horrible horrible things we did in games that we're shamed to admit.
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I sacrificed quite some people to that Wheel of Misfortune thing in Fable 2, including a few spouses. The sword I got wasn't nearly as cool as my giant purple hammer, so it was pretty much a lose-lose situation... ah well, at least I got some crunchy chicks to eat.
How do you sleep at night?Enigmers said:
You genius!LordNue said:
Mmm, I haven't played the other Thief games, perhaps that should be my greatest shame, but I loved Deadly Shadows. In any case good on you for having a conscience, lol.Sonicron said:
The thing I'm most ashamed about when playing games is that I still feel morality applies, in Dragon Age Origins and such for example I constantly find myself doing the good choices simply because my real choice doesn't exist. Ie: Tell Wynne to f**k off and die and knock her out as opposed to kill her for being a b***h.
Hold up, here it is. Killing Xana in my 3rd or 4th play through of Dark Messiah. Say what you want about her being 'evil' and what not, but she was damn loyal. Not to mention they give you all those chances to head back and every step was excruciating for me to take. Even though it just meant holding down W.
In Oblivion I followed annoying people to their homes and murdered them at night. I stabbed some of the married people and left the corpse next to their spouses D: . But to be fair, some of them are really annoying... Like some people say "HHHhhhhi" in such a smug manner, they best be glad I wait until the night and kill them in their sleep instead of laying my burning hands on them right then and there.
I am not ashamed but back in the olden days of Diablo I found a guy with an incredible suit of armor. I told him that if he threw it on the ground I would "dupe" it for him. After he threw it on the ground I picked it up, equipped the armor and started walking off. Laughing at his futile screams of "DUPE IT NOW!!!!!!!" and replying with a simple "no." Before you call me a huge asshole I feel I should point out that he was level one so he probably hacked for it or bought it off the internet. That will teach him to cheat in a MP game.
YOU HEARLTESS MONSTER!Enigmers said:
I shoot people in the face after they're dead. The most evil thing I've ever done? Hmmmm...I know on some escort missions I got to the last few steps, turned around and shot the guy...heheheh he thought he was going to make it
EDIT: I also used to L4D grief but then it got bad and I decided I didn't want to do that anymore...well I still want to but I'm not reinstalling it.
Play Just Cause 2 and tell me if you feel bad after having spent some time in one of the big cities. The things you do to civilians and military in that game aren't something you go to confession about, you go to tell your friends how awesome or hilarious it was when you strapped a guy to your jet, dragged him along the highway and up in the air before crashing him and the jet into a building then watch the burning heap of metal fall onto the sidewalk with all the pedestians underneath.
I killed every NPC in Morrowind, just to see if I could. & I was in God Mode because entire populations would bolt towards me when I entered town.
Well lets see. I can think about 78 incidents recently and 146 in the past year but I'll just list a few funny ones.
- I beat the hell out of the peasents in AC2 and threw their unconscious bodies into a large body of water. like 25 times. in a row. Most of them were young girls or old men or bums.
- In Destroy All Humans two I used that little disc gun to punt the hell out of some British mods. In the first game I would pick up people with my telekinesis and drag them across the ground to slowly and painfully kill them. Sometimes I would beat other people with them. I also anally probed the president and forced his head to explode in the middle of a speech
- In maplestory I'd go to a populated area and spawn a boss monster like Balrog or the Showa Town Leaders
- I beat the hell out of the peasents in AC2 and threw their unconscious bodies into a large body of water. like 25 times. in a row. Most of them were young girls or old men or bums.
- In Destroy All Humans two I used that little disc gun to punt the hell out of some British mods. In the first game I would pick up people with my telekinesis and drag them across the ground to slowly and painfully kill them. Sometimes I would beat other people with them. I also anally probed the president and forced his head to explode in the middle of a speech
- In maplestory I'd go to a populated area and spawn a boss monster like Balrog or the Showa Town Leaders
I killed several female citizens in Oblivion, then removed their clothes and positioned them in inappropriate fashions in the middle of the city street.
People didn't seem to mind when they walked past the display though...
People didn't seem to mind when they walked past the display though...
You got the sequence wrong, it's "I killed a guy once...*sunglasses on* then reset the game. YEEEAAAHHH!!!"Reboare said:
As for the horrible things, I find being as evil as possible part of the insane giggling fun of a game, because you can always play it differently later.
