Holy Shi*t! I hope I don't die like that.

[ejb626]

The tanning booth death in Final Destination 3... Ow. Though it will never happen to me, I hate tanning booths, and it's not because of that death.

Final Destination massivly exaggerates its deaths I mean it looks like everything in that movie was engineered to kill people theres no way swimming pool drain builders, car wash designers, computer engineers, lawnmower companies (all objects that kill people in the movie) could get away with it if their products actually did that I can already see the headlines "MICROSOFT SUED AFTER COMPUTER BURNS HOUSE DOWN"

OT: Anything involving my nether-regions I mean being a guy torture to that area with sharp or blunt objects would be fucking awful.

 

[ninjajoeman]

having your head stuck in an elephants ass... I saw it on tv once it was weird

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

Most of these are pretty bad, particularly the one at 1:00.

First time that happened to me (just today, actually), I stared in bewilderment. "Holy fucking shiiiiiiit...."

Why did I watch that... Every time one of those happened to me in game I was creeped out beyond belief. I'm just thankful that didn't include the death from the final boss...

Well, basically, I hate the prospect of dying at all. Especially anything that involves intense pain. My worst nightmare would be something like the 80's version of the Blob, where you just dissolve to nothing inside a gigantic acidic monster. Similar to that would be the fate of Emil from Robocop, being drenched in toxic waste to the point that your flesh just starts dripping and falling off. Horrible...

 

[KaiRai]

If you want the best of any of these, watch 1000 ways to die on Bravo, Fridays at 10pm. It'll blow your freaking mind!!!

I watched one earlier about some guy that wanted to be closer to his black widow spider, and was a seller of exotic animals etc. He let is black widow bite him, because he had heard how snake handlers develop a kind of immunity after a while. Well, the black widow killed him, but not before he let ALL his animals, arachnids and insects out, to feed off his dead corpse and stay alive.

Not for me personally.

 

[Aesir23]

Remember in Shaun of the Dead when the one guy gets pulled through the pub window and gutted by the zombies?

Yeah, I do NOT want to die like that.

 

[SirusTheMadDJ]

Erm....Probably eaten alive. That or impalement, either or.

Or getting stabbed in the back by a hidden blade type weapon, then thrown off the rooftop I was guarding and landing chest (Or groin. It was pretty close between the two) on a pole above water as I was bleeding to death.

I was pissing myself laughing after pulling that off ^_^

 

[internetzealot1]

Del's execution in The Green Mile.

 

[Once a Human]

Definitely this way

Alien 1,2 &3 ruled. Resurrection not my favorite.

 

[Jzolr0708]

One of two

Ever heard of the German Tale "Max und Moritz" by Wilhelm Busch?

They end up getting ground to death in a mill.

OR
A little poem I heard in Chemistry

Little Billie was a Chemist
Little Billie is no more
For what he THOUGHT was H20
Was H2SO4

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Burning to death. I think I fear that over all else.

That's exactly what I was going to put. Every time I see a burning scene in a movie, I wince. I have a distant relative who severely burned in an oil fire in Iraq - something like 90% of his body, with only his feet in tact. His parents pulled the plug, so he wouldn't have to spend the short rest of his life in agony, while being both blind and deaf in a hospital bed.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

This is a really depressing Thread...

But it would have to be anything killed while something is happening to a loved one, like a family membe, wife, sibling, child... that would be horrible... i dont care how quick their or my kills would be, it would not be good.

EDIT: I tohught of another one, any one ever decided to read any scary stories for a long peroid of time? like /x/ on 4chan, or like CreepyPasta... if you read some of those, some of the deaths are absolutley horrible and terrifying...

 

[Stoic raptor]

Skydiving anus-first onto the chrysler building.

Where did you come up with this?

 

[TacticalAssassin1]

Weirdly I had this conversation today..

Mine was the Angel Trap from Saw. Just.. no.

Damn, beat me to it!

 

[Eggsnham]

I always thought shooting yourself in the head was better than becoming a zombie.

Cliche I know, but I really don't want to be a zombie.

That would depend on what you have to shoot yourself in the head with, a revolver or shotgun is fine but how about trying to kill yourself by shooting yourself with a BB gun? (needless to say, you'd be there a while).

My answer would have to be the Xenomorph chestburster, for startets you have to be violently raped (orally), then there is the gestation period during which you would feel sick and suffer from the thing growing in you before it finally shreds it's way out of you violently (and then proceeds to grwo at an alarming rate so it can kill your friends).

Actually there are BB guns where you can pump it so much that it reaches 2,000 FPS easily, I think that could be a kill shot if you aimed it properly. On that same note, killing myself with a BB gun would suck, but being tortured to the point of (unintended I.E. They didn't want you to die, but you did anyways) death would suck SO MUCH.

 

[I Resurection I]

Near the end of the Modern Warfare 2 Campain

Spoiler

when Roach and Ghost get burned alive

or

Jumping out of an air plane and crunching your legs into you skull like in Battle Field 1943, I know that is what the parachute is for but sometimes I forget or I'm just falling to fast

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Hostel 2.

A dude had his balls chopped off then fed to dogs right in front of him. He was then left to bleed to death from where his scrotum once was. 0_0

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Remember that part of District 9 ...

Spoiler

where the Haitians tell a prawn to hang out for a moment and then proceed to cut him up with meat cleavers and machetes and begin eating him before he's properly dead

... Yeah ... I'd really rather not die like that ...

...

Oh: Grey Fox had a brutal death as well. That would suck

Spoiler

being crushed by Metal Gear Rex and dragged around on walls and floors and what-not