Horrible games as punishment

[Rikdyou]

i wanna be the guy, E.T ( atari 2600), and silver surfer (nes)

 

[Zen-Riddler]

Without a doubt - Desert Bus.

Don't foget to check out desert bus for hope (http://desertbus.org/) when the ENN/LRR guys and gals play it for charity for days on end.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Dirge of Cerberus.

AND I will require you to provide a plot synopsis, describing in detail the point of each and every character within the context of the series.

 

[Blue_vision]

superman 64...no question

The only way to absolve yourself is to beat it... I feel sorry for the poor soul

 

[HotPocket]

ET definitely, nothing can hold a finger too it.

 

[irani_che]

make them play COD on a laggy connection with the senstivities of the joysticks messed up and the multiplayer chatter on max volume.

lowest circle of hell easily

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

]I wanna be the guy!

They would commit suicide. I'm not joking, that game has near impossible level design. ou basically have to memorize the game.

I choose Battle Toads

 

[Souplex]

Half Life 2. Even though it's not that bad, it's remarkable mediocrity compared to the praise it receives will help them appreciate good games, and teach them a lesson aboot people liking things for no apparent reason.

 

[Chronarch]

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing would work quite nicely.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

It's not a bad game per-se, But this one would definately work.

http://www.maniacworld.com/maze_game.htm

You know what I mean.

EDIT:
Or the Ghouls Forest 3 mod for Doom 2. Would work like a charm.

FUCK YOUUUUUU I've never heard of that before!

 

[Nieroshai]

Force em to play WoW.

You... WANT them to gain addictive personalities and become antisocial? Well at least it's cheaper than cocaine...

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I think you've just ninja'd EVERYONE there.

OT:Noah's Ark 3D. Or, seeing as how they're kids, make them listen to FF6's Kefka laughing for 20 minutes.

I've watched that entire video. Make them watch it twice.

 

[migo]

what game would you force your child to play as punishment for doing something bad

if i had a boy i would force him to play that horrible barbie game

if i had a girl i would force her to play any of the Saw video games

I hope you're not actually a parent, because if you are you'll be the cause of another one of those kids who goes on a killing rampage that gets blamed on video games, and this time the media will be right.

 

[radioactive lemur]

If they did something really bad you could make them do a no death/no detection/no save run in MGS4 on The Boss Extreme difficulty with the stipulation that if you die or are detected, you have to start at the beginning again and you MUST watch all the cutscenes over again, including the 20 minute intro. Skipping any cutscene would count as noncompliance.

 

[SantoUno]

Silver Surfer for the NES.

You can come down from your room either when you're ready to say you're sorry or when you've beaten the whole game.

Silver Surfer for the NES.

You can come down from your room either when you're ready to say you're sorry or when you've beaten the whole game.

Definately, Silver Surfer is pure malevolence! I don't understand how somebody could be so cold-hearted as to make something like that.

Fuck apologizing! I would spend all night trying to beat that game!

Why do you think that game is atrocious? I fucking loved that game! Yeah it was hard but that's not exactly a game breaking thing. Seriously if I came CLOSE to beating the whole game as a kid it's not that horrible.

As for my children, I would force them to play LEGO Batman without any help. Seriously even I didn't beat the first level because I just couldn't figure out how to proceed on two occasions.

 

[Blemontea]

Dr. Jekyll Mr Hyde NES or the latest Alone in the Dark.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I think you've just ninja'd EVERYONE there.

OT:Noah's Ark 3D. Or, seeing as how they're kids, make them listen to FF6's Kefka laughing for 20 minutes.

I've watched that entire video. Make them watch it twice.

Wow. Now that really was something. If anything, I've learnt that in terms of inflicting cruelties on sentient human beings, I have a long way to go.