Holy Sh*t !

[ultimateownage]

LOOK AT ME, DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM

Cookie for reference :3

Louis from Left 4 Dead?
O.T. Probably "Oh for the love of god I can't feel my arm!"

 

[UltraDeth]

Fucking gobshite this hurts! Oh, shitting hell, it stings so bad!

 

[smearyllama]

"Tu est un petit merde et ta mere est un chienne du merde!"

Put that in Google translate, if you dare.

Yeah... don't use google translate to cuss... it's just not coherent at all in french.

Interestingly enough, the french canadian swears or cusses are ususaly all about desecrating church relics/words. Of course "fuck" kinda went international... Then again I never got why "Fornication Under Conscent of the King" ever became something everyone would yell as a cuss in State that went Independant. Can someone enlighten me on that one?

Actually, I know the French myself, but I'm not that fluent.
My sentence structure is pretty bad, but I've only been in class since September.
Still, that's better than a lot of people in my class can do, so there.

 

[MrShowerHead]

LOOK AT ME, DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM

Cookie for reference :3

Left 4 Dead, Louis, if I remember right

OT: WHAT? MY HAND!
or
As you can see, I've taken a hit to my shoulder. It's nothing serious but I'm bleeding badly.

Cookie for references

 

[moloha]

Cypriot: A GAM... TIN MAN... MAL... TIN MANA SOU RE MALAKISMENE MASTRAPPA GEMATE PUTTOZUMO! AAARGH GAMOTO!

English: Ow Fu... Your moth... Assho... YOUR MOTHER YOU JERKED OFF BUCKET OF **** JUICE!!!! ARGH FUCK!

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

NO WAY!

HAX!!! GET THE MODERATOR TO BAN THIS GUY!

Freaking hackers.

Because I hate being shot in cod by damn hackers.

 

[UltraDeth]

GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

Fun fact: Jesus's middle name is Fucking.

I always wondered does saying Jesus Fucking Christ mean just that? Him actully fucking himself?

Have you ever heard the curse "Christ on a bike"?

 

[joemegson94]

AAARGH!


(Better type some stuff here to reduce the chance of getting a message about short posts. I did just want to post that first bit originally, but don't want to end up getting suspended or something.)

 

[Latinidiot]

Every single one. I will shout every single word I can think of.

AGH! SODDEN PROCRASTINATION!

I'd probably never been hit at all. you know, with me being such a fine young gentleman and eve-*BLAM*

ow....

*sob*

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

I'd probably use mother fuckin fuck fucker and **** in a sentence probably multiple times as well.

 

[TehCookie]

GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

Fun fact: Jesus's middle name is Fucking.

I always wondered does saying Jesus Fucking Christ mean just that? Him actully fucking himself?

Well since Christ is his last name it could be his family. However that's even worse, I'm just going to forget I said that.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

suck it up and grit my teeth.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

LEROY JENKINS!!!!

But all seriousness probably some thing like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CK76]

French the llama!

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

Swear and wonder why I was walking around in Manchester!

SAY WHAT NOW?

[retreat] I mean..it's a lovely part of town! [/retreat]

[target=Kaboose the Moose]/cast very sinister stare

Feeling... urge... to... SHANK U UP BLAD, WA' U BE SAYIN' 'BOUT MANCHESTA MAN A GET ME MANDEMS N PUT U IN THA GROUND.

Sorry, my Mancunian senses were overwhelming... blad.

*twitches*

 

[gabe12301]

*looks at shoulder* *stares calmly at nearest person* *AAAAAAAAAAAAAA my F**king shoulder!!!!!!!!.

 

[TimbukTurnip]

'You're a shit shot mate!'