFAFAFLORDINFUCKINGHEAVENAWWMYGODSHLIFGURGLEGURGLE bleh

 

[The Evil Foxy]

Finnish: AI PERRRRRRRRRRRRRRKELE!!!1!

English: OW F*************CK!

 

[Chiyo-Chan]

"So, anyway, as I was saying...Oh, it appears I've been shot."

 

[jamradar]

Well it appears that you shot me. :3

 

[LightOfDarkness]

LOOK AT ME, DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM

Cookie for reference :3

Left 4 Dead, louis when you shoot him as a survivor *nom*

OT: FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED OW THIS SHIT HURTS LIKE THE DEVIL'S PISS MIXED WITH EQUAL PARTS OF FUCKING PAIN AND SALT

 

[th3xile]

Well fuck me. Chris get your cellphone out.

 

[dancinginfernal]

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH

Bullet wounds tend to hurt.

 

[nin_ninja]

Blarrueapfahepfeahefea.....I would probably just start mouthing out unintelligible things.