Holy Sh*t !

[ThreeWords]

"Fuck me! Who the hell just shot me?"

That first part isn't an imperative, it's just what I yell when surprised or in pain

 

[Cheesezorz]

"THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE SHOULDER!"

 

[Mordekaien]

No to ma poser

Best translated as: Are you shitting me?

 

[captaincabbage]

AAAARRRRHHHH!!! FUCKING SHITFACED **** FUCKS!!!!!!

yeah, that seems about accurate.

 

[EllEzDee]

What the fuck is a driveby doing in this part of England? Infact, no, what the fuck is a driveby doing in England?

 

[v3n0mat3]

*Groaning* FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUUCK!

 

[Caliostro]

I'll probably cry out in pain, then get pissed and yell: "OK, WHAT *BLEEP*ING *BLEEP* WANTS TO GET PUNCHED IN THE GOD DAMNED MOTHER *BLEEP*ING JAW?"

Punched in the jaw...? For getting shot...?


Doesn't seem very... Balanced...

 

[TheAceTheOne]

"Good thing I'm indestructible." or maybe (in an English accent, of course), "It's just a flesh wound."

 

[Ranooth]

"WHAT.THE.FUCK?!"

 

[DaemonicShadow]

'My goodness. You inconsiderate rogue. I hope the full force of the law comes down on you.'

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

probably swear my head off then ask the nearest person to phone an ambulance?

The same, but then grab their phone and tell them the concern i told the first person lol

 

[Ih8pkmn]

nothing. I would probably pass out.

 

[Ironic]

"Ouch, who shoots people in the shoulder? Honestly, you shoot like a woman" Then I pull out my gun and shoot them in the head...


honestly, I'd probably yell something like "Fuck! What the hell was that for?!"

In a similar vein, do this to them.

 

[Shadeovblack]

When hurt I tend to roar.

 

[Zipa]

I wonder why I am in Glasgow.

 

[6unn3r]

Well being British id have to go with:

Oh good golly i appear to have been perforated by a flying projectile of some sort! Would some kind gent mind helping me out by telephoning an amublance?

 

[Kortney]

Probably wouldn't say anything other than a weird scream.

Swear and wonder why I was walking around in Manchester!

Good gag!

 

[PeePantz]

"Tu est un petit merde et ta mere est un chienne du merde!"

Put that in Google translate, if you dare.

Yeah... don't use google translate to cuss... it's just not coherent at all in french.

Interestingly enough, the french canadian swears or cusses are ususaly all about desecrating church relics/words. Of course "fuck" kinda went international... Then again I never got why "Fornication Under Conscent of the King" ever became something everyone would yell as a cuss in State that went Independant. Can someone enlighten me on that one?

It is almost universally accepted that the acronym is completely false. Most likely, fuck comes from Latin.

OT: "Phooey."

 

[The_ModeRazor]

KÚÚÚÚRVA ANNNNYÁÁÁD MIA PICSA BAZDMEG A FASZOMATIS

roughly translates as: your mother is a whore, what the fuck, fuck this shit (also includes the hungarian word used for dick, but translating that would just be really silly)