horrible horrible things we did in games that we're shamed to admit.

[Logic 0]

In urban chaos :riot responce I shot my allies with the minigun to see of they would lose there heads.

 

[Deleted]

Playing San Andreas, I had sex with a hooker, placed a bomb on her, and shot her in the head after she ran around in fear for a few minutes. Then took pictures of her body.

 

[Blue_vision]

In GTA 4, I am usually very respectful towards downed enemies. Use conservative firepower, aim for the legs, call an ambulance, etc.

But there's some times that I'm having a bad day or I've died too many times, and they'll just get no mercy. I remember when I was storming the casino at the end of the game, and I just showed no mercy. Laid down so much gunfire that basically all the cars had exploded. When I was in close quarters, just put an entire SMG clip into their body. And when the firefight's over, go to every single body and put a bullet through their head...

I actually feel really bad afterwards, when they plead for me to let them live and are interrupted by a pistol shot to the head.

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

in hitman 2 i got bored and killed everyone in the first level (everyone hostiles and innocents) and then i arranged their bodies in the shape of a big pentagram in the pool. the idea being that if the cops we're to show up (like in real life) the forensics team would be freaked, i even pictured the new guy puking in the toilet.

 

[superbatranger]

I..I..used to cheat by looking at my friend's screen when playing games like Goldeneye. Oh God, I feel so horrible. *hangs head in shame*

 

[Koganesaga]

Three things for me, in the original fable, I was pissed that I could only have a few houses, and once I found out I could buy lands if I killed the owners...well lets just say the lands population went down but the cash in my pockets went up.

Again in the original fable, once I learned I couldn't kill people in bowerstone, I beat my wife in my house until I had max strength points (I went from full good to full even in 5 hours). I was impressed that nobody who walked by the house bothered to report the scene to the gaurds.

Lastly in Oblivion, once I unlocked the poisoned apples, I could take them all and follow around random people until I knew when they would sit down to eat, and set it up so they would eat said apples and die. Ahhh, good times, good times.

P.S. I did eventually feel bad after I committed the deed, but the laughs of the people who watched me pushed me forward.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Fallout 3, man. My second (evil) playthrough. I started good, then made a rapid descent into madness after Liam Neeson died.
I killed everyone. When it was a bad idea to do so, I just saved beforehand and reloaded. I killed Three Dog. I went on a murderous rampage in Underworld. I got Charon by killing Greta. The entire populations of the Republic of Dave, Big Town, Temple of the Union, etc? Their heads were turned into pulpy masses, their bodies then promptly dismembered.

Sometimes I scare myself.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

In Oblivion I punched all the horses in the game to death. No one, and I mean no one, was going to ride horses but me. I had a fucking horse monopoly in cyrodil and I'll be damned if I was going to let anyone get in on my action. I'm not ashamed to admit because there is something about punching horses to death, even in a video game, that is hilarious to say but it still counts I guess.

Yesterday I Was bored in WKC so I changed my characters armor to something that could at best be described as "a belly shirt and hot pants" and followed somemone around their home town typing out the lyrics to "milkshake" in all caps until someone started another mission. Everyone but the guy I was following thought it was hilarious.

You PUNCHED them to death? Damn, that's hardcore dude.

I wanted to see the "bad karma" endings in Fallout 3 so started my journey through adolescence murdering every single occupant of Vault 101 the moment I first got Amata's father's pistol. Literally everyone (except Amata, who can't die anyway). For some reason it felt... wrong.

I know for a fact that you can. Maybe not immediately, but in the side quest where you go back to Vault 101, I straight up murdered everyone there, inluding her. They collapsed into glowing piles of goo before my plasma rifle.

 

[Romblen]

I defeated a Togepi(That little egg thing from pokemon) in Pokemon Colosseum. I don't know why, it just made me feel ashamed, maybe because the defeat animation showed Togepi getting teary eyed, tries to run away, than falls over.

 

[Marter]

I haven't really done anything that I'd be ashamed of admitting. I play games to have fun, not to face moral repercussions.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Anything in one of my eroge where I could have prevented a rape (either on someone else's part...or my own) and didn't, just in the name of 100% completion.

Starting all the way back with Tsukihime, which gives you the option at one point to rape <color=white>Arcueid. After I'd finished the game (come on, the right answer is obvious), I went back to see what would happen if I chose the wrong answer...pretty much what you'd expect. My only consolation is that I died a very, very karmic death the next day.

 

[antigodoflife]

In Oblivion I punched all the horses in the game to death. No one, and I mean no one, was going to ride horses but me. I had a fucking horse monopoly in cyrodil and I'll be damned if I was going to let anyone get in on my action. I'm not ashamed to admit because there is something about punching horses to death, even in a video game, that is hilarious to say but it still counts I guess.

Yesterday I Was bored in WKC so I changed my characters armor to something that could at best be described as "a belly shirt and hot pants" and followed somemone around their home town typing out the lyrics to "milkshake" in all caps until someone started another mission. Everyone but the guy I was following thought it was hilarious.

i was told that princess peach wears a thong in mario golf. i have never played it but i know that if i do i would have to check even if it were just for piece of mind...don't you judge me.

Off to find me a copy of Mario Golf


OT:Breaking the dam in Jade empire, I wouldn't feel as bad if Dawn Star wasn't berating me for it. Also I had to stop playing Oblivion after my Orc killing scenarios got a little too creepy for me,Spartacus. It was after I started setting them up in gay poses that I said wow that's fucked up. I then promptly went on a pant's stealing spree and felt better.

You steal pants? I stole shoes! I filled my little lakeside shack with them. I kept wishing that there would be some sort of reaction of the guard could find it, just walk into my home and be like "Oh...my...god...SHOES" and them my character slit his throat and placed his shoes in one of the piles before dragging his corpse away and tossing it into the lake. But no, never that : (.

In sims 2 I Accidently adopted a kid (long story) so I put him in the courtyard and blocked off all exits ,cus I didnt want him. He stayed alive for quite some time though.

I think everyone's done that. I once had ten people trapped in a swimming pool. I placed all but one sim in the pool, the one left over started a fire in the main house which attracted the fireman. I used the code that let me pick up the fireman and moved him int othe pool. I put the clown in the pool and pretty much all the other NPCs that came until death came for the sim who burned up in the fire. I grabbed death and put him in the pool too. They were all doing laps.

Good heaven's LordNue you're awesome... you're the first person to make me laugh all day.

and yeah anything remotely evil i've ever done, i've done on sims... including one i shall never tell anyone... epic glitch...

 

[NBSRDan]

In Fable, my wife threatened to divorce me, so I bludgeoned her with a sword to avoid getting too many evil points.

 

[Kwaren]

I nuked Megaton just to get rid of Moria. Then I found out she wasn't dead so I had to slaughter all of the Undercity to finish the job. Totally worth it.

 

[pelopelopelo]

In sims 2 I Accidently adopted a kid (long story) so I put him in the courtyard and blocked off all exits ,cus I didnt want him. He stayed alive for quite some time though.

I think everyone's done that. I once had ten people trapped in a swimming pool. I placed all but one sim in the pool, the one left over started a fire in the main house which attracted the fireman. I used the code that let me pick up the fireman and moved him int othe pool. I put the clown in the pool and pretty much all the other NPCs that came until death came for the sim who burned up in the fire. I grabbed death and put him in the pool too. They were all doing laps.

I used to create glass-walled dungeons in basements and trap people in them. Playing as a fucking hilariously evil psychopath who lived the life of a Bruce Wayne-esque playboy by day but his batcave was instead like some sort of horrific science lab was just... so much more fun than it is in real life... or so I hear.

Moving the doors I did quite a lot too. It didn't really affect any of the in-game characters, but it made me laugh inside, thinking about how, if they were real people they would be tripping the FUCK out.

"Wasn't there a door... I came in this way damnit!"

 

[Vrex360]

Back when I was playing Fable for the first time I was nothing short of ridiculously evil. I slaughtered entire villages, then waited around to do it again, rushing right in just as the village was repopulating and I killed them all again.

I was a very evil guy, fortunatley I've turned a new leaf since then.

I know that I've done more horrible things in games but this is all I can think of, for now.

 

[Stuntcrab]

I incinerated my weighted companion cube.

You monster!!