Holy Sh*t !

[Jodah]

*Glance at wound* Ouch...that hurt...

 

[Lekonua]

"OW! WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?"

Then, later...

"So that's what being shot feels like."

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

me: so i told him "why don't you do it"
friend: umm... dude?
me: what? What could possibly be more important than my story
friend: your shoulder
me: what about it
friend: you just took a shot
me: don't be silly. I don't drink.
friend: no let me rephrase that, you got shot.
me: "have been shot" you mean
friend: no need to turn grammar Nazi on me.
me: it's just how i am. Heil Lehrer!
friend: lehrer?
me: means teacher in german
friend: aah clever... what were we talking about?
me: i forgot. want to get a sandwich?
friend: sure.

Win!

OT:AAAHHH There's Red Jam on my face! Oh well, It'll evaporate in a second and then i can go back to this sandwich..... [looks at empty hands; then looks at floor]......************!

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK?!

 

[strangemoose]

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

 

[Loud Noise]

Nothing. Too much shock.

 

[TheStickman]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

DAMMIT! *Stomps on ground*

 

[The Wykydtron]

Oh... i appear to have been shot...Righto let's mosey on down to this helpful ambulence shall we?

 

[whycantibelinus]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GOD DAMMIT!

Probably that, then just a whole slew of muttering profanity.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"I need a docter!


Wait."

 

[PoliceBox63]

Swear and wonder why I was walking around in Manchester!

Your avatar is win.

OT: "Jesus..." I think that's what most might say tbh after the pain most would be in shock and exclaim at the pain, thus: "Jesus Christ!"

 

[Quinadin]

*augh* "SON OF A-" *scream* "WHO THE ****- YOU SON OF A-" *grit teeth* "DAMN ****ING PIECE OF ****. YOU BASTARD!"

Would probably kick something or someone after that.

 

[My name is Fiction]

LOOK AT ME, DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM

Cookie for reference :3

*Got the reference, eats cookie*
:1

 

[twaddle]

"aw bollocoks" usually. I will on occasion say fuck you when i really mean fuck me.

 

[Woodsey]

"Fuck!" because it's cool.

 

[Mutie]

"Ow...! That really, really hurt!!"

 

[Drakmorg]

"Goddamnit this is my favorite shirt! And my favorite shoulder! That was just rude and uncalled for!"

 

[White_Hawk]

BLUE ON BLUE GOD DAMN IT!

 

[Kouen]

LOOK AT ME, DO I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THEM

Cookie for reference :3

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